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  1. HotMic

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    That piss looks like it tastes awful!
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    Guys seriously can we not. Start your own bodily fluid thread.
     
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    The turns this thread takes sometimes just kill me :laugh:
     
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  4. Mr Bulldops

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    It’s just one big roller coaster of emotions
     
  5. Mr Bulldops

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  6. Cornelius Suttree

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    damn she is gorgeous. Reminds me of a 1987 Playboy
     
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    I’m crying
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

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    I was thinking 85 but I’ll defer to you
     
  9. AptosDuck

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    Have you thought about being a human wine decanter

    https://www.aidysmith.com/wineguides/the-human-decanter
     
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  10. GingerKnickers

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  12. GingerKnickers

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    I have no doubt that you all kneel besides your bed every night, bow your head, put your hands together and pray to god, thanking him that I’m not your daughter.
     
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  13. Taffy

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    A lot of these guys are from Alabama, so...
     
  14. racer

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  15. TheFreak55

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    You love me and you know it
     
  16. TheFreak55

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  17. AptosDuck

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    Look, I've now given you two interesting ideas for extending your brand, grout-scrub vids and wine pissing.
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    why?
     
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  19. GingerKnickers

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    Can I get my donor badge pls?
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

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    GoodForAnother
     
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  22. GoodForAnother

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    it should be automatic. PM me your donor receipt and I can add it
     
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  23. westcoastbias

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    Is there some onlyfans market research out there where they're like, heres the checklist of things our content providers are doing to drive the most subscribers: used panties, pee videos, bathwater, hammering yourself with a giant dildo etc. Or are you left to figure that out on your own?

    If there is, whats the most desirable content and whats popular that you've decided you're just not gonna do even if it means more subsriber revenue?
     
  24. Mr Bulldops

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    She said she lives with other girls, maybe they have brainstorming sessions
     
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  25. AptosDuck

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    4girls2cups, 2x the fun
     
  26. GingerKnickers

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    Yeah you just go to the big handbook and follow steps 1-3 very, very carefully.
    1. be attractive
    2. do kinky shit
    3. cash that $20,000 a month pay check baby!!!
    I’ll forgive you because you don’t know and I’ll take any excuse to be a cheeky cunt, but seriously I have worked my fucking ass off to stand out as not just another naked woman on the internet. There’s no guide and onlyfans does not help you, it’s just a hosting platform, they don’t care about your success; you have to work really hard to succeed and find your niche. The more kinky you go and the more niche fetishes you cater to, obviously the more money you can make but you’ve got to make some very important decisions about how that will shape your brand. Some people will do anything for money (like human decanter, fuck) because people with too much money really do love bodily fluids.
     
  27. GingerKnickers

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    Nah they’re right bores- I know it’s hard to believe but my living situation is not like those sleepovers you see in movies.
     
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  28. GingerKnickers

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    Shame they aren’t down for that because all I see is $$$. Just kidding (maybe?).
     
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  29. TheFreak55

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    So you bush and pit hair is just a money thing uh?
     
  30. GingerKnickers

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    No, I live in this body 24/7, I wouldn’t do anything I didn’t like, not for money, not for anyone.

    There a difference between doing things for money and just making money off of how you already do things. I’ve always had body hair because I like it.
     
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  31. TheFreak55

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    So what got you started on reddit?
     
  32. westcoastbias

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    I'm sure the brand aspect is really tough to figure out but I think the hairy ginger size queen with a cute smile that will pee on you hits some key demographics.
     
  33. Taffy

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    Well now I won't bother shooting my shot
     
  34. BuckeyeRiot

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    You forgot amazing accent.
     
  35. GingerKnickers

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    I made my Reddit account to promote my onlyfans. I started onlyfans to fund my masters and because I genuinely thought it would be a lot of fun.
     
  36. Harry Twatter

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    Do the roommates know?
     
  37. GingerKnickers

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    Yeah, I hid it for a few months but it was really difficult. I know this is crazy but I got into a kind of insane sugar daddy situation (I was naive) and it was difficult being close friends with them but not being able to vent or talk freely about my life. They found out in a far less than ideal way in the end, one of my flatmates walked in on me naked in the lounge (I was taking photos because the light is best in there) and I had to confess...
     
  38. construxboy

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    Dear Penthouse Letters....
     
  39. AIP

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    upload_2021-3-23_13-50-24.jpeg Not Rosie
     
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  40. GingerKnickers

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    I’m too young to get this aren’t I?
     
  41. TheFreak55

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    I think he'd like for you to flesh out the sugar daddy thing a little more/to answer your question, yes.
     
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  42. BuckeyeRiot

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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    this is a judgement free no kink shaming do what makes you happy as long as you’re not hurting anyone and it’s all consensual place. So make your money have a good time and fuck anyone who passes judgment. My motto is if you’re not paying my bills get fucked with trying to tell me how to live my life.
     
  44. bigred77

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    God I'm old
     
  45. Taffy

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    When the only time you could see nude women was via magazine, Penthouse was one of the biggest magazines. They had a letters section where people would write in their saucy stories, always starting "Dear Penthouse..."
     
  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  47. BuckeyeRiot

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    Still came.
     
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  48. BlazingRebel

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    Amen
     
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