Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I think you somehow transposed those numbers, and I say that as a not tall fella myself.
     
  2. joe-

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    has USAF always used this or are they deciding to lean all the way into the Q rhetoric

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  3. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Yep. There would have been lots of protesters getting shot in that case.
     
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  4. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Going to guess that’s not an official USAF tire cover
     
  5. Truman

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    Same lawyer that defended the McCloskeys

     
  6. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    but the question wasn’t “is this official Air Force merch”
     
  7. GrizzliesDrew

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    Sorry, Tucker couldn’t find QAnon.com. Must be fake.

     
  8. BudKilmer

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    :roll:
     
  9. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I have some ideas about where the public is getting false information, Tuck, but you aren’t going to like them.
     
  10. GrizzliesDrew

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    Andy Roddick finally got his Grand Slam

     
  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    It really is funny how much he thinks his audience is just a bunch or smooth brains that will believe anything (they are and do).
     
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  12. bro

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    Hey Roddick won the 2003 us open
     
  13. GrizzliesDrew

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    1 major win is not a Grand Slam
     
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  14. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  15. Lyrtch

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    how little they think of their own audience continues to surprise me
     
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  16. fuxstockings

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    elite self deprecation here
     
  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    He said Wimbledon, not the US Open. He lost in the finals three times. Stop being awkward
     
  18. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Roddick has always been great.

    It's the Nebraska upbringing
     
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  19. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    CNN just reported that active or retired military currently make up ~11% of those charged in the Capitol insurrection, which is almost double the ~6% of the general population which are active or retired military.
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Wonder what this number is if you include active or former police.
     
  21. Drown ‘Em

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    Whatever it is, I’d bet it also represents a higher proportion of the charged insurrectionists than the general public by far.
     
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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    It's almost like some of those that work forces
     
  23. Truman

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    Their audience hasnt given them any reason to think otherwise
     
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  24. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Cruz saying that on a pod called Ruth Less with a bunch of McConnell staffers and comfortably smug is tough to even process.
     
  25. seanofthedead86

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    If any of those motherfuckers are receiving, have received, or eligible to receive VA benefits they need to be recalled back active, busted down to E1 and dishonorably discharged.
     
  26. herb.burdette

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    Any active duty military personnel participating in an insurrection should face a court martial.
     
  27. wes tegg

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    I think they will.
     
  28. herb.burdette

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    If individuals are being criminally prosecuted, I don’t see how the issue can be side stepped by a military court.
     
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  29. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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  30. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    Holy shit
     
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  31. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    We’re going to find credit card receipts showing this guy had 10-15 drinks that night.
     
  32. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Or, Mr. Ravnsborg collects spectacles.
     
  33. joe-

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    I like to pretend it’s a fetish of his and he’ll collect anyone’s eyeglasses by any means necessary
     
  34. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  35. PeterGriffin

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    I want to know his name!

    so I can buy him a beer and shake his hand.
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    The officer would have countless attempts at his life if they released it
     
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  37. Drown ‘Em

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    Would have probably been better for everyone if like 5 or 6 Capitol officers had opened fire. Well, everyone but her.
     
  38. BudKilmer

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  39. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Comes from the Fate whispers to the warrior "you cannot withstand the storm"

    The warrior whispers back "I am the storm"

    Comes from Jake Remington's book Wretched. No idea of the leanings of the author.
     
  40. BudKilmer

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  41. Gaknight

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    Faces 90 days in jail

    WTF
     
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  42. VaxRule

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    Journalism today - having to explain the term “based” to your audience so they can understand tweets being cited so that the reader knows that Nazis are a problem in America in 2021.
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    Misdemeanor charge

    TF you gotta do to catch a felony in SD?
     
  44. El Tiburon

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    Vote Democrat.
     
  45. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    be a shade darker than the winter snow.
     
  46. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I think at this point there should be a Zuckpocalypse thread

     
  47. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    What an utterly garbage human being.

     
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  48. —

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    She’s like a villain from parks and rec
     
  49. IV

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    Female Jamm but more evil
     
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