Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. Chipper>Jeter

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    Pete Thamel knows what the dumpster behind out athletic complex smells like but nothing else.
     
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  3. stric006

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    Six seasons at Troy?! He has turned down multiple offers waiting for the perfect fit. Congrats Auburn.
     
  4. One Two

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    Appreciate it
     
  5. TTgator91

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    I remember him from the MTV show...great for him getting this chance.
     
  6. dump

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    FUCK
     
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    Correct, see?
     
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  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Wonder how many people said no for this random ass dude to get the job.
     
  12. teel

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  13. One Two

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    I am confident our strategy to fill a staff with guys from the Midwest with no experience recruiting or coaching in the SEC will not backfire.
     
  14. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Y'all should have just went with the real thing and hired Lyle Jones. This guy seems cut from the same cloth.
     
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  15. SuperCam

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    We hired cfb nate oats
     
  16. Jake Barnes

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    Don’t think the folks at Buffalo were escorting Oats out the door on his way to Tuscaloosa.
     
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  17. stric006

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    Please don’t insult Oats. Thanks.
     
  18. (Z)

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    Um, no. If anything this is the opposite. Oats has no filter and sometimes should shut up because he bluntly says whatever he thinks no matter how it'll be perceived. This guy filters every sentence he says through the Auburn creed.
     
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  20. SuperCam

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    Harsin at Boise: 69-19, .784 winning %, and 3 conference championships
    Oats at Buffalo: 96-43, .691 winning %, and 2 conference championships

    Harsin was more of a winner, but the comparison is still valid
     
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  22. Doc Louis

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    Yeah we're all looking forward to 2022 Bryan
     
  23. Doc Louis

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    So what's he trying to say?
     
  24. bertwing

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    They hired the inferior Bert W.

    :twocents:
     
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    Fake News

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  27. One Two

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    Excellent news. Will give us room to add another honkey from the Midwest with no experience coaching or recruiting in the SEC.
     
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  29. Room 15

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  30. Room 15

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    Not a honkey from the midwest
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    He, and pretty much the entire bengals defensive staff was fired

    Geno Atkins and Carlos Dunlap also became extremely disgruntled this season
     
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  32. Room 15

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    Thanks. brb calling up Coach Hars and letting him know.

    Edit: Upon further review, Atkins and Dunlop did not have a good solid creed to guide them so that may not matter much IMO
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    SuperCam you can't be mad
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Clearly Carl Lawson helped put him in touch with Auburn

    WDE
     
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    That is Barry Wood
     
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  36. Doc Louis

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    Players and recruits will like him.

    Edit: and recruits' moms will.

    Like when he played for the Cardinals, he'd fly his mom out to Arizona for cancer treatment there. He shouldn't have any problems going into homes and recruiting.
     
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  37. TC

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    At his age, not sure if this is a player or a coach
     
  38. Chipper>Jeter

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    Sounds like Atkins and Dunlap are bitches
     
  39. Fran Tarkenton

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    I like that DL coach hire a lot. Mason just needs to recruit and defense should be good.
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Feel like the D side is missing a proven SEC recruiter. Lots of ppl are high on Mason being able to recruit, but I'm not sure where that's coming from. I've never heard of him to have a huge rep as a recruiter.

    But this DL coach has a big personality, DB coach is young & should be able to relate, not sure yet about the bag dropping prowess of our two Mountain West coaches....but I'm sure they can be taught
     
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  41. Barves2125

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    Or you guys could just do it the right way and not cheat. Geez.
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's pretty much where Gus brought us to.

    I need to bring back the days of Trooper, Luper, & The Tiger Prowl.
     
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    :laugh: at the SEC coming down on us and banning taking a Limo to schools. Fucking ridiculous
     
  44. John McGuirk

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    Rustling jimmies left and right
     
  45. Fran Tarkenton

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    not retaining Williams is an own goal I dont get
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    I think most will agree with you. Maybe he was too close to Steele/Rocker. Not really sure.
     
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    Wonder what Auburn does at QB now or if they have someone in the portal lined up
     
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    If you ask their board, Nix is going to be developed into an elite QB.
     
  50. Room 15

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    Thank you tegg.

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