Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. skiedfrillet

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    desantis is the villain from Kindergarten Cop and i won't hear otherwise
     
  2. afb

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    Guy is voting against democracy, but if people wanna yell at him they are the ones who are wrong

    this country deserves itself
     
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  3. IV

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    seconded, excellent article
     
  4. wes tegg

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    Who said that?
     
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  5. afb

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    Anyone discussing whether they should or should not do that
     
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  6. wes tegg

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    That's incredibly obtuse.

    Maybe that's not the best response to treason =/= blame them instead of the traitor.
     
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  7. El Tiburon

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    I’m not naive or hopeful enough to believe in such fairy tales because I know deep down John Roberts is a dyed in the wool Republican. However, wouldn’t it just be so fucking great if as a result of all these conservative whack jobs constantly attacking and threatening him he decided to take a left turn out of spite and then sit up there and fuck their world up any time a conservative issue comes before the SCOTUS for the rest of his lifetime appointment?
     
  8. wes tegg

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    I've had the same fantasy.

    FWIW, I do think he's more of a conservative than ideologue.

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  9. afb

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    Ok bud
     
  10. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    This assumes that his supporters and/or he himself would act any differently absent people protesting there.

    I’m not sure I buy that.
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    Yeah, I think that the result of this particular event is going to be negligible in either direction.
     
  12. ned's head

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    Yikes @ this thread

     
  13. wes tegg

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  14. steamengine

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    Is she wearing a neck brace? Nice touch.
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    Turns out all it took to completely break a representative democracy was a fat dullard narcissist and a couple of enablers.

    pretty shaky foundation after all
     
  16. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    This is why we have the 2nd Amendment right?
     
  17. Vito Corleone

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    Nothing refutes credibility more to me then when Jesus is brought into the political conversation
     
  18. duc15

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    If we are nice maybe then they will stop the coup attempt
     
  19. Blu Tang Clan

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    I think if we ask Hawley & Co. to pretty please stop supporting the coup we’ll be fine.
     
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  20. BellottiBold

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    (more than a couple, but...)
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh: WE BRING OUR OWN PENCILS. WE ARE NOT SOCIALIST

     
  22. IV

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    in the 1930’s Huey Long forced poor people to take free textbooks, same as it ever was

    (Also yes I know Huey Long was a faschy pos)
     
  23. Butthead

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    Hey fuck you, you'll use my pencil and you'll like it
     
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  24. ned's head

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    I cannot wait for this dickhead to be blacklisted from all of the good places in a few weeks

     
  25. IV

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    somewhere out there a trump voter that lent his coworkers pens is getting ready to hang himself for being a socialist
     
  26. Prospector

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    Pa. Sen. Jim Brewster Not Sworn In As State Senate Dissolves Into Chaos Over Contested Election
    Republicans also voted on a motion to remove Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, a Democrat, as the presiding officer, after Fetterman insisted that Brewster be seated with the other senators.January 5, 2021 at 1:46 pm
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    HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — Pennsylvania lawmakers returned to the Capitol on Tuesday to be sworn in for the two-year legislative term, facing a still-raging pandemic and a dispute over seating a Democratic senator, with Republicans holding large majorities in both chambers.

    The Senate quickly dissolved into chaos.

    Democrats in the Senate began protesting — in some cases, shouting — after the Republican majority refused to seat Sen. Jim Brewster of Allegheny County, a Democrat whose election was certified by the state but is being contested by his Republican challenger, Nicole Ziccarelli.

    Republicans then voted on a motion to remove Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, a Democrat, as the presiding officer, after Fetterman insisted that Brewster be seated with the other senators. They then voted through another motion to recognize the election in every Senate contest, except for Brewster’s.
    Republicans have not said how long they will take to review Ziccarelli’s election challenge before voting on it, or how long the GOP majority is willing to leave the seat vacant. The open seat does not affect the balance of power in the Senate, where Republicans hold 28 of 50 seats.

    The state House begins the session with 113 Republican seats and 90 Democratic, although one of those GOP districts is vacant because of the death on Saturday of Westmoreland County Rep. Mike Reese.

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    The House was to swear in its members in four groups to limit potential coronavirus exposure. Each chamber’s operating rules will also be considered, and House Democrats want mask wearing to be mandatory during floor sessions and committee meetings.

    Republican draft rules did not address the mask issue, which could be taken up by a bipartisan group of House leaders that manages chamber operations.

    The House is expected to elect Lancaster County Republican Rep. Bryan Cutler as speaker, and the Senate is poised to make Centre County Republican Sen. Jake Corman its presiding officer, president pro tempore.

    Along with a pandemic-driven, multibillion-dollar budget gap, legislators this year will also have to figure out how to redraw congressional district lines based on new census results that are expected to cut one member of Congress from Pennsylvania’s 18-member delegation.

    Later this year, the four caucus leaders will also begin redrawing General Assembly lines with participation from a fifth member they can select. If they remain deadlocked on the fifth member, as is likely, the Democratic-majority state Supreme Court will chose the tie-breaking member for them.

    (© Copyright 2020 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.)
     
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  27. Prospector

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    stopthesteal is trending lol

     
  28. JGator1

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  29. Bruce Wayne

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    But but the founding fathers were smart!!
     
  30. Bruce Wayne

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    Same except when people start talking about the founding fathers as some band of all knowing oracles
     
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  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    If people can take one thing from this, and I know I do this a lot, but understand that minorities have had the feeling that representative democracy isn't a working vehicle since day one.
     
  32. Mister Me Too

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    To be fair, it was an educated black man becoming president that actually broke our representative democracy.
     
  33. Truman

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    The Ricketts are so damn vile

     
  34. afb

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    Then they go to the ER, don’t pay, and who do you think the hospital gets paid by.....?
     
  35. steamengine

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    Meatpacking plants are like ground zero for covid spread too.
     
  36. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    breaking: andrew sullivan continues to be racist trash
     
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  37. Bruce Wayne

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    Really thought that one all the way through, didn't he?
     
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  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The level of racism that goes into still unintentionally hurting others is amazing
     
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  39. bro

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    it is the new normal. to be expected in a close race
     
  40. Truman

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    It doesnt have to be, if states allowed election officials to count early and mail in voting as it came in.
     
  41. bro

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    Didn’t it take most states weeks to certify ? Even ones who started counting early? If the race is as close as it appears, makes sense it will drag out days.
     
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  42. Dillingham

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    But then how could we fearmonger 40 million people into believing the election was stolen huh? Riddle me that!
     
  43. Truman

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    All states take weeks to certify. It’s a set date. The reason it took Georgia, Arizona, Pennsylvania ect a week to count the votes was because they don’t allow mail in voting to be counted until after the in person voting is counted the day of the election

    because ...
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

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    Back in the old country you attempt a failed coup, and the villagers burn down your house with you inside it. But nowadays with every kid getting a trophy nobody is tough. Makes me sick.
     
  45. Truman

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    If they let mail in voting be counted as it came in, it would be a lot faster.
     
  46. bro

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    well ya.
     
  47. bro

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    Guys.


    The needle.

     
  48. Fudd

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  49. bro

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    :ded: