Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Bo Pelinis

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    lol

     
  2. Drown ‘Em

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    It was just a matter of time before the Chinese brought upon the downfall of Coke. Been peeing in each can as a joke since I can remember.
     
  3. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This is gonna be Jacob Wohl, isn’t it?
     
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  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  5. Fran Tarkenton

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    Trump and Library is an oxymoron. Call it an Exhibit or Forum or Golf Course.
     
  6. brahmanknight

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    It would also imply he could read.
     
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  7. BellottiBold

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    huh that's strange that he wouldn't be in a rush to spend money on a project to house his... papers

    you know, meticulous notetaker and such
     
  8. Doc Louis

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    We all know it's going to be this size:

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    It's going to be massive and gold plated and filled floor to ceiling with The Art of the Deal. There will also be a two-story gift shop, a restaurant, and a casino.
     
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  10. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    this is a joke tweet gbr
     
  11. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Modern Presidential Libraries are connected to Universities and focus on a something important to the President.

    What University would want the orange baggage? Would the area of focus be on branding/propaganda?
     
  12. steamengine

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    I could think of quite a few
     
  13. brahmanknight

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    Texas A&M?
     
  14. gilstein21

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    Trump university
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Repackage it better and you'll have 10s of thousands of subscriptions from MAGA folk ready to light their money on fire to spurn evil Iibs.

    This week, you get 40 cans of Goya Black Beans!!!
     
  16. The Banks

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    Trump University, Liberty University, Baylor University, Clemson University
     
  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Liberty U
     
  18. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    We're so fucked as a nation.
     
  19. pez

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    Hillsdale in Michigan would happily have it
     
  20. Starscream

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  21. AIOLICOCK

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    Clemson wouldn't. Their football fanbase have a lot of backwards dipshits, but it's legitimately an excellent university whose alumni are educated reasonable people. Dabo and iptay aren't accurate representatives of the school :twocents:
     
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  22. AIOLICOCK

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    Liberty is the obvious choice here :twocents:
     
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  23. chuckmasterflex

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    Looks like we got ourselves a footrace
     
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  24. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    It's a joke but one of those jokes that people will realize is a good business idea and it will become real. There is 1000% a grifter willing to start this up. Enjoy your Goya beans and MyPillows and UFC tickets and Barstool shirt.
     
  25. WhiskeyDelta

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    Take-a-book/leave-a-book micro libraries are community-based, free, low-cost to build, and don’t enrich the wealthy, so I don’t think Trump would want to go that route.
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Lmbo what fight are you fucking talking about?
     
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  27. MORBO!

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    Why don’t we start the damn business and have all profits go to left wing causes?
     
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  28. Bo Pelinis

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    Leftist Tears, LLC, where you can buy every culture warrior approved product to own the libs!*

    *All profits will be donated to charities that help fix things that make the left sad.
     
  29. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    How many fights for the soul of the GOP are there left to be had, exactly?
     
  30. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    tomi lahren is doing a back the blue event there like tomorrow
     
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  31. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    “100% of profits go to worthy causes. Ones that Jesus would actually probably support. Bless your hearts.”
     
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  32. BellottiBold

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    Voted for Trump in... 2020

    :pffft:
     
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  33. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    GOP ain't got no soul
     
  34. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    need a 'tactical' thrown in there somewhere
     
  35. two

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  36. 40wwttamgib

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    didn't see that coming
     
  37. The Banks

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  38. BellottiBold

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    ...even more shocking considering they can now vote to override him iirc?
     
  39. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Great idea up until the point it requires us to give mypillow guy and Dana white money
     
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  40. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    They were probably gonna get bought by these idiots either way. Make it a loot box after buying at bulk prices and profit from these idiots.
     
  41. AIOLICOCK

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  42. Bruce Wayne

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    Ahh that explains it. Score a few good guy points knowing full well it'll still become law anyway
     
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  43. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I get what you’re saying but it’s still a stance
     
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  44. Redav

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    Watch as they fight to fuck the corpse of the GOP
     
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  45. RavenNole

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    Do republicans expect dems to sit back and wait to call for his resignation for a certain length of time? I’d imagine that dems would call for it immediately and have the statement pre-written
     
  46. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    imaging clicking on Bari Weiss's substack
     
  47. BudKilmer

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    Well gee Mitch, I wonder why that is

     
  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    As much power as he yields, maaaaaybe 1% of the white MAGA evangelicals who aren't getting the vaccine will listen to him.