Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    La-Shae and la-a are worlds apart and not the point you were makings I dated a Shae in middle school but her prefix was Ne.
     
    #701 Daniel Ocean, Dec 15, 2020
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    #702 racer, Dec 15, 2020
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  3. bigred77

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    Guy checking out my stuff at Wal-Mart last evening name was "Kodee"
    Immediately thought of this thread
     
    #703 bigred77, Dec 16, 2020
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  4. racer

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    Ew.

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    I would refuse to view anything he lists.
     
    #704 racer, Dec 16, 2020
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Now now, maybe his dad was named Dar
     
    #705 Hoss Bonaventure, Dec 16, 2020
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  6. Tiffin

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    Was really hoping to be the first to make a Wharf Rat joke.
     
    #706 Tiffin, Dec 16, 2020
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  7. GeneralPaton

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    My wife and I are currently debating the name of our second child on the way, I’m gonna start throwing out names from this thread periodically just to see how she reacts.
     
    #707 GeneralPaton, Dec 16, 2020
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  8. pearl

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    DeMayne Bord, your last name
     
    #708 pearl, Dec 16, 2020
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  9. wes tegg

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    #709 wes tegg, Dec 22, 2020
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  10. El Tiburon

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    Fucking white people.
     
    #710 El Tiburon, Dec 22, 2020
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  11. racer

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    I’m naming my next kid Chiefer I guess.
     
    #711 racer, Dec 22, 2020
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  12. Pasta88

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    If you’re going to go down that route why not just Brave? Sounds better than Braven
     
    #712 Pasta88, Dec 22, 2020
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  13. racer

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    Because that’d be tacky.
     
    #713 racer, Dec 22, 2020
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  14. wes tegg

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    I had the same thought. Braven sounds like an adjective for something bad.
     
    #714 wes tegg, Dec 22, 2020
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  15. Boo MFer!

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    Used in a sentence: Naming your kid Braven was a really fucking braven idea.
     
    #715 Boo MFer!, Dec 22, 2020
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  16. mb711

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    That's so Braven
     
    #716 mb711, Dec 22, 2020
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  17. Arrec Bardwin

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    This was my first thought
     
    #717 Arrec Bardwin, Dec 22, 2020
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  18. bigred77

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    Just go with Patrick
     
    #718 bigred77, Dec 22, 2020
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  19. bigred77

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    One of me neighbors has two grandsons, brothers named William and Henry
    Another neighbor has two boys named Marshall and Wyatt


     
    #719 bigred77, Dec 22, 2020
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Are these supposed to be bad names or
     
    #720 Bo Pelinis, Dec 22, 2020
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  21. Truman

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    Another neighbor has kids named Mike and John. oh man!!!!
     
    #721 Truman, Dec 22, 2020
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  22. racer

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    Reposting because it never gets old.



    Tbh a lot of these names would also feel out of place today.
     
    #722 racer, Dec 22, 2020
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  23. bigred77

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    The royal family and Wyatt Earp
     
    #723 bigred77, Dec 22, 2020
  24. wes tegg

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    That’s William and Harry you dunce.
     
    #724 wes tegg, Dec 22, 2020
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  25. bigred77

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    #725 bigred77, Dec 22, 2020
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  26. wes tegg

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    #726 wes tegg, Dec 23, 2020
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  27. Corky Bucek

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    #727 Corky Bucek, Dec 23, 2020
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  28. bigred77

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    I was going on the 'fucking white people' thing
    White people love themes

    God.you guys are dense
     
    #728 bigred77, Dec 23, 2020
  29. Baron

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    Scrolling Instagram, Marty Smith’s son is named Cambron.
     
    #729 Baron, Dec 25, 2020
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  30. mb711

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    Loves him some Cammy Cam and Bron Bron
     
    #730 mb711, Dec 25, 2020
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  31. ono

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    That one kid's full name is fucking Braven Crane. Sounds like a dumbass Youtube channel that features people who climb cranes and skyscrapers and shit for fun.

    Or a Star Wars character.
     
    #731 ono, Dec 25, 2020
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  32. TC

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    Seattle psychologist IMO
     
    #732 TC, Dec 25, 2020
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  33. TC

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    Sorry, I’m making a separate reaction post for this.

    :roll:
     
    #733 TC, Dec 25, 2020
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  34. Corky Bucek

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    I was hoping that Marty Smith had a kid named Dale Junior Smith
     
    #734 Corky Bucek, Dec 25, 2020
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  35. TC

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    “Cambron! I’ve got a goddam Zaxby’s commercial to film!”
     
    #735 TC, Dec 25, 2020
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  36. ashy larry

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    hi this is my son tommy hawk. go braves
     
    #736 ashy larry, Dec 25, 2020
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  37. racer

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    Chipper and Chopper
     
    #737 racer, Dec 25, 2020
  38. Corky Bucek

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    How do you pronounce Hawk?

    CC: Butthead
     
    #738 Corky Bucek, Dec 25, 2020
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  39. Butthead

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    haw-oak
     
    #739 Butthead, Dec 25, 2020
  40. Baron

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    Here is the post. The picture of him makes it even better TC
     
    #740 Baron, Dec 26, 2020
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  41. roggins

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    He’s a big fan of Cameron Newton and Lebron.
     
    #741 roggins, Dec 26, 2020
  42. IV

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    “Dad, why didn’t you let mom pick my name too?”
     
    #742 IV, Dec 26, 2020
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  43. TC

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    Mahomezion
     
    #743 TC, Dec 26, 2020
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  44. Detlef Schrempf

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    Saw this one on Facebook today, go ahead and shut the thread down, we’ve got a winner.
     
    #744 Detlef Schrempf, Dec 26, 2020
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  45. wes tegg

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    This is what this thread is about!
     
    #745 wes tegg, Dec 26, 2020
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  46. wes tegg

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    “Hi, I’m Kennedy, but my parents decided to spell it like jackasses.”
     
    #746 wes tegg, Dec 26, 2020
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  47. Corky Bucek

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    God damnit

    Does Kynadie have a sister named McKayleigh?
     
    #747 Corky Bucek, Dec 26, 2020
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  48. Detlef Schrempf

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    like how do you even get to the point of, “I want to name her Kennedy, but how can I spell it differently so that everyone will know that I’m mentally challenged?”
     
    #748 Detlef Schrempf, Dec 26, 2020
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  49. Detlef Schrempf

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    I don’t know, my wife saw it on some Facebook group she’s in to buy/sell kids clothes and sent it to me.
     
    #749 Detlef Schrempf, Dec 26, 2020
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  50. Corky Bucek

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    I was more so being facetious on the comment.

    I may or may not have somebody that I know with the kid named Navy in some spelling variation. :awshucks:
     
    #750 Corky Bucek, Dec 26, 2020
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