Ahh thought you might’ve known the people responsible for this, and I assumed if you did, they’d likely have a similarly stupid name for their second child.
My son, due in April, is going to be Henry. I keep referring to him as Hank because I find babies with old man names to be hysterical.
I have a running joke with my roommates from college that my first born will be “H.W.” Henry Wallace... really I just think Henry, or Henré is a badass name.
It all makes sense now - I was born in April. And the thought of Henry/Hank just running around at the toddler stage fucking shit up. I see myself just sitting back with my hands folded behind my head, like what can ya do? Boys will be boys.
Taylor = too normal. How about any of the following! Aylor. Baylor. Caylor. Daylor. Faylor (omg LOVE!) Gaylor. Haylor. Jaylor. Kaylor. Laylor. Maylor. Naylor. Paylor. Quaylor. Raylor. Saylor. Vaylor. Waylor. Yaylor. Zaylor.
When you deal with 150-200 patients a day you see a lot of dumb fucking names. I swear some of these people's parents must have been just like "fuck it, put the alphabet in a hat and we just going to pull out random letters and see what happens"
I got out of that career over two years ago. Though I still moonlight at some games when a local school needs the help, actually will be working a men's basketball game this weekend.