Snowpacolypse 2021 - Texas Edition

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Dump, Feb 11, 2021.

  1. chuckmasterflex

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    Whenever I am hearing about Glaveston something bad is happening
     
  2. Line 4 Guy

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    My powers been out here in weatherford since yesterday at 3 am. I was told not to expect it on till friday at the earliest. So got a hotel thru thursday night. They are doing rolling blackouts which i can deal with. But about 45 mins ago the fire alarms went off. The 3rd floor sprinklers busted and had to be shut off. Now we have no water. At least i will enjoy my 3 days worth of arbys i picked up today. Come on Spring.
     
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  3. hood b. goode

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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Dear Texans, you get your water & bread before the storm
     
  5. racer

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    Better get TP so you can wipe then use it and your poop for fuel after it dries.
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Shit briquette really burn well.
     
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  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    I hope Allison is ok.

    I’ll see myself out now.
     
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  8. The Banks

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    Insulated houses and a functioning electrical grid are two big first steps. A fireplace with 6 months of firewood stored out back and a generator are two nice backups.
     
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  9. texasraider

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    City turned off our water because there was a catastrophic failure at the treatment facility due to losing power.

    I’ll update this post with my only fans account which will have videos of me, my wife and SIL peeing and pooping in the back yard.

    Only $10/month
     
  10. Tiffin

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    :chan:
     
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  11. The Banks

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    There has to be at least a half dozen better solutions than this.
     
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  12. Old_Gregg

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    This boil water thing is causing me to be very drunk.
     
  13. Bo Pelinis

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    What you do is you mix the bad water with rum and sugar and lime juice and make grog
     
  14. bertwing

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  15. hood b. goode

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    Firs thing ive smiled about today. at least the kids are keeping spirits up

     
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  16. toddzo

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    My gf’s friend has a freshman daughter at UT and said that the past couple days, she’s seen more kids out and about than when schools in session.
     
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  17. LuPoor

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    Goddamn it feels good to not be a Texan. I mean it always does, but this week is extra good
     
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  18. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    BIL is a firefighter on the island. They indeed have not had electricity for 2 days.
     
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  19. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Do you know Bubba from Pearland?
     
  20. racer

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    She’s insane. Totally lost it.
     
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  21. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Bread lines in Texas
     
  22. a.tramp

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    Hearing rumblings that once your power has been turned on this time it will stay on. Please be true. Have now had power in for the longest stretch since Sunday, ~3 hours.
     
  23. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    DyMdEqt.gif
     
  24. ashy larry

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  25. BellottiBold

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    We need some of these ghouls to fucking parish already
     
  26. ashy larry

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    don’t come running to me for help what am i the mayor?
     
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  27. BellottiBold

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    lollllllllllllll
     
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  28. Joey Freshwater

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    wow, what a fucking dickhead. get fucked dude.
     
  29. ashy larry

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    :magatears:
     
  30. EMAW FC

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    god gave him the tools to not be harassed, it's his own damn fault he went and got facebook fingers.

    sink or swim buddy!
     
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  31. Bruce Wayne

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    Texas is chock full of RWNJ-survivalist types praying every day for a complete breakdown of society. They finally get their chance but can’t partake on account of not having a fucking snow shovel
     
  32. IanBoyd

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    Wifi has been down for 24 hrs now but still have power so I should count my blessings.
     
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  33. BuckeyeRiot

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    How did we the general population take something he posted on his own Twitter account “out of context”?
     
  34. a.tramp

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    God gave you the tools to build your own wifi, stop being such a cunt.
     
  35. jokewood

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    Not getting your power turned off is one of the many upsides of living near a water treatment facility.
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    You weren't supposed to read the sentences in that order
     
  37. Irush

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    Power is definitely back for good I think but no running water since last night

    starting to smell like an onion boys
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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  39. bertwing

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    Embrace it you’re a southerner now
     
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  40. The Milkman

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    It’s a horrible feeling to smell like that haha
     
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  41. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Lol my wife’s got family in Colorado City. Not surprised to see this coming out of that town.
     
  42. JGator1

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    It's clearly happening because of the moral failings of upstanding Texas residents Kenneth Copeland, Joel Osteen, and of course Jack Easterby.
     
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  43. ATXAG

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    Haven’t had power in Midland for 45 out of the last 48 hours
    :feelsbadman:
     
  44. hood b. goode

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    Jesus
     
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  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    60s and sunny by Monday, Texas-based tmb poasters. Take our energy.
    not our actual energy, sorry
     
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  46. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Just saying I bought these rechargeable headlamps off Amazon and they have been clutch the past two nights.

    Make sure you get the ones that have the flashing red and green so you can yell “STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW” at your wife and son when you sneak up on them around a corner in the freezing cold darkness.

    Hey we have fun here right?
     
  47. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    God, guns, and coal
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    Same thing here in KC. I love checking traffic reports after storms. Kansas side, clean roads, no traffic, no accidents. Missouri side, highways shut down, hundreds of wrecks, catastrophe everywhere.
     
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  49. cutig

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    But they will absolutely believe that
     
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  50. bertwing

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    That’s because all Missourians are a bunch of lazy fats