HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Do I have to explain everything to you?
     
  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Who is he starting over?
     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jesus Christ
     
  4. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Touki couldn’t beat out Kyle Wright but he’s going to beat out the Son of God now?
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Here, let me post it again. Where did I say in Atlanta?

    He needs a year as SP vs bouncing between leagues. Starting, made into long relief, then back to AAA etc
     
  6. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    You’re posting in the Atlanta Braves thread so assuming anything else would be dumb.

    I do agree that he needs to stick to one spot but I think his command issues are too much to over come to be a starter. Tell him he’s a 1 inning guy going forward and see what happens.
     
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  7. SC

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    I think that’s Touki’s best role as well. Give him a bullpen spot and let him sling it.
     
  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm sorry can't fucking read and agree with me.
    Moron
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    He'll probably end up there or get traded. He's got too many good pitches to be a Pen arm.

    But it's not like he loses control after an inning. He's young and needs some time
     
  10. SC

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    I think he’s talented enough to start, but I’m just not sure it’s going to happen. Better to get him up and in the bullpen now.
     
  11. SC

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    Hell yeah, bro’s
     
  12. Tobias

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    that is the kind of video drunk people post
     
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    DOB is unquestionably going precisely the speed limit in the left lane like the dick he is
     
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    Drink scotch whiskey all night long
    And die behind the wheel
     
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  15. Phil Brickma

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    If only I used to picture myself going to work on a Monday.
     
  16. Fuck this

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    Sports center showing those Bauer breaking pitches :feelsbadman:
     
  17. Gin Buckets

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    Y’all see this vid on him? He even commented on it. No clue if I posted it back when it was first put out.

     
  18. Hewwow

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    Anyone know who we are connected to on this list? Glad we are finally able to get back into the international market.
     
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  19. ashy larry

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    touki could be nails in the pen. think ynoa breaks camp as #5
     
  20. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I will be transferring my love and energy from Kakes to Michael Harris.

    No questions at this time.
     
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  21. CUtigers86

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    2/3 for Ender today in the leadoff spot.
     
  22. jplaYa

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    Exit velo was apparently about 75mph for each
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pretty awesome he slapped on i to a gap
     
  25. Gin Buckets

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    Very encouraged by Ender's performance today. Maybe we won't need Cristian this season. :swagstrut:
     
  26. jrmy

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    Are you trying to set a record for most dipshit takes in a single spring training
     
  27. CUtigers86

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    We’ll leave the exit velo stats to the heart of the order and let Ender keep setting the table in the leadoff spot.

    He’s baaaaack.
     
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  28. jplaYa

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    We know Snit’s gonna play him. Let’s hope his BABIP is at a career high otherwise he will return to being that black hole we all know him to be.
     
  29. Gin Buckets

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    You want some "advanced metrics?" How about this: Ender has a 6.1 WAR over his last 1,739 plate appearances. Which is essentially the last 3 seasons worth of PAs. And for the old schoolers? Great news: he sure as hell passed the eye test in CF yesterday, he's the locker room presence we need, and he has an attractive girlfriend:


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  30. CUtigers86

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    HOT start to the spring is promising.
     
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  31. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    This thread needs a culling
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ender can't make the post season roster b/c he sucks so fucking bad and snit is gonna run him out there 5 days a week for the first month of the season. It's known and I fucking hate Snit
     
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  33. CUtigers86

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    Agree, it’s about time the miserable posters that only bitch and complain find a team that could help them overcome their personal shortcomings like the Yankees or the Dodgers.
     
  34. SC

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    Fun lineup today.
     
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  35. ashy larry

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    smyly struck out the side in the 2nd
     
  36. ashy larry

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    duke in midseason form
     
  37. jrmy

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  38. Phil Brickma

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    Camargo, too. He botched like 10 double plays last year with "errant" throws.
     
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  39. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    DUKE
     
  41. Drown ‘Em

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    Or does Dook perpetually stay in Spring Training form?
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  43. ashy larry

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    “Make it to Me” thought the second baseman playing on the infield grass
     
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  44. ashy larry

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    smells like runs
     
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  45. jrmy

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    When did Travis Demeritte find his way back home
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'll be interested to see if Bryce can keep up the momentum he had towards the end of last year. 6IP 1H/1ER vs the dodgers in game 6 was a pretty solid cap to the season.

    What's annoying is I'm not sure he'll fit into the lineup or will get pushed out. Start the year we don't need a 5th pitcher until the 3rd time through the rotation. So 4 would probably be Max/Old Man/Ian/Shitty Lefty. Bryce in the Pen or AAA I guess. He'd only get starts if Soroka isn't ready the 3rd time through. Then he's not getting starts unless someone gets hurt.

    I know it's always good to have extra pitching, but damn it feels like we are wasting our capital. Ynoa, Tobias Favorite Kyle, Bryce all in AAA and we spent 12mm b/c he throws lefty
     
  47. jrmy

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