Gambling Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 25, 2020.

  1. Dildo Dawgins

    Dildo Dawgins Well-Known Member
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    I want to bet Titans ML but Ravens on a roll, though mostly against crap opponents. Not counting Jax, Titans are giving up 32 points per game 2nd half of season. Should be a fun game. Could be a good one for TD parlay with Henry, Dobbins and Jackson at +600
     
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  2. Dildo Dawgins

    Dildo Dawgins Well-Known Member
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    Any upsets this weekend? Its wild card weekend with two extra games so no way it's all chalk. I like the Steelers with their rested players and Browns covid/injury issues. I think the Bears are least likely to upset and won't waste any $ there, but other than that, I might do small ML wager on the rest of the underdogs.
     
  3. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Bears or WTF are the two I think could happen. Bears just because I’m a pessimistic Saints fan. . Bucs probably blow them out, but their D may force some turnover and next thing we know WTF slips past them
     
  4. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    With that said, I’m probably betting on the Bucs today
     
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  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I definitely envisioned a lot of chaos in the playoffs a few weeks ago.

    But now we have:

    1) Bills on fire
    2) Rams without Goff
    3) Bucs on fire against awful NFC East winner
    4) Close Titans/Ravens Game
    5) Bears snuck in and they stink
    6) Browns without some players and coaches

    If Kyler/Goff stayed healthy and Browns had a full arsenal, I think there would be more upsets. Otherwise, seems like a mostly chalk weekend shaping up (at least ML).
     
  6. Dildo Dawgins

    Dildo Dawgins Well-Known Member
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    I think that's the best value. Their division was god awful, but they have a great defensive line and playoff experienced QB. Bucs and Brady have looked great recently but they've shown they can lay an egg on offense especially against solid defense.
     
  7. rut row

    rut row Well-Known Member
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York YankeesBrooklyn NetsNew York Giants

    DK with 100% profit boost on OKC/NYK
     
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I keep losing these profit boosts. Crazy
     
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  9. Houndster

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    I like the Rams over Seattle and the Bears to cover. I think the Bears could win if Kamara is out.
     
  10. rut row

    rut row Well-Known Member
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    just bet both sides and take the free money
     
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  11. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    what's your 'both sides' bet today?
     
  13. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Is he potentially out? Since the game is Sunday I thought he was going to make the covid time line
     
  14. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
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    Sounds like he’s good to go, but he’s not officially off the COVID list until Sunday so if there were any hiccups the day of he’d be out.
     
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  15. ohhaithur

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    I don't have that NYK/OKC boost but there's a DK/FD arb on Al Horford's rebounds already

    $50 on Al Horford under 6.5 rebounds (+110 to +220) to win $110
    $80 on Al Horford over 6.5 rebounds (-104) to win $77

    Either +30 or +27
     
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  16. rut row

    rut row Well-Known Member
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    i only use DK, so i used the boost on the knicks -2.5 (-107) at the $50 max to win $144 and enough on the other side to cover my initial $50. ohhaithur can probably tell you how to turn this into something much mort lucrative though.

    nvm he beat me to it.
     
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  17. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    just so you know, they promo ban people for doing this
     
  18. sam shakusky

    sam shakusky the double champ does what the fuck he wants
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    Up big on the week and hammering the Kings tonight
     
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  19. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    Only concern I have with the Bucs is that Brady doesn’t do the best against relatively talented defensive fronts that can create pressure. If Arians and crew don’t set him up with some quick passing options it could get interesting. That being said, still putting them in a teaser for sure.
     
  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  21. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    What could go wrong!?
     
  22. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    Parlay with all underdogs.
     
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  23. Guns

    Guns horse paste aficionado
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    PHX -6.5 @ DET
     
  24. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    you might as well just flush your money down a toilet
     
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  25. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I took all favorites at various levels of money depending on which ones I like best for NFL this weekend. Then did 100 dollar 6 team parlay on all of them. I’m sure I’m going to get my ass kicked
     
  26. —

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    Adjusted some numbers and only took 8 CBB plays today. Also slightly upping the adv i give to home teams, and trying to avoid those weird mid major b2b games as much as possible. Seems like game 2 of those series generally have little to do with the team's body of work throughout the season or what occurred in the previous match up

    Quinnipiac -3, Niagara -6.5, app st -2.5, Liberty -19, Toledo -3.5, Ark little rock -1, Purdue +6, Long Beach Moneyline -104, Grand Canyon -10.

    Nba is the Knickerbockers -2.5 and Bucks -5.5
     
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  27. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Anyone tail me on this?

    It was a lot sweatier than I thought but both LIV and LIV o3.5 cash
     
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  28. —

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    Decided to get frisky and add knicks -2.5/GCU ML/Little Rock -1 +340
     
  29. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    It was a joke lol
     
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  30. —

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    Since 1978, 88% of wild card weekend games have been spread independent, aka the favorite covers or the dog wins outright.

    choose your winner and go from there iyam.
     
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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    This is a bit different this year because the 2 seed, normally with a bye, is playing. And the divisional round is normally where you see more blowouts
     
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  32. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    5-4 yesterday on NBA.
     
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  33. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    Yesterday was my best NBA day yet. I went 11-5 and one of those was arb'd
     
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  34. sam shakusky

    sam shakusky the double champ does what the fuck he wants
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    Massive line swing, but injury report isn’t out yet. Assuming Vegas knows more than I. This is a no play now.

    Jumping on Pels -7 small
     
  35. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    I like Creighton u40.5 1H with Zegarowski not playing
     
  36. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
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    They might hit the over with 8 minutes left
     
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  37. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Fanduel users please go to your promo tab immediately
    :laugh:
     
  38. The Hebrew Husker

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    I know I shouldn’t but I almost want to risk the Colts +7 given how many are on Buffalo.
     
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  39. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    On Allen yards
     
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  40. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Ultimately I think it just comes down to whether you trust Phillip Rivers's old ass to score in 25 degree weather
     
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  41. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    One other stat from that Warren Sharp podcast

    Apparently the Colts are holding opposing teams under 6 points in the second half. Zero chance they do that today iyam
     
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  42. mal630

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    On Bills -6, also a teaser of Bills -.5, Rams +10.5 and Redskins -2.5
     
  43. The Hebrew Husker

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    The two things I was thinking to convince myself of a Colts bet was 1. The Colts D isn’t bad and 2. Buffalo hasn’t played a good team (imo) in like 5-6 weeks.
     
  44. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Got him passing and rushing, Taylor rushing, and Moss TD
     
  45. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    I’ve got bills in a teaser with bucs. In a pick em I’m in I’m taking colts and points though. Figure that will be big if they can cover.
     
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  46. bRamonceTaylor

    bRamonceTaylor Well-Known Member
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    Bills -6.5
    Bills/Indy U50.5
    Sea -3
     
  47. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I did a 6 pt tease on this also
     
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  48. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Took Rutgers plus 9.5 when they were down 3 in the first half

    They were down 12 by half. Now down about 20 in the 2nd.

    Fuck me.
     
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  49. The Hebrew Husker

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    Ended up with pretty much the same thing.
     
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  50. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Had Knox first TD!
     
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