Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Steelers Wheel




    Or Steely Dan
     
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  2. BudKilmer

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    What are we waiting on folks. It’s all right here

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  3. jawsthegreat

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    Nick Saban has never lost to one of his assistants. Auburn hiring one of the best known Saban assistants after firing the guy with the most wins against Saban is :ChefsKiss: outstanding Barning
     
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  4. John McGuirk

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    Who the fuck are you?
     
  5. The Blackfish

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    jawsthegreat

    says so right there
     
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  6. John McGuirk

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    Well he doesn’t sound so great to me
     
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  7. FadeMe

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    If we have a former Saban assistant as HC next year in JHS, I like our chances more than just about any other former assistant he’s ever faces.
     
  8. Roy

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    We really need an emoji for :chefskiss:
     
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  9. afb

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    Depends on which jaws he is. Jaws 1, yeah. Only other good one was the Sea World one.
     
  10. shaolin5

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    Has anybody considered Matt Campbell? If I were looking for a coach, that's where I would start.
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gonna be real interesting to see what breaks first. Saban losing to an assistant or Saban actually beating a 9+ win Auburn team
     
  12. Wu

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    further reinforces that bama can only be successful when Auburn is down
     
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  13. spagett

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    He has said he's only leaving for ND or OSU, I believe
     
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  14. RavenNole

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    he never said that but it’s assumed that a top tier big ten job or ND is all he wants. He’d be a very bad fit at auburn. Some people have come out and said it would only be ND or OSU but I think he’d have a tough time turning down Michigan or penn state if either opened and he was offered.
     
  15. spagett

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    Campbell came up under Tim Beckman, who was once an Aubren GA and is from the Urban Meyer tree

    #BringTimHome
     
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  16. teel

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    Auburn is the perfect skoal for Tim!
     
  17. DDB

    DDB Some men just want to watch the world burn
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    Moving Steele up to 60%, Cristobal down to 25% based on some new information there.


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    **COACH HOT BOARD, Pt. 3


    As for Cristobal: We're not hearing much about him from the Auburn side this morning and the prevailing idea is that he's likely to go ahead and re-up with the Ducks. I don't think the issue here is rooted in him being disinterested in Auburn, however.

    As for Steele: Many Important People like his plans to fix what failed during the Malzahn era and his ideas about filling out the staff.
     
  18. Corky Bucek

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  19. LuPoor

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    This is absolutely flabbergasting to watch unfold. This is how i felt when the Jets hired Adam Gase
     
  20. John McGuirk

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  21. Wu

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    You could say “many important people are saying”
     
  22. RavenNole

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    Auburn fanbase is going to be split before he even gets an opening press conference. If it’s going to be him this should have been gamed out weeks ago and he should have been vetted and ready to announce Tuesday morning.
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    This is just a smoke screen
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Rumor is that Steele is just going to hire the #South Carolina Gamecocks old offensive staff and others. Seems like a great fucking idea

    #StopTheSteele
     
  25. Owsley

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    This is honestly what we all deserve after the abomination that was 2020.
     
  26. jrmy

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    I wouldn't wish McClendon as WR coach on anyone
     
  27. nolecpa

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    Charles Kelly as DC?!! Good luck with that.
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    If Steele wants to coach with all these fucking USC ppl he needs to just shut the fuck and go back to South Carolina and be near his lake house
     
  29. spagett

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    Is Steele a done deal?
     
  30. mb711

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    yup
     
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  31. Wu

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    If it’s Steele, the other Toomer’s trees will probably just Spike80DF themselves
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just think how much they will flourish over the next 3-5 years with zero wins
     
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  33. TC

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    We finally beat y'all. Now you must become SCAR
     
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  34. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    McClendon at WR coach is a death sentence for any talent you may have. We had Shi Smith with 57 receptions and our next WR had 11.
     
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  35. GeneralPaton

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  36. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I love when these recruiting dorks throw out stuff like this
     
  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    God sharpens Steele
    Steele sharpens Iron
     
  38. ned's head

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    Man. I'm depressed and I don't even care about auburn. Ts and Ps brothers
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Thank you
     
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  40. Denny Crane

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    Might as well go ahead and update the thread title.
     
  41. Deuce

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    #StoptheSteele









    Tagging Yellawood and Harbert Mangement on Twitter, I can’t think of a better way to get your point to Rane and Harbert
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    I can hype myself up for the coming season with the best of em....I can not and will not do it if we hire Kevin Steele and a staff remotely what is shown above.

    Someone pls word doc me
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    I can only hope Talking Head is rage tweeting at all the boosters/leadership like he tweets about Biden's laptop
     
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  44. Owsley

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    Love AU so hard that we cannot mess this hire up!

    I drink a lot of beer. FGL and Jason Aldean
     
  45. Barves2125

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    Need someone to ask him if this is this demanding more.
     
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  46. Jake Scott

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    BMac is still living off of recruiting RB at UGA I see. What a disaster he is as a WR coach and recruiter.
     
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  47. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    This hire is going to Steele the show this holiday season
     
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    what did yall do to deserve this
     
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