Jackass Forever - New Jackass Movie - February 4, 2022

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  1. bro

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  2. Boo MFer!

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    Will watch. Thanks.
     
  3. Bruce Wayne

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    At some point they're not going to need makeup to do their old people pranks anymore
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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  5. Corch

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    This is excellent news.
     
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  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    The question is, will Bam live long enough to see it premiere.
     
  7. Whammy Business

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    Not sure I want to see a bloated burned-out Bam any more.
     
  8. jrmy

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    He is actually playing Phil in Jackass 4
     
  9. BuckeyeRiot

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    He’s looking more and more like the uncle these days.
     
  10. racer

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    Can’t wait to see Ryan’s zany antics! I bet Steve-O will be mega fucked up and feeling no pain!
     
  11. bro

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    Don vito
     
  12. bro

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    Cool
     
  13. Bo Pelinis

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    Steve-O's been sober for years.
     
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  14. racer

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  15. BuckeyeRiot

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    Significantly less googly eyed in that picture than others I’ve seen.
     
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  16. LetItSoak

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    Very excited to laugh like a little kid for 2 hours
     
  17. tylerdolphin

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    Jackass 1 is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie.
     
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  18. bro

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  19. Corch

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    If you don't think jackass is hilarious then that's your problem
     
  20. ono

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    Jackass might be the funniest content ever made. If you can't laugh at it, you are probably a sociopath.
     
  21. ono

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    I will now take the opportunity to hijack this thread to post the best jackass clips

    Speaking of hijack...

     
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  22. ono

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  23. Thoros of Beer

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  24. ono

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  25. Thoros of Beer

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  26. DeToxRox

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    This is literal genius

     
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  27. ono

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  28. Thoros of Beer

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    Brandon dicamillo was the funniest of them all
     
  29. ono

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  30. DeToxRox

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    Yep.

    I had a few skateboarding friends that introduced me to cKy and Big Brother magazine while in middle school. Totally blew my mind.
     
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  31. DeToxRox

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    The original Big Brother version with the gun.
     
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  32. nexus

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    The Regis Philbin “congratulations” before smashing shit in Dunn’s face is pure gold
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    CKY movies were better than Jackass.

    Jump off a Building was a great vhs
     
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  34. BP

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  35. Jesse Palmer

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    Never laughed harder in my life than opening night of Jackass 2 in theaters. My abs were legitimately sore the next day.

    As an aside, I've been watching Wild Boyz here and there - very underrated show that also could have been even better.
     
  36. Todd Bonzales

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    I’ve never laughed harder than I did watching that skit for the first time. “JELLY? Guy puts shit on my face and you want me to use jelly?”
     
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  37. Illinihockey

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    Knoxville is going to have CTE when he gets older from all the concussions he took. Went to go see the Ring with some classmates in law school, bailed with my roommate at the last minute on them and saw Jackass instead. Best decision I ever made.
     
  38. John Blutarsky

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    Knoxville is a genius.

    His head was so scrambled from all the hits he took and he was literally getting prepped to get in an ambulance but still had the frame of mind to ask “is butterbean ok?” I never laughed harder.
     
  39. DeToxRox

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    Unfortunately for Knoxville and Steve-O, however, things might be feeling a little bit too real. According to a video update from Margera on the Bam Margera HQ website, both Knoxville and Steve-O were hospitalized after just the second day of production on the movie. Apparently, the two were jumping on a full-speed treadmill while wearing “band equipment,” i.e.: tubas.
     
  40. 1

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    Oh man...can't wait for this
     
  41. Jack Parkman

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  42. DeToxRox

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    As long as Pontius doesn’t boycott the movie, we are good.
     
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  43. bro

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    Drafting Bam in the death pool. Looks awful for 41. Hope he gets help, but people have been trying to help him for years.
     
  44. 1

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    Poorly written article and the fucking format is maddening. Says being on Jackass over the years has put him through hell. Asks people to boycott it. Yet, says he had been trying to do what they wanted him to so he could get back on it. Then says boycott Jackass because I'm working on my own project people should be supporting instead.

    He's obviously messed up and needs help but so does that fucking writer/media outlet that wrote that article. Terrible job all around.
     
  45. tylerdolphin

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    Seemed like his big complaint was they required him to drug test and breathalyze and they didn't make the guys that have been sober a while do it. Not sure what he doesn't understand about that.
     
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  46. Daddy Rabbit

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    He is an alcoholic/addict. It's not about not understanding. It's a common mindset and character defect of an active user.

    Nothing is my fault. Look at what they are doing. Etc.
     
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  47. bro

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    Russian police. Stern. Stern, but fair.
     
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  48. DeToxRox

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    I grew up with a friend who was a big skateboarder so I got into CKY and Big Brother magazine through him. Even in those days, I found Bam easily the most boring person affiliated with either project. His best asset was the fact that he brought guys like DiCamillo and Rake along for the ride. So if we get Jackass 4 without him, it’s really no big deal.
     
  49. buckwild

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    Bam's parents and Uncle were the best part about Bam and then even that went away when it turned out his Uncle was a scumbag.
     
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