Tiger Woods involved in serious car crash (I heard it from J. Larso first)

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  1. DeToxRox

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  4. Upton^2

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    If true, hope it’s not pain med related. He did not look good on Sunday in interview
     
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  6. CF3234

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    well shit. Hope the broken leg story is BS.
     
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  7. Doyle McPoyle

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    Thanks for being first J. Larso
     
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  9. DeToxRox

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    I am allowing it since I don’t see anything about Tiger being in an accident prior to his post
     
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    Fuck.
     
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    single vehicle, damn

    hope this was a freak accident and not related to any substance abuse
     
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    i mean it 100% will be and assuming he is relatively ok i'm sure we will hear word soon about him going to rehab.
     
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    praying for him
     
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    that meme just became unfunny in a hurry.
     
  18. Juicy Locke

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    This shit reminds me of 09. The first story that came out was Tiger was in a life threatening car crash. It quickly went in a different direction though.
     
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    Needs to hang up the clubs. Pain management to continue to play is going to kill him.
     
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    welp, guess the broken leg thing is true. Forget golf, just hope the guy can walk again.
     
  22. Aussie

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    I thought the same thing. He had bags under his eyes.
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    CNN reporting it’s serious.
     
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    shades of Ben Hogan.
     
  25. dump

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    was he drunk or high
     
  26. HoosDaMan

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    Judging by the sign in the road, where the original sign was, he crossed the median.
     
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    scene looks awful. sounds like he rolled over multiple times down a hill.
     
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    what meds do you give someone in surgery who is an addict? you still give him the same pain meds?
     
  30. CF3234

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    yup. Hopefully he was found quickly.
     
  31. Gallant Knight

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    pretty sure tiger has access to whatever he wants. if he wants pain meds he doesn't need a script.
     
  32. Marbles

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    Yes you do.
     
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    I’m no doctor, but I’d think fixing his legs > addiction management in terms of priorities in surgery.
     
  35. C A N E

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    The car is still warm dump
     
  36. Manny

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    From the news cast he was heading down a hill at great speed, lost control, crossed the median into if had been present oncoming traffic, and rolled several times through the trees and what not to the cars final resting place.
     
  37. wes tegg

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    It's a little bizarre that he's worth nearly a billion dollars, just had a surgery, and doesn't have a driver. If it is substance-related, thank God it was a single-car accident.
     
  38. mal630

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    His agent Mark Steinberg said he is undergoing surgery for leg injuries.
     
  39. EdmondDantes

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    please be ok Tiger
     
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    probably doesn't want a tell all book coming out about all of the shady shit he does
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    Man we love to see celebrities fall. We can’t wait to kick them when they are down. It’s even better when they are women or POC.
     
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  43. Pharm

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    You never without pain management. Then you taper off, counseling, etc depends on what they were addicted too. But yeah being and addict or in recovery doesn't mean you can't have your pain managed if needed. Just takes a bit more planning
     
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  44. two

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    Some of you are way too gleeful about the guy having substance abuse issues
     
  45. DeToxRox

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    give me a fucking break
     
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  48. Duck2013

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    Me thinks this is way worse than Steiny made that out to be from his statement.