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  1. PAHokie

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    I know this is kinda picky, but how is it a crazy Zillow listing if the link is to Redfin?
     
  2. laxjoe

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    Had the same thought at first
     
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  3. AptosDuck

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  4. OZ2

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    It’s just a matter of time till a Raiders, goth fan comes along with OCD. That fucker will be sold within 2 minutes.
     
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  5. Nug

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  6. Duck70

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    A soak n poke conversation pit?!? Man the 70's had it all.
     
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  7. Det. Frank Bullitt

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  8. Clown Baby

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    Awfully brave of you to protect the identity of Criss Angel
     
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  9. spagett

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  10. Handcuffed

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    post pls
     
  11. bigred77

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  12. racer

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    The only problem with the daily mail pics is that they do not include the photos of his wife's(?) feet
     
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  14. racer

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    Fiancé

    also pearl
     
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  15. jokewood

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  16. racer

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    :roll: the jail cell/vault has a sign that says vault.
     
  17. wes tegg

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    18" concrete walls throughout.
     
  18. steamengine

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    Is that a Cold War bunker?
     
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  19. bertwing

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  20. Barves2125

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  21. spagett

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    Aerospace engineers trying to design houses... not great
     
  22. Detlef Schrempf

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  23. bigred77

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    8 bedrooms and 12 baths?
    :facepalm:
     
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  24. bigred77

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    Atleast their dining room table has enough seating just in case they have all 8 bedrooms full
     
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  25. Killy Me Please

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    Price to low
     
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  26. Aaron Hernandez

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  27. bro

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    You’d think a creepy house like this would have a creepy ass basement. But instead, it comically has two lazy boys and a big screen TV :laugh:
     
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  28. racer

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  29. NineteenNine

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  30. fucktx

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  31. steamengine

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    Kinda locally famous house is up for sale.

     
  32. DuffandMuff

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    Can’t imagine the amount of blow done in that house.
     
  33. racer

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    I’d airbnb it maybe
     
  34. BellottiBold

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    my first thought was that shit is straight outta narcos
     
  35. jokewood

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    I may have found the Minnesota dentist who killed Cecil the Lion.

     
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  36. DistantFactor

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    How is that even legal? he has a polar bear in there.
     
  37. UncleJesse

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    That made me really sad.
     
  38. UncleJesse

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  39. Boo MFer!

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  40. Tommy Jefferson

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    Mounting a dead primate in your kitchen just makes me sick.

    If you want to go hunt deer or birds, great, have fun. But why can’t we just let nature be left alone? What does killing a polar bear or zebra prove?
     
  41. BellottiBold

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    seeing that wall behind the range feature Africa triggers the fuck out of me
     
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  42. racer

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    Are deer and birds not nature?
     
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  43. Tommy Jefferson

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    I assume most people are eating those, so the circle of life continues. We are also not at risk of losing most of those species permanently.

    I’m not a hunter, and have never really been anti-hunt either. There is an imaginary line in my mind with what I’m comfortable supporting, these ‘trophies’ crossed it for me.
     
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  44. racer

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    Yeah, it’s a pretty loaded discussion. Won’t gunk up this lovely thread any more.
     
  45. devine

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    Why did he kill a giraffe
     
  46. Killy Me Please

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    Without a doubt canned hunts. What a psychopath.
     
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  47. Corky Bucek

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    I ate zebra when I was in Kenya. Zebra are super common and no different than an impala or gazelle.