Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. THF

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    That’s awesome man. Enjoy it. Can’t wait to do stuff like that with my little guy.
     
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  2. bigred77

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    Been to snows, the Texas memorial museum (animals and dinosaurs), the Texas toy museum, the museum of the weird, and now just found a park with kids playing on the playgrounds.

    Pretty damn good day so far
     
  3. Bishop

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    That's sounds like a great Father/Son day. Well done! :clap:
     
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  4. Bruce Bowen

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    3:30 AM Monday. Violent vomitting. Had a gyro platter Sunday night from a new local place. Not their fault but I can never return.
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

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    So who’s starting the official pop-pop thread? Lol we’re old
     
  6. Simon Templar

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    You best get on it grand-daddy
     
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  7. Tobias

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    wife and i found out last week that we are having a little girl in late august. we've known since christmas time and finally started telling people once we found out the sex

    pretty d*ng excited
     
  8. pianoman

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    Congrats man, such an exciting time.
     
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  9. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Congratulations! Enjoy every second. My daughter turns 8 in September. It goes by fast.
     
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  10. Simon Templar

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    No joke. Mines 14 and I only have four years left
     
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  11. bigred77

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    Fify
     
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  12. Simon Templar

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    Nah. He’s my best friend and I will miss him terribly. I know it’s gonna be good for him but he’s already looking at colleges and it makes me sad and hapoy at the same time.
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah fuck that noise. Enjoy him as long as you can. My boy had shit come up on Saturday and we missed the BYU game and it sucked not watching with him. My last two will move out when they are ready and I am in no rush. My 16 year old is looking at Cali schools but my 14 year old has her heart set on Yale and it’s gonna kill me to have her on the other side of the country.
     
  14. Simon Templar

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    I get it for these young kid dads. It can be exhausting. Mine is looking at Stanford, UCLA, ASU and Miami so far. I really can’t fault him on any of them. Depending on where we will move closer to him I’m sure.
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    UCLA :fingers crossed: have you been? Gorgeous campus. Great area. #1 public school in the nation. Can’t go wrong.
     
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  16. Simon Templar

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    We haven’t but plan to. We’ve had to delay trips to LA a couple times now thanks to Rona
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    you won’t be disappointed. Hopefully you’ll be able to pick up some Brand Jordan gear when you visit.
     
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  18. Name P. Redacted

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    Congrats but who is the father?
     
  19. Simon Templar

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    You know I’ll rep my UCLA Bruins
     
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  20. Tobias

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    hopefully someone rich so i can live off some child support checks
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

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    You and me both buddy
     
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  22. Bruce Bowen

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    3 year old is pissing through his pullup every night to the point we are changing sheets every day. We've tried different pullup brands/types. He pisses like 3 times in the potty in the hour or so leading up to bed, last one being like 3 drops immediately before going to sleep. I can't even understand how he has that much to piss let alone how we could improve our routine to prevent it.
     
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  23. Bruce Bowen

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    This made me too sad too early today. If my boys aren't my best friends well then I'm disowning them.
    [​IMG]
     
  24. Simon Templar

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    Most of the time I just feel bad for my wife because we were only able to have one and she never got a girl. We do so much together that often times she’s the third wheel. But she does love our dogs a lot.
     
  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    May have to draw back on how much he's having to drink an hour or two before bed. My daughter is close to 4 and still does this occasionally though, including this morning.
     
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  26. jbr

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    Woke up to a $190 charge on the Amex.

    Wife: I let the boys pick out new shoes for the summer
    Me: How many pairs?
    Wife: Two
    Me: Each? (I have two kids)
    Wife: One pair each
    Me: <the biggest yaoface in the history of the world>

    tldr: My wife let my kids pick $90 shoes to wear for 3 months and is mad because I made her return them
     
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  27. Bruce Bowen

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    He really isn't drinking that much leading up to bed. Why I was saying I can't even comprehend how he has that much pee in his body. Restricting him anymore would almost be depriving him completely. He doesn't drink enough water in general imo.
     
  28. Bruce Bowen

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    Yeah, second boy is on the way and wife was disappointed when we found out. Frankly I wanted a girl with #1 so she would be happy but can't pick em. And mine is probably too in love with the dogs as well.
     
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  29. Simon Templar

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    God bless you good sir!
     
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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    If he's peeing that much at night then he's clearly getting enough water I'd think. Our pediatrician told us that we should not give our daughter any fluids an hour before she goes to bed.
     
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  31. Tigers

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    bluey is the best show

    that is all
     
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  32. Mr. F

    Mr. F Watch out for the poppins
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    Hands down, Bandit gets me every time
     
  33. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    In the last two days my son has asked me what the oval things were in his sack and this morning asked me what a side chick was.
     
  34. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    Love this show. Me and my kid have been watching Wild Krafts on PBS. I really enjoy it.
     
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  35. Simon Templar

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    Yesterday I got to discuss genital warts, syphillis, and chlamydia.
     
  36. Bruce Bowen

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    My son is very curious about genitals.
    "I have a pee pee?" Yup
    "Daddy have a pee pee?" Yup
    "Mommy have a pee pee?" Well yeah but it's a different, weird pee pee
    "haha Mommy has a weird pee pee"
     
  37. JC

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    We had to us the Huggies Nightime diapers with an extra pad for my son for nearly a year (just after he turned two until after he turned three). We went up one size too in the diaper. It honestly was the only thing that worked for us as he pissed a gallon every night no matter what or when he drank.

    Maybe give the extra pad insert a try with the pull up. That little bit made all the difference for us.

    Following his third birthday we just slowly stopped using them and he’s been great at night. His pull up is mostly dry now. First thing he does when he wakes up is take a giant pee.
     
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  38. Name P. Redacted

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    daughter keeps pointing to her crotch and saying "that?" :facepalm:
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

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    I am a little older than some of you and I had my kids way too young so my kids are older than most of yours. Well my son made his first major purchase without me and my wife co-signing. His buddy is the manager at the dealership so apparently he got a good deal on a lease.

    [​IMG]
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    better buy him a value pack of condoms
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    too late lol
     
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  42. Simon Templar

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    That’s awesome!
     
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  43. Simon Templar

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    Here’s me and my bud
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    he is a much better version of me. Like I told him I’m proud not of the car but of what it represents. His hard work starting to pay off.
     
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  45. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    The Giulia is so sick.

    Ts and Ps for those endless repair bills tho. :donotwant:
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s a three year lease and he has a warranty that should cover all major repairs.
     
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  47. bigred77

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  48. Baron

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    Yeah I think my 13yo has one airpod glued into her ear too lol
     
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  49. Simon Templar

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    It’s the most frustrating thing. You’ll say something and he’s like sorry I was listening to my music. Then he constantly loses them or sets them down and doesn’t remember.
     
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  50. Baron

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    On a more serious note, looks like #4 is coming later this year :facepalm: A 4th girl might put me out.