Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. racer

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    So how long until it comes out that while it may have happened, the lawsuit itself was pushed by a party interested in acquiring Mr. Watson’s football services?
     
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  2. Gallant Knight

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    i don't think buzbee has any interest in doing something like that

    he does have a lot of interest in being in the news.
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. Handcuffed

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    people who think cigar smoking is a personality trait are always so weird

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  6. TAS

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    Texans ownership sucks but maybe it's a tad bit early to throw around blackmail accusations involving them
     
  7. dump

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    :shocker: that a Clemson alum is too rapey with females
     
  8. slhorn

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    Ha I actually know one of the girls he messes around with. This isn’t surprising. But it’s also not surprising he left after being asked to leave too.
     
  9. TAS

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    2nd lawsuit filed by a different masseuse, supposed to be 4 total.

    Pretty shitty and disturbing if the accusations are true.
     
  10. Wendel Clark

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    I thought we were friends
     
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  12. Jake Scott

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    OIL HIS ANUS

    I wonder how you approach that request?
     
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  14. skiedfrillet

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    lots of prudes itt who don't respect a good anus oiling
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    Oh like you guys don’t enjoy a nice anus oiling?

    :welpseeyalater:
     
  16. TC

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    So he IS a perfect fit for Houston!
     
  17. dump

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    must be a Clemson thing
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    :yousoright:
     
  19. Jake Scott

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    I'm guessing at Clemson he had an anus oiler.

    The Christian Wilkins incident is really starting to make a lot more sense.
     
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  20. TC

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    Wish he'd have oiled our anus first. Yuk yuk
     
  21. Cornelius Suttree

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    Watson is being represented by Rusty Hardin. Seems to represent most prominent Houston athletes with their legal issues

    These suits do not sound good at all
     
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  22. dump

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    Imagine having any woman you want and then hiring massage therapists to oil your anus

    and then call yourself a momma’s boy
     
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  23. TC

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    His college was sliding boards and getting threatened in Athens bars. You've gotta think there's some arrested development here
     
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  24. DUCKMOUTH

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    if this is true then her travel should be easy to prove or disapprove
     
  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    Maybe they should be the Houston Oilers again.

    yes I know that’s TN now
     
  26. DUCKMOUTH

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    No matter how this plays out, I think Watson will quit football before he plays a down in Houston again.

    this whole thing up there with Manti T’eo catfish story. Just amazing saga unfolding
     
  27. Houndster

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    Winning QBs don’t need to pay to have their anus oiled
     
  28. ono

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    This would be funnier if he was playing for the original Houston franchise.
     
  29. steamengine

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    Rusty vs Buzbee is the legal Houston showdown we’ve needed for some time.
     
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  30. spagett

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    It's true

    Look at his face... that's a "oil my bhole" face
     
  31. ashy larry

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    I've got no experience in sexual assault cases, but I have never seen a civil complaint filed in narrative format like this.
     
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  33. billdozer

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    Sounds like this should be heading to the criminal side
     
  34. skiedfrillet

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    hope it's all bullshit, but i'm sure there's some truth in some of these claims

    he prob flew these IG masseuses in for a "massage" and he prob asked for oral/handies(lol at getting a handjob when you're older than 15)

    do i think he forced himself or grabbed their hands and groped himself w/ it? no, and i hope i'm right
     
  35. steamengine

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    Texans probably have about five hours to find a trade partner before the franchise is set back at least a decade.
     
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  36. racer

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    This is a pattern. Glad we had the foresight to pass on this man for the GOAT apparent.
     
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  38. skiedfrillet

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    rip roddy you bout to get torn apart
     
  39. racer

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    That’s a big yikes.
     
  40. Jake Scott

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    holy shit Roddy no
     
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  41. ashy larry

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    don’t have heroes, folks!
     
  42. racer

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    1000% chance roddy has forced it and thinks it was consensual
     
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    Yikes, Roddy.
     
  44. racer

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  45. TC

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  46. zachary

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    wait what’s wrong with getting a handjob
     
  47. racer

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    I wonder what kind of hospitality it was now
     
  48. Gallant Knight

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    A lot of teams happy right now that cal and his spiritual adviser wouldn’t take their calls
     
  49. steamengine

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    Roddy just means it’s impossible in the biblical sense
     
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