Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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    As I understand it, as long as there’s no kissing it’s not gay.
     
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  2. BWC

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    There's unfortunately a significant number of their children who do as well.
     
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You can with your eyes closed because how would you know who you’re kissing if you can’t see? Simple science.
     
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  4. Vito Corleone

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    True, but those children don't overwhelmingly occupy the majority of current political and judicial offices.

    The correlation between fawning over Reagan and hating the potential social programs this country needs is a completely overlapped circle. That circle has to be smaller for anything to get done
     
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  5. jrmy

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    No one took their socks off at the orgy so there wasn't anything gay happening
     
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  6. joe-

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  7. BP

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    Who could've seen this coming?
     
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  8. Bruce Wayne

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    And Bill Barr just HAPPENS to spend 2 and a half hours there today?
     
  9. jrmy

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    Oh my god
     
  10. PeterGriffin

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    The list is 45 people long. Susan B Anthony is sus, it’s right in her name.
     
  11. BudKilmer

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    :roll:
     
  12. Doc Louis

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    Includes Rudy Giuliani and something about crimes not yet uncovered.
     
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  13. pez

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    I think they mean the Biden White House. Hunter is definitely going down this time
     
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  14. dome foam

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    Clearly someone approached Donald with cash for a pardon and he said, "SIR I cannot accept these terms as they would break the law SIR!" And hence he referred them to the DOJ for prosecution.
     
  15. cyclist

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  16. joe-

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  17. PeterGriffin

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    Officially less than 50 days remaining, btw.
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    Nope
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    Some good old fashioned Crimeing going on in the white house
     
  20. ned's head

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    Do we have a bribe pool yet? I'll take the sacklers
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  22. BudKilmer

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    Going swimmingly on Parler

     
  23. Henry Blake

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    Series finale setting up to be a banger
     
  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Got to be Manafort or Gates imo
     
  25. Henry Blake

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    Just imagine the amount of corruption documented on 50 electronic devices :roll:
     
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  26. ned's head

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    Aren't both relatively broke? I have a feeling that it's someone who isn't close to trump. He's handing pardons out to people like paper towels to hurricane victims, so everyone in the circle is gravy already
     
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  27. Beeds07

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    A simple raid of Parler users would net, and im lowballing here, 300 groups plotting terrorist action against the country.
     
  28. ned's head

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  29. infected donkey

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    A friend is reading the suit, it involves a bunch of wiretapping and he believes it’s someone who went to prison already, and believes it’s the Roger stone pardon. The scheme to pay (bribery) was to be through campaign donations.
    Stone was pardoned in July, they were having hearings in at least August for this investigation.
     
  30. jrmy

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    If it ultimately was Stone and being that he was pardoned there's no way that Trump wasn't complicit right
     
  31. ned's head

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    If it's someone who was pardoned, trump's gotta be fucked. Has that been noted?
     
  32. Beeds07

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    Definitely what people who have committed no crimes do
     
  33. aisle seven

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    Big Don is definitely the type of guy that would charge his friends for a pardon. :laugh:
     
  34. bro

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    You can’t do that.

    Exactly what a mob boss would try to do if he was President.

    talk about admitting guilt. I’m sure Q will just say he is protecting himself from the vengeful deep state! But this is so pathetic and blatant.
     
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  35. chet fire

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    Basically, the USFL was started as a pro league that played in the spring. Six teams. Weather would be warmer, no competition with college or NFL. Looser feel with instant replays and two-point conversions.

    You could've said it was like a AAA NFL or something, but they did bring in players like Herschel Walker, Steve Young, Jim Kelly. Owner of the NYC team gets tired of flying in and out of Oklahoma and sells it to Donald Trump.

    Next thing you know, he's talking expanding to 12 teams, no 18 teams and fuck this springtime shit. USFL is playing in the fall.

    He then catches the idea (from his old pal Roy Cohn) to sue the National Football League over monopoly rights. End result is that expansion oversaturates the league. Fall football never happens. And the USFL wins the lawsuit, getting awarded exactly one U.S. dollar in damages. (Because it was an anti-trust suit, they actually got triple that – $3.)

    It was Trump's suicide mission from the get-go, from a USFL point-of-view. He never wanted to be a USFL owner. Just as Walker, Young and Kelly went on to become NFL greats, Trump figured that this would be his ticket into becoming an NFL owner – really the only job he ever desired and ironically enough, the only position that's ever been held from his grasp. The cost was the entire league going down in flames.

    Wildly enough, Trump isn't even the worst USFL owner portrayed in the book. J. William Oldenburg owned the L.A. Express, decided to sign Steve Young for $40 million and then got impatient as contract negotiations went into the evening, resulting in him screaming into Young's face that he hated Mormons. Later he stole $20 million from a Utah S&L (maybe he did hate Mormons!) He died last year, having never been elected president of the United States.
     
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  36. VaxRule

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    There really aren’t a lot of people you can bribe to get a pardon for your federal crimes. I think there’s just the one. I don’t get how redacting his name makes any sense.
     
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  37. laxjoe

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  38. chuckmasterflex

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    Hard to really express how outstandingly corrupt the entire Trump administration has been from top to bottom
     
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  39. Hugo Boss

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    So, Rick Gates?
     
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  40. laxjoe

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    first person that came to mind, but :idk:
     
  41. Beeds07

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  42. jrmy

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    The only one that fits that billing with administration ties is Papadopoulos right? Any chance they're shortening that in the document?
     
  43. jrmy

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    Forgot about Gates
     
  44. VaxRule

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    Gates might actually fit under that redaction.
     
  45. laxjoe

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    that was the second one that came to mind, but you're right, it's too long a name for whats redacted
     
  46. laxjoe

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  47. IV

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    Gates who?