Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  2. Jigga

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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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  4. Dukes

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  5. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  6. roggins

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  7. Boom TittyMilk

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  8. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  9. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    You’d probably have to pay me that much to wear them.
     
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  10. Ty Webb

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    Can we go away from the snake draft?
     
  11. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    and do what
     
  12. Jigga

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    They do have a tier system 6 tiers and pick 1 from each
     
  13. Jigga

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    But then could have duplicate teams
     
  14. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  15. RalfBully

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    I’m in if you need one more
     
  16. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  17. tigr2ndbase

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    Started 2021 with a day on the links. 4 birdies in the round with one chipping in from about 10 yards off the green. Still had some bad shots and missed short putts that put my score higher than it should of been. Feeling pretty confident heading into streamsong in a few weeks.
     
  18. undrtow

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    Tomorrow will be my last round until April. Too much bourbon tonight, I have low expectations
     
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  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Haven't played much lately. Played Monday-Thursday this week. Broke 50 on 9 for the first time in a month on Wednesday. Shot 86 on Thursday with 4 birdies. Had a birdie put on 9 for a 39 on front side. Came apart down the stretch. Front side could have been my all time low score but made a tripple on one. :facepalm:
     
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  20. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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  21. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Dude must be money from the sand.
     
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  22. London Humphreys

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    85 today. won all the bets.

    It helped that the better player in our group is a .7 and shot 81
     
  23. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  24. Boom TittyMilk

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    Rahm getting that LFE life in
     
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  25. Ty Webb

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    a 59 at Silverleaf first time out is pretty salty. Not the hardest course in the valley, but solid.
     
  26. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Lisa Cornwell does not hold back on the NLU pod, even has her lawyer on the line and lets him answer a couple questions. Sounds like Golf Channel has some big internal issues, specifically naming Brandel as having it out for her and getting special treatment from the bosses
     
  27. Bert Handsome

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  28. London Humphreys

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    Least surprising thing ever.
     
  29. The B1G Kucktis

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    Her lawyer used to be the head of HR at Walmart, so she’s not messing around.
     
  30. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    listening now. good shit.
     
  31. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    He’s also the guy who took on a bunch of the high profile waiver cases and shit against the NCAA
     
  32. roggins

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    Good listen but holy shit can she talk. That is the least I've ever heard Soly talk.
     
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  33. Bert Handsome

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    Tough scene for the Callaway spon-con with the PGA Tour
     
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  34. Bert Handsome

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  35. Ty Webb

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    Not really. You've got the usual tryhards looking for attention. Everybody knows the shenanigans in the equipment game.
     
  36. RalfBully

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    What would be the reason for including him? Havent followed this
     
  37. poor paul

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    they allowed everybody who made the tour championship to play even if they didn't win a tournament last year, due to covid cancellations of tournaments and need for additional field.
     
  38. RalfBully

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    Ahhh. So who does the DeepFriedEgg think should be playing if winners dont make up a full field?
     
  39. poor paul

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    deepfriedegg is just making a 'tony finau' never wins he just backdoors top 10s joke.
     
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  40. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    People are losing their minds over Max’s choice of words saying his friend who is a 5 handicap is not a great golfer. Golf twitter is really dumb at times

     
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  41. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Hi Max, Yes I am 5 hcp, specifically 5.1 at the moment. No I am not great golfer.
    Sincerely,
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  42. undrtow

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    I'm somewhere between 2-5 and I'm far from a great golfer
     
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  43. FourClover01

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    I'm a 9 cap and some days I think I'm down right terrible.
     
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  44. 1

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    As with anything, it's all relative. To people that golf once a year or less I'm Dustin Johnson. To people that play even 6x a year or more, they get it.
     
  45. FearMySpear

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    Looooooooot of humble ass brags coming from the single digit handicaps
     
  46. 1

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    That was not my intent I swear. I replied specifically because I'm exactly the type of player that was referenced....well 5.1 but close enough. Please forgive me.
     
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  47. undrtow

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    Wish I were bragging
     
  48. undrtow

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    This
     
  49. fish

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    Extrapolating this point even further, pretty sure Max would say he's not a great golfer among his peers.
     
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