Would you suck a D for $1 million

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fuxstockings, Mar 28, 2021.

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Would you?

  1. Yes.

    75.0%
  2. No.

    25.0%
  1. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    I told my gf I would and now she thinks I may be gay. I also asked my closest friends and they seemed to push back. I think they’re liars.

    sorry for the shitpost thread but this is happing real time
     
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  2. Pelican Grove

    Pelican Grove You know me
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    Oddly enough this question was asked at dinner with a group of us recently, but the price was $5 million.

    Tough decision, but we said no.

    Then our gay friend looked at us and said, “I’ve done it for free.”
     
  3. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    can it be Dansby Swanson?
     
  4. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    should change the "no" option to "people who are liars"
     
  5. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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    You guys are hanging out with homophobes
     
  6. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    Would it be different for a woman to go down on another woman?

    idk, everyone has strongly pushed back and I don’t get it
     
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  7. Walt Disney

    Walt Disney #Dawgzy
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    Just constantly put some whipped cream or warm peanut butter and honey on it and get after it

    can’t be that bad
     
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  8. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    Only Gus Triandos
     
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  9. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    yes
     
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  10. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
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    If they’re offering $1 million than they clearly can afford a lot more. Anyone who takes this deal without countering is a sucker
     
  11. Roy

    Roy Well-Known Member
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    Whose dick would I have to suck?
     
  12. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    Just an average one. If you have one in mind I’m sure we could substitute.
     
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  13. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    How many dicks have you sucked?
     
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  14. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I see what you did there
     
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  15. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    A BJ? Hell, I'd do a ZJ for a million.
     
  16. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Are there any rules regarding the process of sucking?
     
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  17. Pelican Grove

    Pelican Grove You know me
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    I mean yeah if someone had a $1 million in cash in front of me then yeah it’s a tough decision.
     
  18. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    fuxstockings sorry for your loss but congrats on the inheritance
     
  19. Emma

    Emma
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    Hell yes, in a dickbeat
     
  20. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Easiest fucking question. 100 times over again, yes.
     
  21. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    I bet Brad Pitt has a really nice dong
     
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  22. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    I’m a fortunate fuck who will get an inheritance but I would still take it.
     
  23. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    People get paid that much for this?
     
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  24. Roy

    Roy Well-Known Member
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    Ryan Gosling seems like he’d have a well manicured, disease free, clean, circumcised penis that wouldn’t be too intimidating
     
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  25. Randy Bobandi

    Randy Bobandi Well-Known Member
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    The question was posed by one of our friends. “$15 million. You’ve got to pick one, you give a blow job are take it in the ass.”

    The best I’ve heard was “can I do both for 30?”.
     
  26. danny2430

    danny2430 Well-Known Member
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    Yeah I’m calling bullshit on saying no to $5 mill
     
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  27. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    I think just a college try. You inherit the foibles of the dick you suck.
     
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  28. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    Man absolutely. I'd prob do it for 50k. That shit helps
     
  29. 2

    2 GBR
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    Would you poop making a right on red sucking a dick in public? Lol these topics are great!
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Can I suck 2 dicks for 2 million?
     
  31. Nizz

    Nizz /nizzbrag
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    Would try and negotiate for more, but yea
     
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  32. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    oh shush
     
  33. Lt. Pete Mitchell

    Lt. Pete Mitchell Back2Back Natty Champs
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    [​IMG]
     
  34. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    silicon-valley-dick-joke.gif
     
  35. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    I am of course a yes to the OP.

    But more importantly, I need to know bertwing's number

    that he would take and NOT his phone number
     
  36. Not William

    Not William Well-Known Member
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    One million dollars isn’t even enough to retire unless you’re old.
     
  37. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    of course not but it’s a shot of liquidity to the tune of 8-10 years worth of my income. I could buy a dope vacation home. I could fuck off for 2 years and travel the world. Look I can’t help I was born into capitalism.
     
  38. Not William

    Not William Well-Known Member
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    A zj is the best I can do for a million dollars.
     
  39. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    insanity
     
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  40. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    You guys spend too much time thinking about dicks.
     
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  41. Degausser

    Degausser #NewProfilePic
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    Assuming I received my wife's blessing, I'm sucking that dick without hesitation.
     
  42. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Or, and hear me out here, you don’t spend enough time thinking about dicks.
     
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  43. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Similar question, at a million bucks a pop, how many are you sucking?
     
  44. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    This is the more interesting question.

    Assuming your answer to the op is yes, at what point are you stopping at a million dollars a dick
     
  45. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Not a chance.
     
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  46. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    Anyone who says no has an internal crisis that they might actually prefer the company of men.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
  47. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Until I develop TMJ
     
  48. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode with the mandem
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    The hell is a ZJ[​IMG]
     
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  49. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Would you rather suck the first 90% or the last 10%?