Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  3. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The black guy
     
  4. Artoo

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    Cancel culture strikes the heart of the conservative movement. This time the cancel is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
     
  5. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Real important shit right here
     
  7. two

    two Hello
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    Get em George!
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Being too crazy to speak at CPAC is quite the feather in the cap
     
  9. laxjoe

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    I can think of about a million better ways to celebrate our nations birthday.
     
  10. Josey Wales

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    Oh I think an ego fireworks display burning everything down around Mt Rushmore would be fitting.
     
  11. The Banks

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    Being a dumbass and an asshole is a shitty combo for the rest of us.
     
  12. BellottiBold

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    Ghoul ass shitbags
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Betting on fascist coups is a high stakes racket, I suppose.
     
  14. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    What sucks is if anyone of us just had 0 scruples, we could grift these people

    guys we gotta get rid of these scruples
     
  15. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    i think about this all the time just couldn’t do it. Goddamned scruples, having none is a legit super power in our system.
     
  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I blame my parents
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I've given this some thought in the past. Decided that while I can ape conservative talking points more pointedly than Charlie Kirk, the tell would be that I wasn't recklessly enough in my outrage.

    For example:

    Harris hasn't sold this apartment, she listed it. I wouldn't know how to attack Harris for selling a property in San Francisco for so little profit. Seems low in San Francisco.

    Also Nancy Pelosi's district in San Francisco was considered crime ridden when she became the congressional rep in 1987. Now, it is a Republican dream land, where only the super rich can afford to live there, and they are trying to figure out robot waiters.
     
  18. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    That's a sick palm plant Kamala
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I have no scruples tell me the grift
     
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  20. bro

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    Quick, someone post the participate in society cartoon
     
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  21. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    A part of me always knew Kamala was only in politics to advertise her property flipping business.
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  23. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    xtra small condoms that say make America great again across them
     
  24. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Call them MAGANUM. You’ll sell millions
     
  25. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    You're a genius, no doubt
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    I already own a family-sized box, which I purchased on my way home from shopping at Express.
     
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  27. ned's head

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    siri, how does real estate work? this was also right around the time of the housing crisis, so prices were likely deflated then anyways.
     
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  28. Bo Pelinis

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    Nah that’s right in the midst of the housing boom. Have to get another 4ish years before everything really went to hell. But yeah that’s how real estate works so
     
  29. 40wwttamgib

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    lmao yesssssssssssssss
     
  30. Mister Me Too

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    When the person being canceled is black it’s not really considered being canceled.


    *I’m in no way defending Young Pharaoh, I don’t know who that is and do not want to know who he is.
     
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  31. 40wwttamgib

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    i wonder who they're going to get to play gym jordan. going to take some real acting chops to pull off that level of stupid
     
  32. UncleJesse

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  33. Mister Me Too

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  34. Drown ‘Em

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    Young Gym.
     
  35. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State also had a group of wrestlers arrested as part of a drug trafficking ring while Jim Jordan was an assistant coach, but that largely got swept under the rug.

    Police arrested Mark Coleman and Jeremy Roeling in 1993 with close to 400 marijuana plants and $100,000 in equipment at a grow house they rented three blocks south of a set of OSU dorms. Coleman was a former champion who still hung around and Roehling was on the team.

    It was common knowledge among students, because they were so dumb.
     
  36. 40wwttamgib

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    graham hs should be ashamed of this asshole, but they're the very same dumbfucks who elected him.
     
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  37. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Youngest turned 16 yesterday. His favorite gift was the life-size (5'4") standing cardboard cutout of Ben Shapiro that we had custom made for him.

    This seems to be the grifter thread now, so I thought I'd put that here
     
  38. The Banks

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  39. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Is he using it as a target or something?
     
  40. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I was hoping it was a joke because I'm not sure why you'd be bragging about having a chud son
     
  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Yeah I'm very confused
     
  42. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    He knows how much I hate Shapiro

    I think he wants to have Shapiro in the background when he does his school zoom meetings
     
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  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sounds like the road Talking Head went down.
     
  44. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I’m no expert but it sure sounds like he is a Shapiro fan and I’m guessing his buddies are too.
     
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  45. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    AptosDuck , it seems like you’ve raised a super chud.
     
  46. The Banks

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    You want your kid’s friends and teacher to think he’s a racist, anti-Muslim, homophobe, transphobe, anti-WAP, piece of shit?
     
  47. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    :roll::roll:
     
  49. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    They all know that he isn't, so the absurdity is the joke