2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    That fucking sucks
     
  2. (Z)

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    It's Scott Cochran, and it's science.

    Hate it for the kid. He's a great player.
     
  3. Jake Scott

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    Just lost arguably our best player on offense for the season in March. Maybe this will kill the already unwarranted offensive hype going into the season but probably not.
     
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  4. Jack Parkman

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    Did Bama have ACL tear issues in his tenure?
     
  5. (Z)

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    Every single year. It was our running joke/complaint that they were caused by his outdated practices.
     
  6. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    LOL buddy...how much time you got?
     
  7. Jack Parkman

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    I can spare some time
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    The hype really is something Auburn-Returning-QB level.

    Prayers lifted
     
  9. El Tiburon

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    Did Muschamp bring in Jeff Dillman as associate strength coach?
     
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  10. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    From the insane talent level, to the ramming of a Ga Tech player head first into the wall, to squirting Jarrett Guarantano with a water bottle on the sideline, George was one of my very favorite players to ever wear the red & black.

    Hope he continues being all around awesome in the NFL.
     
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  11. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Brought the Under Armour cleats with him
     
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  12. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    Let’s not forget bitch slapping Auburn on NSD
     
  13. JGator1

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    Can we rate qb's by a dunking contest?

     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Love this damn chancellor and AD combo so much



     
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  15. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Impressive seeing as how we are trying to get through a pandemic
     
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  16. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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  17. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Great, we just dropped another spot in the east
     
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  18. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  19. Jax Teller

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    Can they add some more concession stands please? It was miserable waiting in line during the Bama game a couple years ago.
    That could have been because it must have been 100+ that day easily.
     
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  20. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  21. Walt Disney

    Walt Disney #Dawgzy
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    Thanks Cochran
    You meathead
     
  22. BudKilmer

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    he’s not your strength coach :welpseeyalater:
     
  23. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Oh no!!!!
     
  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Cochran ruining that offense 1 acl at a time
     
  25. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Remember when those dolts thought Kirby stole him from Saban
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm kinda shocked Saban didn't move him to a position coach earlier with all the knees he destroyed.
     
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  27. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Wait, what happened?
     
  28. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Jermaine Burton hyper extended his knee. I think a lot of our friends here got excited to celebrate/report the news prematurely. He's going to be fine.
     
  29. electronic

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    Did he do it on special teams?
     
  30. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Our special teams coach is destroying our WRs' knees
     
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  31. El Tiburon

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    Yes, during the punt fake drills.
     
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  32. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Cochran didn’t list these injuries issues on his resume from what I’m told.
     
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  33. Redav

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    It makes perfect sense if you think about it
     
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  34. El Tiburon

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    If Kirby had paid attention, he would have noticed that the resume ended at page 2 of 3. It was the third page where he had his running list of destroyed ACLs.
     
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  35. Walt Disney

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    Saban kept Cochran for so long just to be nice
     
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  36. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Injuries Supervised or Responsible For:
     
  37. Tiffin

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    He legit did it so he could get 10 years and get state retirement benefits. Saban is a really generous guy.
     
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  38. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Wait, wat?

     
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  39. Jake Barnes

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    I believe this is technically doing rivalry wrong, but it's the most Leach thing ever.
     
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  40. Truman

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  41. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    Can’t find the Florida thread. Need recs for hotels for Bama/UF game, restaurant recs, bar recs, best places to tailgate . Any other recs for things to do while in town for game. TIA
     
  42. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington Leader of Tuanon
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    make sure to take the wife the cafe risqué on the way down. Great pancakes
     
  43. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  44. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    The banter is fun.
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    I have an extremely hard time believing this.

    First top 10 team to 2 losses lock
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Also, Penn State was fucking garbage last year. #10 is surprising.

    Dump you lose your entire OL and 4 year starting QB....you really expecting top 6?

    ESPN has no respect for Kirby and JT demolishing shit defenses at the end of last year.
     
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  47. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Also I’m not betting on Iowa State over Ohio State or Georgia
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Iowa State is probably a 1 loss team. I doubt they play anyone except OU, but that's not really what the FPI is supposed to rank
     
  49. Jake Scott

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    Neither do I. Let that be known. Thanks and God bless.
     
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