Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pez

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    So this is not safe for work to the extent people care

     
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  2. joe-

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    reminder: a white bar owner murdered a BLM protestor here

     
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  3. joe-

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  4. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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  5. BudKilmer

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    I need Ken Klippenstein to get those taxes
     
  6. Truman

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    I dont think he can get those w FOIA
     
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  7. BudKilmer

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    Leaks man. I’m here for the leaks
     
  8. Truman

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    I know lol, but he gets all his stuff being the FOIA champ
     
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  9. BudKilmer

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    that’s his biggest weapon but he’s also pretty good at getting internal memos and policies leaked to him via signal and other things.


     
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  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  11. AptosDuck

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    no, thank you
     
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  12. joe-

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    at this stage I would hope the tax stuff doesn’t leak in order to not jeopardize prosecution
     
  13. Truman

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    Leaks would hurt in many ways before the prosecution is over. We’ll see them eventually.
     
  14. joe-

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    I’ll be happy to wait until they’re finished with his audit because I’m a red blooded god fearing patriot
     
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  15. CoastalOrange

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    Find it interesting that a R is talking about destroying women's rights.
     
  16. BudKilmer

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    She’s fucking garbage

     
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  17. PeterGriffin

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    This kind of compilation always opens my mind up that someone has a job to just watch all of this garbage and edit it together. I mean, that would be just mentally crushing. Like Sir Daniel Dale, having the duty and responsibility to consume and fact check every second of Trump content. Pray for these heroes.
     
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  18. cutig

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    Daniel dale had interns once he got to cnn. I feel for those kids
     
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  19. ~ taylor ~

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    Lol at Sir Daniel Dale. He fucking deserves something.
     
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  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I really enjoyed Roseanne crossing her arms at “miserable, middle aged, overweight women”.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    the irony of saying body acceptance is bad but crying that she can’t love her body is great. Being obese isn’t healthy. It cost society way too much. Fat shaming isnt the answer. I don’t know what you do to try to get people to become healthier.
     
  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    WTF doesn't she know her brand demographics?
     
  23. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Had to share this article detailing what Nashville’s Broadway had devolved into. The Kid Rock / Trump section is both hilarious and horrifying
     
  24. Bruce Wayne

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    I'm sure her views will change now that she's a mother

    :yaoface:
     
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  25. NYGator

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    Not sure if her being there is good or bad. Bad because she is absolutely dumb and racist and has power, but good because hopefully people can see that she is absolutely dumb and racist and Republican.

     
  26. NilesIrish

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    Sadly this is pre-election and it did nothing. They like their big dumb cross fit queen.
     
  27. BellottiBold

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    It would be quite a shame if someone beat the shit out of Steve Smith
     
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  28. bro

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    truly a shitlord
     
  29. chuckmasterflex

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    Honestly I’m not that worried about it
     
  30. Tobias

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    sitting in my bathtub with a bottle of wine absolutely sobbing at the idea of never having another billionaire president
     
  31. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    That post wasn’t sarcastic?!?
    I reread it a few times to see what i was missing and then I realized, “oh, wait... she’s serious.”
     
  32. Redav

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    Without opening that I'm not sure if it's real or parody
     
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  33. bro

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    unfortunately no
     
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  34. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Him or Jason Leopold from Buzzfeed. That dude is a research superhero.
     
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  35. HoosDaMan

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    former Fox News personality. Do the math
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    WHO WILL RUN OUR COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND LIKE A BUSINESS OWNER
     
  37. bro

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    Hopefully both are dead
     
  38. NYGator

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    Bipartisanship!!!
     
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  39. JGator1

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  40. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Party over country, every single time.
     
  41. Bruce Wayne

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  42. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    good? Not you her.
     
  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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  46. WhiskeyDelta

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    To quote Chip Mulaney "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair"
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    I need Bobert or MGT to go down for this shit
     
  48. BellottiBold

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    This is lousy framing honestly because it attributes way too much sacrifice to McConnell.
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah it’s him and his power over everything else.