The New and Improved Tennis Thread

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  1. Wendel Clark

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    The funny part to me, is the announcers were acting like Pegula wasn't playing unbelievable. She was playing out of this world. Very few errors
     
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  2. Wendel Clark

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    BILLS MAFIA BABY
     
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  3. SC

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  4. paulski

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    Another Pegula victim. Wow
     
  5. Wendel Clark

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    Seriously, Pegula has a chance to win this whole thing. The way she played in the 1st and 3rd sets, her game was amazing
     
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  6. SC

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    Looking at an All-American QF matchup if Brady can take care of business tonight
     
  7. SC

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  8. paulski

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    Holy shit - Berretini out injured & Tsits gets a walkover tonight. :shocked:

    Hey Djoke, do I need to state the bleeding fucking obvious? That's what an injury looks like - you don't even get on court, you goddamn drama queen.
     
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  9. paulski

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    And tonight's women's matches are already done and Barty's dream run continues. This is looking like a repeat of the 2019 French where she played NO ONE in winning the title. I guess Hsieh is winning through from the bottom half? :cheesy:
     
  10. WillySaliba

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    Well no morning tennis. Walkover.
     
  11. Fran Tarkenton

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    man Rublev v Daniil is going to be spicy
     
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  12. SC

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    Serena-Simona the 3 AM match tonight. :chan:
     
  13. bro

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    I think Zverev pulls the upset tonight. Fuck Djoker
     
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  14. WillySaliba

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    Looks like Sashas in the news/social media again lying about his baby momma. Djoker is a douche but Sasha appears to be a psychopath.
     
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  15. paulski

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    I think those two terms and individuals are fairly interchangeable. The good news is that one of them loses today.
     
  16. SC

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    All right, let's see if Osaka is the one to solve the Hsieh puzzle.
     
  17. bro

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    Bummed I’ll be asleep for Serena
     
  18. bro

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    Early Karatsev break
     
  19. CC_Nole

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    Karetsev completely melting down
     
  20. CC_Nole

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    Well this has been a complete reversal. Looks like Dimitrov might retire
     
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  21. paulski

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    Utter madness - Karatsev into the semis. :shocked:

    Something I have NEVER seen or heard of - Dimitrov walked off court in the middle of the rally on set point down in the 3rd. I mean, WTF? :idk:
     
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  22. ohhaithur

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    Did you miss the rest of it? He played 3 games without moving. His back is fucked
     
  23. paulski

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    I haven't seen any of it - I'm just checking scores & reading reports of the match as I'm currently working. Hearing he was injured explains things somewhat.

    That said, it doesn't change the fact he still walked off during a set point. And THEN played another set! You don't find that bizarre?
     
  24. ohhaithur

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    Having watched the whole thing, no.

    He conceded the third set after a break and in the final two games all but served underhand. His intention was to get to the set break to get treatment

    He got treatment between sets and was a little better but never hit 100 serving, got a little more treatment but it wasn't enough. Gave it a go though
     
  25. SC

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    Zverev broken serving for the first. Choke city.
     
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  26. SC

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    Great tiebreak for both guys and Zverev pulls it out. Had to have it.
     
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  27. SC

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    And then gets broken to start the 2nd.
     
  28. SC

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    HUGE racket smash at 1-3, AD down for Novak in the 3rd set. Holy hell.
     
  29. SC

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  30. pratyk

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    And I think it's all over for Zverev. Down 2 sets, I just can't see him coming back into this match.
     
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  31. WillySaliba

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    And naturally he breaks him to start the fourth and is up 3-0. If it goes five I give him less than 1% chance.
     
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  32. SC

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    Zverev’s been a mental midget in these service games up a break all match. Happened again there.
     
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  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    Man I am stunned Karatsev won but should not be given its Dimitrov
     
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  34. paulski

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    Zverev 2 points from set, so naturally Djoke will now win in 4...
     
  35. WillySaliba

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    This match is just nuts. Makes no sense.
     
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  36. paulski

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    TB predictions? I'm going to be generous & give Zverev 3 points.
     
  37. WillySaliba

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    Damn wish I could take a six hour nap today and not work at all tomorrow.
     
  38. Fran Tarkenton

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  39. SC

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    Big alpha boy in his sleeveless shirt fails in the big spots all match. Bleh.
     
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  40. WillySaliba

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    Djokovic into the finals, depth on the men’s side is such a joke but I do like the story. I’d be interested in seeing the numbers but this has to be the longest Novak has ever been on the court before AO finals appearance.
     
  41. paulski

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    Well, tried my best with a bunch of reverse jinxes but they were all no good. Wendel needs to give me lessons.

    At least Zverev lost.
     
  42. paulski

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    "I'll take 'Never Won a Slam' for $2000, Alex".
     
  43. bro

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    Djoker is gonna wax karatsev. Lame
     
  44. bro

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    Good for Serena. Rooting for whoever wins Osaka-Serena to beat Barty
     
  45. CC_Nole

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    Fuck Djokovic. Medvedev is our only hope.
     
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  46. Fran Tarkenton

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    Need the ruskies to go 5 sets
     
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  47. SC

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    Excited for Brady-Pegula tonight. Think the winner, especially Brady, has a real shot against Barty assuming she wins tonight as well
     
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  48. WillySaliba

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    I really wish they would have staggered the men women today. That said I work on international shit all the time and Australian time in relation to here always fucks me up.
     
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  49. SC

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    Barty serves up a first set breadstick.
     
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  50. SC

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