I’d take my Trump bucks, max out my credit cards, and “refinance” my student loans to go to Jurassic Park as a VIP tomorrow and pray for the shit to hit the fan. A) I get eaten by a dinosaur, which is how I always wanted to go. B) I survive and that shit is comped and I make a cool $13k after initially being awarded $5 million and all the class action is settled and the company is out of money
A lady that used to work with my wife just posted this. So make sure and stop giving your dogs Gatorade
Hey Bruce Bowen . Several days later, man. Still watching Cart Narcs videos. This one is a joy, though. Similar vibes to the following:
Not sure if this one has posted or you've seen but one of my wholesome favorites And also holy fuck I forgot about the update with this guy
This reminded me of a man named Bill Millin. He was a private in the British Army who played the bagpipes. Scottish and Irish regiments typically had bagpipers but by World War II they were relegated (and rightly so) to the rear. Millin was the personal piper to a commander of a special brigade that landed on the beach at Normandy on D-Day. Millin was commanded by his superior officer to the front of the line, where Millin respectfully reminded his officer of the regulations that were supposed to keep pipers at the rear. His officer quickly reminded him that "those were the orders of the English war office and that he and his subordinate were both Scottish and that the rules didn't apply to them". Millin played the bagpipes on the beach, wearing a kilt (the same kilt his father had worn at Flanders in WW1) and armed only with a knife as his fellow soldiers were cut down left and right on Sword Beach. A few days later he supposedly spoke with several captured German snipers who claimed they saw him but didn't shoot at him because they thought he had lost his mind. The scene in the early 60's war movie The Longest Day where a piper lead the line into battle was inspired by this very true and equally as unbelievable story.
I appreciate the effort here. Does that dude have other videos because that shit had me rolling the first time I saw it