Father-in-law things

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

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  2. Upton^2

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    That sounds pretty awesome tbh
     
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  3. CF3234

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    Take this to the awesome things your FIL does thread. Also, pics please
     
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    Sorry I’ve been in the wrong thread.
     
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  6. Daddy Rabbit

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  7. ashy larry

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    watches sporting events on mute. we can even be at my house watching a game with the sound on and I’ll get up to use the restroom and come back to the game muted. do i un-mute it when i get back? idk wtf to do this is so awkward.
     
  8. The Blackfish

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    Talk to him about it
     
  9. ashy larry

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    i generally don’t care what’s being said on the broadcast but I can’t be just hang in silence. the clemson game was an excruciating four hours
     
  10. ashy larry

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    “what’s your deal old man?”

    like that?
     
  11. a.tramp

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    If he does this at your house, these are the steps need to take.
    1. Before sitting down, pick up remote and look him dead straight in the eyes.
    2. Hit the unmute button, still looking at him dead straight in the eyes.
    3. Take remote and put it inside your pants and run it through your ass crack, do not break eye contact.
    4. Set remote down, do not break eye contact until after this is done.
     
  12. The Blackfish

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    I was thinking more like “hey would you mind if I turned the sound back on?”

    If he says “sure, no problem” like a normal person then eventually asks if he prefers to listen to games with no sound, and you can follow up and ask why if he doesn’t give much info.

    If he says “no” then remind him who is railing his daughter and turn it on anyway.
     
  13. Redav

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    I would come back and be all "oh sorry, guess I accidentally hit the remote and muted the game when I got up" and unmute it. At worst it starts the conversation.
     
  14. ashy larry

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    he’s watching the cowboys/giants game with sound on and I didn’t even have to booty bump my roku remote

    is my fil a mainboarder? show yourself rick. didn’t mean to put you on blast but glad we navigated this shit
     
  15. ashy larry

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    update: he likes troy aikman
     
  16. Jigga

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    My FIL is 72 but looks like he’s much older. Had a lot of health issues but very nice guy and we get along well.

    Not the kind you would imagine is any good with technology, he’s always asking me questions about his phone how to work the TV etc.

    Today the wife and I were hanging hooks to hang string lights and he says watch this, he takes one hook and and puts it in the drill and uses it to drill that hook in and says “I learned that from TikTok”

    Could have knocked me over with a feather
     
  17. soulfly

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    Getting surpassed by technology is my nightmare.
     
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  18. billdozer

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    I bet you don't even know how to use the three shells.
     
  19. bigred77

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    Umm, link?
     
  20. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    My FIL is joking/not joking about moving to Dominica because Biden wants to increase the capital gains tax to 43%.
     
  21. CUgator

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    when will this thread be updated with the next Myrtle Beach adventure?
     
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    User GingerKnickers finding and liking the OP in this thread made me smile
     
  23. Detlef Schrempf

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    I need it in my life. Hopefully FIL packs the bike outfit again to show off the hog.
     
  24. NDfanPSUgrad

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    Mid July. He just retired but won’t get the vaccine. Already very hesitant to go out to eat when we go out which is about 95% of what they look forward to. We are flying down so we are right back in to our pre-covid routine of uncomfortable discussions.
     
  25. Detlef Schrempf

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    So he’s scared of the virus, that he can readily get a vaccine for?

    :yaoface:
     
  26. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Uhh now is the chance to put your foot down and say you're not going to do anything if they don't get vaccinated.
     
  27. UncleJesse

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    Buy him one of those little gold stars from the crazy Nashville hat lady.
     
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  28. Russellin4885

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    Whew buddy if he's scared of covid and won't get the vaccine he's going to have a real bad time in Myrtle Beach. There won't be a mask in sight and plenty of those people aren't going to be vaccinated either.
     
  29. NDfanPSUgrad

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    I appreciate all of the replies based on logic…that’s why I’m here
     
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  30. GingerKnickers

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    Huuuuhhhh?
     
  31. Tobias

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    pregnant wife is on bed rest. doctor said no sex. when she said this, her dad said “what does your dentist say”

    classic guy humor folks
     
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  32. Snakes

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    Saving that one
     
  33. jbr

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    I’m on vacation with my in laws this week. My FIL is in fine form, but this one took the cake tonight. He is watching tv in the family room and my son is obsessed with sharks right now.

    My 6 yo: Hey grandpa, can we watch shark week out here with you?
    FIL: Nope, I want to finish my movie. It’s about a guy who…
    6 yo: Nevermind. I’ll just go in my room.

    He’s such a dbag.
     
  34. blind dog

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    Hunts a shark bc it killed a girl swimming in the ocean. It’s called jaws I think you will like it

    smh kids and their attention spans
     
  35. kinghill

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    Not following that exactly, who’s the dbag the FIL or the 6 year old?
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Is this the guy who said that he didn't want to play with his grandson's dinosaur toys because he's "not into dinosaurs right now?"
     
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  37. The Blackfish

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    Was just about to ask this. Still fucking hilarious.
     
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  38. jbr

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    Correct
    You
     
  39. kinghill

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    Perhaps

    Sometimes kids need to hear no
     
  40. Detlef Schrempf

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    My father in law and mother in law are moving where I live from across the country next week. MIL is great, I love her to death, father in law is fine but literally never stops talking, ever.
     
  41. One Two

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    Laughed at perhaps but I think a grandparent would want to make time for their grandkids on a family vacation. Mine did.
     
  42. AIP

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    Vacation with in laws sounds awful
     
  43. Daddy Rabbit

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    NDfanPSUgrad being the first like on this post :roll:
     
  44. blind dog

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    was about to say the same thing Jesus Christ it must be bad
     
  45. CUgator

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    The big vacation has to be close…
     
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  46. One Two

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    Also to be fair I found out later in life from my mother that she got mad at my dad’s dad for telling me to calm down and be quiet when I was like 5 years old and my initial thought was “I probably deserved that.”
     
  47. jbr

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    It’s more sad than awful

    They leave halfway through the week
     
  48. Jigga

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    Going to NY for my nieces birthday party since her 1st birthday was during Covid.

    Party is on Saturday and FIL called me last night inviting me to golf during the party he is also traveling to NY for.
     
  49. El Tiburon

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    So how many holes are you playing?
     
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