Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser & Bad Driver

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  1. CaneKnight

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    The Nazi in Iowa finally gets removed we get a new, younger, paralyzed Nazi from North Carolina
     
  2. steamengine

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    Dude respect the troops he was injured in the war.
     
  3. BWC

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    I prefer Nazi soldiers who don't get injured
     
  4. wes tegg

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    He's a tremendous dumbass.
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Him and Tubs are gonna be BFFs
     
  6. Cornfed Buffalo

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  7. wes tegg

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    That entire interview is hilarious. I think there's a very good chance he's never actually met a Jewish person.
     
  8. UncleJesse

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    The reason he spent 30 minutes on the house floor is because it took that long for somebody to come pick him up off it.
     
  9. Fudd

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    While today the GOP may hold the executive and judicial branches, one day, they will not...but you, Madison Cawthorne...you will be paralyzed forever.
     
  10. i am a bammer

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    His legs don't work great either
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    He’s going to have a tough time walking back those comments.
     
  12. Detlef Schrempf

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    Can you really run for office if your legs don’t work? I’ll see myself out...
     
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  13. UncleJesse

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    Think I am just going to use this as a reply any time he tweets.
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  14. Tobias

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    it is 100% ok to mock him for his disability both because a) he's a racist piece of shit and, more importantly, b) he isnt actually paralyzed
     
  15. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    making a major donation to the first representative to tell him his arguments have no leg to stand on
     
  16. Bruce Wayne

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    Weird how he knows more about Nazi history than US history
     
  17. brolift

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    There’s like 15 years to study and remember. Pretty easy for smooth brained Purple Heart recipients
     
  18. Name P. Redacted

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    Is b) a theory im not aware of because I am all in baby
     
  19. Tobias

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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    More and more people are saying he’s doing it for the clout
     
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  22. Tobias

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    this is a strong argument for my he’s faking it theory
     
  23. jrmy

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    He’s pulling a Stevie Wonder and he thinks we don’t see it
     
  24. BudKilmer

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    I am all in on him faking it
     
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  25. UncleJesse

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    He has pretty big arms for not being able to pull himself up by his bootstraps.
     
  26. JonathanCoachman

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    Kudos to the Austrian Government for making The Berghof handicap accessible.
     
  27. Tobias

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    i would simply put a stick into his spokes and he would tumble over and shoot himself in the dick

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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    Was hoping this bump was more thirst traps of his fiance
     
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  29. Tobias

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    saw someone on twitter say he really thinks he's joe swanson and is gonna be allowed to join swat or whatever
     
  30. Tobias

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    just re-read the thread and she is very attractive.

    its not that i hate her for being with this nazi. that is what it is. i hate her for participating in the cover-up to hide his functioning legs. there would be no trust between me and her. we wouldnt work out
     
  31. timo

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    PROVE YOUR LEGS DON'T WORK BY SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE DICK, MADISON.
     
  32. bwi2

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    sounds dangerous. You could hurt him doing that, maybe even paralyze him.
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hope one of the potholes or metal sheets in the street gobble him up
     
  34. Butthead

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    I bet I could open a can of whoopass on this kid
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    if you started fighting him, do you think he'd still pretend to be paralyzed or instinctually he'd start using his legs?
     
  36. bryix

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    there was a movie in the early 90s where Christopher Reeve played a man who faked a spinal injury so that he could get away with murdering his wife (he stood up out of the wheelchair and shot her)

    this was before his accident
     
  37. nexus

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    getting strong Ben Show vibes from this guy

     
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  38. blind dog

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  39. JonathanCoachman

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    I’m pretty confident that he’s going to end up doing a Dr. Strangelove. Can he get through his first term without Heiling his way out of the wheelchair?
     
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  40. Fudd

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    They are not sending us their brightest

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  44. El Tiburon

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    Holy shit, Cristina, how can you possibly misidentify the Statue of Liberty like that?
     
  45. jrmy

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    That's the Leaning Tower of Pizza
     
  46. JonathanCoachman

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    I’ve been to DC so many times that all the tourist attractions in The National Mall area have blended together. It took me a good ten seconds to “get it”.
     
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  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    Every time this thread gets bumped I come in hoping to see news of him being indicted. Always disappointed when it’s not happening.