2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Glad the sandbagging has started before the spring game
     
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  2. Jake Scott

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    Fuck you. I'm not doing this shit again.
     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Since us #Auburn Tigers fans don't believe in sandbagging.

    I'd like to mention that the last two times we started the season unranked (as we're expected to do) we played in the Natty and went to the Sugar Bowl. Looking for big things in Harsin's first year. Need to get SuperCam on board.
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bulldog Bitchy over here.
     
  5. Marbles

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    I remember what happened last time we had a first year coach.
     
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  6. Jake Scott

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    The sandbagging was during Richt's tenure.

    Go ahead and post the teams we beat with JTD.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'd like to keep that in my back pocket for the season.

    I haven't heard as much talk on the Atlanta radio once Pickens got hurt. But projected record setting 45pt per game should still be pretty good with out him.
     
  8. Jake Scott

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    Auburn fans follow the creed and fall in line with Phillip Marshall's. Georgia fans would shove most all of the Atlanta radio personalities in front of a bus.

    Save it for the season, but Jake Scott was here first.
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Are you trying to imply the Creed is bad?

    I will literally fight you. Do they have a publix in NC?
     
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  10. Jake Scott

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    Bad? idk man its just fuckin weird

    yea come on up here but let me warn you, we will not fight due to the talent in the building. Wear something to tuck your boner. We call it "Club Brawley" for a reason.
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    You get boners in the grocery store? That's a tad bit weirder than the Creed
     
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  12. Jake Scott

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    The boner is real, the Creed and your god aren't.
     
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  13. Jake Scott

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    and actually I said your boner*
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    The Creed is literally a thing. it helps us see our God, which you can't

    He has risen recently, I bet you didn't see that.
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    I proudly show my boner. It's and intimidation trick
     
  16. Jake Scott

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    so like he John Cena's me?
     
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  17. bertwing

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    We showing boners in here?
     
  18. Jack Parkman

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    turn in your dawg collar

    smh
     
  19. RJF-GUMP

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    full pages of Auburn and Georgia fans talking about whether they sandbag or not . If you needed a reminder of why you shouldn't read this thread, there it is.
     
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  20. Jake Scott

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    It's April.
     
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  21. GrizzliesDrew

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    Yeah, so maybe shut the fuck up for 2 seconds.
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Get fucked, loser
     
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  23. RJF-GUMP

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    I'm a winner. My team won the natty last year. Your team got beat like a rented mule all year, fired the coach, and got some dude no one has ever heard of. Therefore, you are the loser.
     
  24. Jake Scott

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    This is much better than the sandbag discussion.
     
  25. RJF-GUMP

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    Agreed.
     
  26. TheFreak55

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    Couldn't you try just a little bit more?
    Won't you try just a little bit harder?
     
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  27. RJF-GUMP

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    I think you're a few verses short of a limerick
     
  28. TheFreak55

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    and you're a few cards short of a full deck
     
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  29. electronic

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    Siri, distill the Alabama fanbase in 2 sentences.
     
  30. RJF-GUMP

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    I wish the Auburn football team good luck in the upcoming season! Look forward to your continued high quality posting in this awesome thread!
     
  31. TheFreak55

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  32. TC

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    Had a bad case of loser denial myself once. Til the lacrosse team shoved a parking cone up my ass
     
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  33. TheFreak55

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    what a way to lose your virginity
     
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  34. The Blackfish

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    You’re clearly not familiar with RJF-GUMP ’s dedication to demanding more
     
  35. TheFreak55

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    A real point of pride for me
     
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  36. Prospector

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    Well,, it is still April
     
  37. bigjrock

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  38. TheFreak55

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    anybody know what month it is?
     
  39. gus_chiggins

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    Thunder won’t get ya, but the gumpin will
     
  40. TheFreak55

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    Think you got a shirt there
     
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  41. bertwing

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    Your team? Sure
    You? lol no
     
  42. SuperCam

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    Harsin thinks what we have on campus at OL is good enough. Sounds like we've been evaluating some SWAC linemen playing this spring, but the plan is to roll with what we return across the OL :blech:
     
  43. Jake Scott

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  44. Jake Scott

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  45. TC

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    First year coach: we have everything we need to win right now
    Subsequent years: we need a major fundraising upgrade immediately to hope to compete
     
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  46. dump

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  47. wes tegg

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    I was blown away to learn that Georgia has only had one 1,000 yard receiver, and that was 19 years ago. It seems like they’ve had way too much talent at WR and TE for that stat.
     
  48. Jake Scott

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    What WR talent at UGA comes to mind? AJ Green? I'm honestly asking.

    I might argue WR is the worst recruited position at UGA in my lifetime next to OT prior to Kirby.
     
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  49. Redav

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    The best ones we didn't even get 3 years out of like AJ Green was hurt for several games one year and then was suspended for 4 games for signing a jersey in another year. Pickens will be gone after this year only having played 2 years, both years under terrible offenses.
     
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  50. Redav

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    But yeah we've wasted a ton of talent
     
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