Detroit Tigers Thread: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

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  1. DeToxRox

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    I can’t wait for McCoskey’s article that advocates for Al getting an extension.
     
  2. smeegsgreen

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    Really hope we go 0-9 these next 3 series. I can't imagine some smoke wouldn't been seen in Al's seat.
     
  3. smeegsgreen

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  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    I’ll go 5-2 Sox win.
     
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  5. smeegsgreen

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    Very reasonable. I dig it
     
  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    how many strikeouts?
     
  7. DetroitNole

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    7 of 9 hitters in tigers lineup are hitting under .225 this year. 6 of 9 hitting .225 or worse with 2 hr or less.

    Can't hit for average or power
     
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  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    Cabrera hitting .129. We can’t keep putting his ass 3rd in the lineup.
     
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  9. smeegsgreen

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    12
     
  10. ~ taylor ~

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    Miggy is back, baby!!!!
     
  11. smeegsgreen

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    This team is such a joke
     
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  12. ~ taylor ~

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    They've made 5 errors and have 1 hit since Miggy hit a dinger in the first.
     
  13. DeToxRox

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    The Red Wings lost 1-0 to Columbus in a Shootout and it was more entertaining than this game.
     
  14. Vinegar Strokes

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    how did valeno look?
     
  15. ~ taylor ~

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    I started Carlos Rodon in fantasy this week because he has 1 start against the these abject shitbags.
     
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  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    What’s the major league record for errors in a game? We are currently at 6
     
  17. DeToxRox

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    Fine. He had shit for linemates but he flashed some potential for sure.
     
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  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tigers are gonna win tonight. Great job Avila.
     
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  19. DetroitNole

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    Don't know what LaRussa was doing there leaving Giolito in so long
     
  20. smeegsgreen

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    He’s drunk all the time what would anybody expect
     
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  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yo smeegsgreen how many runs does the anti-vaxxer Mize give up tonight?
     
  22. smeegsgreen

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    6 runs 3 homers 3 innings
     
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  23. Vinegar Strokes

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    This might be the worst AA roster in the majors. Nobody worth a shit besides Green

    Only 4 guys 23 or under

     
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  24. spartanchuck

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    Don't worry. The Mudhens have ALL the prospects.
     
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  25. smeegsgreen

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    Only 7 innings per game today, predictions on both game final scores? Vinegar Strokes
     
  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    5-2 Sox win game 1

    3-2 tigers win game 2
     
  27. Vinegar Strokes

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    Cabrera is so fucking bad.
     
  28. DetroitNole

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    2 hits 11 k through 5
     
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  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    Boyd may be done for quite some time. Could barely walk off field, and then slipped walking down the dugout steps.

     
  30. smeegsgreen

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    Avila is happy he doesn’t have to trade him for AAA players now
     
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  31. DetroitNole

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    14 innings today tigers had 5 hits 22 strike outs
     
  32. theregionsitter

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    Man yesterday really turned ugly for you guys quickly, hope Boyd is ok
     
  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    When is Avila getting fired? I’m at the point where we need to fire him now, and just have Ilitch draft players based on Baseball America top 500 list.

    and Skubal needs to go to Toledo. He’s been straight up trash.
     
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  34. Vinegar Strokes

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    Good job Buck Farmer.
     
  35. DeToxRox

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    Skubal needs to be sent down. Give Manning a shot.
     
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  36. smeegsgreen

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    We have a competent coaching staff now and are worse than before, fire Avila now
     
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  37. DeToxRox

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    The good news for Chris is that Al won’t be spending any of his money because we still don’t have any pitching.
     
  38. Vinegar Strokes

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    whats al gonna do when we call up Manning and he sucks.
     
  39. DeToxRox

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    Celebrate his new extension.
     
  40. DeToxRox

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    It’s a shame that Theo Epstein wants to save baseball. I just want him to save Detroit baseball.
     
  41. DeToxRox

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    Is this good
     
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  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    avila gonna get another. #1 pick in 2022. Elijah Green

    and that run differential will be +58 or more after tonight
     
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  44. DetroitNole

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    Tigers are now a -58. 2nd, 3rd and 4th worst teams combined are -58
     
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  45. smeegsgreen

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    Looking good so far 1-3 with 5 games to go on this road stand. 18 Ks last night is pretty awesome to see. Avila really put a solid competitive roster together.
     
  46. DeToxRox

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  47. Vinegar Strokes

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  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    Through almost 20% of season, we are on track to lose 116 games. I think we can get to the record.
     
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  49. DeToxRox

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    I had to get gas in my car, so I threw on the game on the radio. Dickerson said this is the worst offense he’s seen in his 40 years around the team. Even Jim Price can’t believe how bad we are.
     
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