Gender Reveal Parties

Circle of life

 

a fucking cannon

 

Great Lakes, suboptimal dams and artillery

 

so was it a boy or girl

 

White people need to calm the fuck down with the explosives at these things. They're either killing themselves or starting raging wildfires.

 

This shit is so fucking stupid

 

What a shitty way to go. Dude probably didn’t want to even do one, but was trying to appease the wife

 

At least they didn't burn down a forest this time

 

some asshole that lives in my neighborhood did a gender reveal party with tannerite. it shook our entire house and they live over 400 yards away

Spoiler

 

That's a Target brand SHS

 

nothing says class like a trucker cap and upside down glasses on top for family photos that will last a lifetime.

 

Rifles or Roses?

 

What is wrong with roses?

 

Yeah the hat and glasses are the glaring issue with that photo.

 

just adding to the list.

 

For real. Dude is still rocking his Trump 2020 hat.

Fucker doesn't even have a Trump 2024 hat yet. SMDH.

 

I can't wait to wear my Baylor 81 Arkansas 72 shirt

 

I rock this in all important family photos

 

guess I got off lucky

 

A pink mushroom cloud envelopes my city. I turn to my vaporized wife, “looks like it’s a Braycleigh, babe”

 

"Reighfyl"

Pronounced, "rifle"

 

Just read that this also cracked a lot of homes’ foundation

 

80 pounds! Holy fuck

How does that not get you a visit from the Feds?

 

that's just painful

 

Agreed. Barstool fucking sucks.

 

thank you for commenting on the messenger rather than laughing at two soon to be parents who hilariously failed at their gender reveal.

 

Cheer up, buddy. It was a throwaway misdirection joke that wasn’t even aimed at you.

 

I got scared when he came closer to hitting the dog than the ball.

 

she had that 12-6 curve working

 

She took my dick from 12 to 6 if that’s what you mean.

 

Lol I love when this thread is bumped.

 

That’s actually hilarious

 

No wild fire? People really slacking with their gender reveals these days

 

Not gonna lie. This was amazing.

 

I'd like to know how much rehearsal time that required because they nailed it.

 

Distracting the ref and the manager coming in with the chair was incredible.

 

Wait it wasn’t real?

 

Yea. This gender reveal wins for being extremely complex while not taking itself too seriously.

 

Want there to be a last second swerve in the delivery room and when they expect the girl…