Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
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  2. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    bullshit that I'm the first like of this post. Mayor of Titty City >>>> Madison Cawhorn
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    You guys are stupid.

    That's clearly the Lincoln memorial in the way way waaaay back to the left of the Washington Tower
     
  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Ummmm I’m afraid the Washington Tower is in Seattle. I’m embarrassed on your behalf.
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Correct I mean the pentagon. Behind the pentagon you can clearly see the Lincoln Memorial

    Stop hating on this poor cripple and his fake girlfriend
     
  6. WC

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    I can’t decide if it’s more likely that his dumbass didn’t know it was illegal, or if he knew the riots were coming.

    *why not both dot gif*

     
  7. Bruce Wayne

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  8. WC

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    I bet he was really burning rubber to get away from all of his supporters
     
  9. SC

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    Given his background stories, it’s more likely he’s just plain lying.
     
  10. The Banks

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  11. wes tegg

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    Yeah, he 100% made that up.
     
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  12. WC

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    I think we should take him at his word as a sworn congressman and

     
  13. steamengine

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    Is he trying to pretend he was part of the attack or the defense?
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Welp arrest him
     
  15. JonathanCoachman

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    After he fires his first round, he will be a sitting cuck.
     
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  16. ashy larry

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  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    Guarantee he’s more pissed about being compared to a black guy
     
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  18. ashy larry

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    also what tf is up with man’s jacket?
     
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  19. Detlef Schrempf

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    His fashion sense is handicapped.
     
  20. Charlie Conway

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    It’s a shooting jacket. Denzel Washington wears one in the shotgun scene with the Italian mob boss in American Gangster.
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Going to be entirely shocked when someone finds out it was a popular type of jacket worn by the nazis
     
  22. Irush

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    Looks like some kinda fashionista Sherlock Holmes
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Searching the vintage section of Huge Boss’s website rn.
     
  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    SS chic
     
  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Black rifle coffee must’ve expanded into Winters in Russia wear.
     
  26. ashy larry

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    he wants to play pew pew so bad
     
  27. BumpingNasties

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    Laughed way too loud at this.
     
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  28. JGator1

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  29. ono

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    It's a little too late for him to walk it back now IMO
     
  30. wes tegg

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  31. Fudd

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    If Madison Cawthorn is coming after you, you just have to briskly walk up a steep hill
     
  32. Eric The Viking

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    “more wise about their choice of words”

    *wiser
     
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  33. brolift

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    Literally the opposite of states rights love these peoples ideology
     
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  34. mal630

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    I agree. Sounds like he’s calling for a National popular vote.
     
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  35. Tobias

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    this dude is an all time dumb guy
     
  36. steamengine

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    He really has strong guy back from college sitting by the keg at a high school party vibes.
     
  37. Tobias

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    if he hadnt sullied himself with this fake paralysis charade, i would say he is a big time himbo
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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    I appreciate that he still does the Republican motif of holding a rifle and dressing up as the forest to let us know he hunts. Big woodsman, Madison.
     
  39. GrizzliesDrew

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    Wrong thread. While I’m here...fuck off, Ironsides
     
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  40. Joe Louis

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    as a NC resident, thread is relevant to my interests :chan:
     
  41. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    He’s my congressman. I thought that when I moved to known lib utopia Asheville that I’d have some decent representation but nope, got a legit nazi instead.
    :blowup:
     
  42. Joe Louis

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    :ohdear:
     
  43. JonathanCoachman

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    NC’s gerrymandering game is quite impressive.
     
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  44. Joe Louis

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    we wrote the book on it!

    idk if that's true but it certainly feels like it ...
     
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  45. WC

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    Cawthorne represents Asheville even in the redrawn court approved ones, which is more remarkable iyam
     
  46. JonathanCoachman

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    I used to assume that Asheville had its own 80% liberal district. Modern GOP cheating in NC elections and what happened in Wilmington post reconstruction puts North Carolina in the elite tier corrupt states.
     
  47. prerecordedlive

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    The idea of Madison shooting a gun and the recoil knocking him down a flight of stairs is just too sweet.
     
  48. WC

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    Saw today that Wicked Weed brewing is one of Cawthorne’s biggest donation sources.

    Gross.

    Edit: the statement above is not official and may be from a disputed source
     
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  49. BellottiBold

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    sounds like a post for the beer thread iyam
     
  50. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Owned by Anheuser so that makes a little more sense
     
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