Tom Herman fired (for real this time), Sark gets hired

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    who is responsible for all those nuts WR’s you guys signed this year?
     
  2. (Z)

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    Scott and Huff with a little Banks. They are our 3 best recruiters.
     
  3. fucktx

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    huff has only been your coach for 2 years

    he’s not responsible for any of the really good ones we just saw
     
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  4. (Z)

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    He asked about the guys we signed this year, not previous years.
     
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  5. fucktx

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    i misread it

    regardless, if both saban and sark think highly of him i’ll take my chances

    i’m more confused about that fucking loser with the bad hair
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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    Assuming they will try and get those twins to get over to UT somehow now

    of course without tampering obviously

    :wink:
     
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  7. Chipper>Jeter

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    How the hell does he keep getting jobs? He was terrible when he was with us.
     
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  8. hood b. goode

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    UT fans still hate blake gideon to this day[​IMG]
     
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  9. HowdyHorns

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    No just his hands.
     
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  10. fucktx

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    we’ve forgiven him

    just hope he doesn’t let this great opportunity slip right through his hands this time
     
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  11. Whammy Business

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    I’ve read multiple hand jokes about Blake Gideon. What infamous moment in Texas football history are you guys reliving?
     
  12. Taques

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    i personally love blake gideon
     
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  13. HowdyHorns

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    2008 Texas Tech game. Texas leading late in 4th quarter. Harrell hits him in the hands on the final game winning drive and he drops it. A few plays later Crabtree catches game winning TD.
     
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  14. Saul Shabazz

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    who's bama gonna go after though?:ohdear:
     
  15. Chipper>Jeter

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    Does it matter? I'm convinced Saban could put a bunch of chimpanzes on staff and still win 10 games every year.
     
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  16. Jack Parkman

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    So Grantham on staff you say
     
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  17. Chipper>Jeter

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    I’m good with that
     
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  18. ColeTrickle

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    Hooray I guess

     
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  19. IanBoyd

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    Apparently just Strength coach according to IT, will hire another coach for Conditioning, split duties.
     
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  20. Jake Barnes

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    Already learning from Nick.
     
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  21. Jack Parkman

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    I for one was not aware these days there is a strength coach and a conditioning coach
     
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  22. Snakes

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    You really ought to get one with Dr. in front of his name if you won’t to do it right
     
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  23. Jack Parkman

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    Are they dentists though
     
  24. Snakes

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    it doesn't matter. it sounds cool as hell
     
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  25. southlick

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    Sports Science Director
     
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  26. Jack Parkman

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    Pfffff id like to see some scientist try and tell Ed O how his players are going to workout in the offseason
     
  27. Chipper>Jeter

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    Gotta keep the HGH man separate from the guy making everyone run
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ah, so that's how they prescribe the drugs
     
  29. TeeDee

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    Pretty much. With all the first rounders, AA's, Biletnikoff's and now a Heisman at the position, being the lead recruiter for exactly 0 of your top WR targets is pretty telling of your capability on the trail. Our CB and RB coach are doing his work for him there, as Z mentioned.

    That being said, as a coach I think he's done well in his short time with our younger guys especially, and his players seem to love him when they actually get on campus (dating back to his tenure under Fuente at Memphis and VT), so I assume he is just one of those guys not that big on the recruiting aspect of coaching.

    Before we hired him, it was publicly known that he was aiming for a rise in the coaching ranks (OC) to move his career on to the point of becoming a HC, so that may be part of it.
     
  30. ColeTrickle

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    Florida looking at hiring Chris Ash as co DC
     
  31. CUgator

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    oh?
     
  32. Jack Parkman

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    don’t do this to me..
     
  33. ColeTrickle

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    According to a post from a mod on Inside Texas... for whatever that’s worth. Maybe Ash is telling people inside the program. Maybe it’s speculation from agents to try and pressure Sark to retain him. Maybe it’s BS haha.


    “Florida is looking at Chris Ash for co-DC to pair with Todd Grantham.”
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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    well I sure hope inside texas is the most trustworthy texas site in the history of the internet
     
  35. ColeTrickle

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    Their info is good. But who knows with coaching rumors.
     
  36. Jack Parkman

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    he’s been a name we were told we were in contact with for our open safeties position but nothing more than that
     
  37. Gunners

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    Greatest thing about Saban is he never gets too close to assistants

    Urban let his best man and Schiano drive him into another breakdown, Mullen won’t get rid of Grantham
     
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  38. Jack Parkman

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    the Grantham thing may not be over...he’s reportedly in talks with a few schools

    main issue apparently is paying out his contract from our end which is bullshit if true
     
  39. ColeTrickle

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    Texas DC list. In other words it could be anyone


    Zach Arnett - Mississippi State DC
    Marcus Freeman - Cincinnati DC
    Tosh Lupoi - Atlanta Falcons DL/OLB (former DC at Alabama)
    Peter Sirmon - Cal-Berkeley DC
    Derrick Mason - Vanderbilt HC
    John Glenn - Seattle Seahawks LB
    Pete Golding - Alabama DC
    Chris Ash - Texas DC
     
  40. zachary

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    some names i want NO part of on there
     
  41. fucktx

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    let’s throw out a fuck ton of names in hopes we actually get one right!!

    i hate “insider” bullshit
     
  42. Saul Shabazz

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    Only 1 name

    Adam Leviticus Fuller

    it's a no brainer, Horns
     
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  43. spagett

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    Illinois' 247 site listed 15 candidates for DC and 10 for OC and didn't get either right
     
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  44. (Z)

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    :pray:
     
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  45. Snakes

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    John Glenn the astronaut??
     
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  46. zachary

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    Chip Brown (lol) is hearing..

    Marcus Freeman
    Zach Arnett
    Chris Ash
    Dan Quinn lol
     
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  47. ColeTrickle

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    Shit I’d take Dan Quinn as a college DC. Surely he’ll get NFL looks. And clearly Chip is getting the AD info.
     
  48. ColeTrickle

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    And looks like Bo Davis is back. So no Tosh? :sad:
     
  49. Owsley

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    I’d much rather have Bo. Elite bagman and pretty good coach. Tosh can’t coach for shit.
     
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  50. bRamonceTaylor

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    Isn't Tosh currently employed by the Falcons and hasn't he coached LBs? (*holding out hope*)

    But also, Bo Davis is meh to me, unless he's got some rainmaker recruiting chops I don't remember (prob how he got his show cause)
     
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