Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

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    I’ve reached the point in life where it’s hard to watch superhero movies because even if they eventually go too far, I tend to side with the villains ideology. Also not sure if this was covered, but man are the right wingers upset that Ta Nahasi Coates basically made the Red Skull Jordan Peterson in the new Captain America comic.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/slate....-captain-america-ta-nehisi-coates-youtube.amp
     
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  2. steamengine

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    Super hero movies are dumb and the heroes typically aren’t even fighting for good so don’t feel too bad about that one.
     
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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    yea the signatures is where they can really do damage
     
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  4. Redav

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    I wish they would stop making super hero movies. For the love of god please stop
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    Except the Nolan Batmans are pretty sweet not going to feel bad about liking them
     
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  6. herb.burdette

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    The OH6, 7, and 13 are all eastern Ohio and the border area of PA and the WV panhandle. All three were top 10 in shift in 2016 as well.

    The OH6 has been the most partisan shift in the country in 2016 and 2020. It’s going to get merged into Tim Ryan’s district when Ohio loses a seat for 2022 to get rid of Ryan.
     
  7. Uncle Tupelo

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    Its also declining rapidly in population. Faster than just about anywhere in the US I believe.
     
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  8. ned's head

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    Can't wait for someone to accuse the current day darnell dockett of being a girl to get his big ass off the field
     
  9. El Tiburon

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    Seriously, you know some small town tough guy coach of a girl’s volleyball team is going to come out and accuse the entire opposing squad of being secret dudes and demanding that the game be forfeited until they can prove otherwise.
     
  10. Xander Crews

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    Pretty sure Real Sports did a piece on how gender testing is mostly bullshit. IIRC it was regarding an Indian runner who had higher than average testosterone levels and was disqualified.
     
  11. Beeds07

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    Honestly my first thought except it’ll be a rural girls basketball coach with an inner city team.
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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    Gilroys entire team will be accused of having vaginas. Deal with it Gilroy :warn:
     
  13. 40wwttamgib

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    i propose donating that wasteland (and all it's fuckin people) to west virginia or kentucky ... whoever'll take em to be honest.
     
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  14. steamengine

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    Yeah I would group those into a different category of actually movies not dogshit adhd sensory satisfaction.
     
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  15. RavenNole

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    a swim/gym teacher/pedophile at my high school had girls try on the swim team bathing suits in his office and he had a private camera set up. When we did swim gym as freshman or sophomores, he was the teacher for it and played a game called shark where everyone swims away from him the “shark” and he also managed to “attack” the 2 hottest girls in the class. I told my mom and mentioned it to a few others how inappropriate that game felt. Nothing happened until some girl trying on the bathing suit in his office found the hidden camera and the police were called. Searched his computer and found the videos.

    Is a potential pedophile coach doing this “genital check”? Are people forced to go see a doctor? Who pays for that? Even if a coach/teacher isn’t the one checking, do we honestly think that a pedophile coach/teacher wouldn’t abuse their position of power and tell someone that they need to check or they will be kicked off the team until they get a medical exam?

    I don’t like what this bill does but I have a much bigger problem with a forced genital exam than any other aspect of the bill. I guess this should be expected from the party of pedophiles though.
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    Wait. I haven't read the bill and honestly don't want to. Is there anything stopping a parent of a less talented kid from accusing a talented female player of being a male and then that talented player can't play until they prove they are a female? And if they don't have the financial resources to do that, they just can't play? Does the accuser have to have some type of proof before accusing someone or can it just be "Theu are too good!"?
     
  17. RavenNole

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    what about single athlete sports? There was a girl a year younger than me at my HS. Incredible swimmer. Made the Olympic trials a year or 2 into college. Smaller classification private/smalll public school level. She won’t states all 4 years in two events and multiple other titles in other years. Let’s say her junior year, everyone knows she will win. What stops the people competing for second from challenging this? They don’t cancel the meet. So is she automatically disqualified and whoever demanded that she be tested in bad faith gets rewarded.

    I’m sure this will be challenged and never implemented but this bill is just absolutely insane.
     
  18. RavenNole

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    What type of “proof” would they have? I haven’t seen anything that says there is any burden of proof at all. Not just people who can’t afford it. People can be challenged the day of a meet/game and my understanding is they just can’t play because there is no way they can “prove it” in time.
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jesus South Florida.

    Go Texas Go
     
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  20. Mister Me Too

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  21. dblplay1212

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    Something like "She competed as a male last month" or something like that.

    No way this holds up in court. This is insane. It's 100% going to disproportionately affect young black girls.
     
  22. IV

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    Look at bham there sitting pretty
     
  23. BrentTray

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  24. The Banks

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    Matt Gaetz’ district shifting left?
     
  25. wes tegg

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    I have a hard time imagining any scenario where mandatory "genital inspections" of children would be reasonable, but high school sports definitely ain't it.
     
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  26. prerecordedlive

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    Well Mueller didn’t do a god damn thing so that’s not hard to believe lol
     
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  27. slogan119

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    There will, of course, be no majority white schools who use this against majority black schools to gain a competitive edge
     
  28. wes tegg

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    I think competitive advantage is pretty low on the totem poll of the fuckedupedness of that bill. :twocents:
     
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  29. BudKilmer

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    What a gutless cuck
     
  30. slogan119

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    Blast their ass on Twitter. If they have no shame about it, neither should you
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    I get your point, but probably not a great look to blast someone about being a victim of sexual assault.
     
  32. slogan119

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    I agree but was piling on since so many had already addressed other main issues
     
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  33. slogan119

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    If they have no shame or empathy, no reason to have it towards them either IDGAF
     
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  34. Jigga

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    I agree. I made a comment to them but nothing referencing the assault
     
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  36. wes tegg

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    Eh, I think you're discounting the complexities of the effects of sexual assault.
     
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  37. Sub-Zero

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    Maybe I'm missing it - but doesn't this HURT Republicans in Florida to be doing this minority-suppression shit? Trying to recall off the top of my head so could be wrong...The Cuban-American (and Puerto Rican?) votes in South Florida were the ones that overwhelmingly crushed Dem hopes last year. Wouldn't these policies that unfairly suppress non-white votes actually work against the GOP in Florida if that's the case? I may be oversimplifying but this isn't Georgia.
     
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  39. DollarBillHokie

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    I would certainly claim Lamont is a girl about 5 minutes before the game.
     
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  40. slogan119

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    Not really. I’m just pissed and in a mood to fight. Tired of giving the benefit of the doubt to monsters.
     
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  41. herb.burdette

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    From 1980-2000, the Steubenville-Weirton metro area lost a higher percentage of its population than any US Census designated area in the country.

    I can’t imagine that Youngstown-Warren just north of it is much farther behind.

    From 2010-19, USA Today estimated Steubenville at 6th most rapid decline, but actual census numbers aren’t available.

    Basically, there was a collapse from 80-00 and a mostly elderly population was left. There is a smaller decline now, but still significant, because the remainder is dying.
     
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  42. Keef

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    I don't think Cubans care about this tbh, GOP just screamed socialism at them over and over and it worked.
     
  43. steamengine

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    None of this would’ve happened if Juwanaman never came out
     
  44. Sub-Zero

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    My point is more about making it harder for non-whites to vote is ultimately what these signature laws do. So I'm not saying they will turn Dem...I'm wondering if more GOP votes are threatened to be thrown out because of this crap.
     
  45. enjj

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    Serious question can President Biden release the Mueller report?
     
  46. Mister Me Too

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  47. London Humphreys

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    Not possible. Wouldn't be bipartisan
     
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  48. Fudd

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    Good job Utah, for the first time in your state's 124 year history you did something good.
     
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