Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  2. prerecordedlive

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  3. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  4. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  5. prerecordedlive

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  6. prerecordedlive

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    It’s time to discuss the fact that I’ve seen Gaetz undergrad transcript and it’s more hilarious than any of us could’ve imagined.
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  8. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    The absolute fucking scholar

    American Foreign Policy: C+
    Political Science Research: D
    Religion in the US: F
    Environmental Science: C+
    Death and Dying: A
     
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  9. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I’m here for the FERPA violations.
     
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  10. prerecordedlive

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    I doubt it’ll affect his acceptance to prison. I’m just excited to see which one he commits to.
     
  11. prerecordedlive

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    Hate that this is breaking on draft night. Kinda rude. There wasn’t shit going on on Tuesday.
     
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  12. BellottiBold

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    lololol yes, "somehow"
     
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  13. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    I need the backstory between you and Matt Gaetz.
     
  14. prerecordedlive

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    There isn’t much. I met him at a UWF football game where he was trying to be cool for the frat guys 15 years younger than him and. Oh. That suddenly makes sense.

    A few of my high school friends ended up in his social circle so I cut all of them off.

    And he’s talked shit on Twitter before and tagged his sister to get her involved so I bodied the little bitch until he blocked my first account and Twitter banned it.

    I just don’t like his face.
     
  15. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  16. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
     
  17. prerecordedlive

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    I guess at least he’s starting to own his stupidity but at the same time, he can’t stop tweeting through it all. If he learned one thing from Trump, it’s how to dig through the bottom of a deep pit.
     
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  18. BellottiBold

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    that's old and he's not starting to own shit regardless cmon lol
     
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  19. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    Death and Dying: A

    The only class he didn't abjectly suck at. Ya don't say...
     
  20. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I would sleepwalk into 3.5 with these classes
     
  21. RavenNole

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  22. RavenNole

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    God only knows what he was saying and typing back then
     
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  23. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    this is probably legal under the patriot act
     
  24. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  25. Professor Moriarty

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    Death and Dying....lady gave everyone As. She was a former Green Bay Packers cheerleader back during the frozen tundra days.
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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    What do you learn in Death and Dying that you couldn’t learn in the school of hard knocks?
     
  27. prerecordedlive

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    Probably how to cover up the death of a roommate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  28. afb

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    nah

    he would've gotten straight As if that happened
     
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  29. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Why do you have a copy of Hunter’s laptop, Rudy? Don’t you think that’s a problem?
     
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  30. Handcuffed

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    am i crazy or is rudy ripping ass at about :30 sec in the first video?
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    “20 years and counting”
     
  33. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas



    Could not care less if already posted
     
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  34. NYGator

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    Two observations. The light that was shined on potential for pardons worked somewhat, and looks like that signal message may have been the trigger for the public warning to Trump about taking money for pardons. Timing seems about right. He was probably already a States witness and shared Stones messages.

    “I understand all of this and have taken it into consideration,” Stone replied. “I will know more in the next 24 hours I cannot push too hard because of the nonsense surrounding pardons.”

    “I hope you are prepared to wire me $250,000 because I am feeling confident,” Stone wrote to Greenberg on Jan. 13.
     
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  35. Redav

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    Kemp tackling the big issues that face Georgia this morning by uh... going to the border.
     
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  36. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    He is such a small piece of shit. Major short man syndrome there.
     
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  37. ned's head

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    Yeah baby, give me the gappening
     
  38. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Reminds me of the Alaska Republican running MS-13 ads a few years ago.
     
  39. RavenNole

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    I hate when elected politicians do shit like this that has no impact on their current job but that’s politics today. More so on the Republican side in the post trump world but democrats do the same type of shit also. Social media backlash from the other side is as important as doing something positive for your constituents as far as furthering your career prospects.
     
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  40. JonathanCoachman

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    I got JD and Cy Vance mixed up and nearly shit my pants that someone so dumb is our biggest hope for Prison Don to become a reality.
     
  41. Drown ‘Em

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    In fairness, and not really to defend the guy, but it’s a bit silly to suggest that the problems at the border only impact border states. Now if you want to say he’s being a disingenuous political hack and this has nothing to do with any altruism or problem solving, I won’t argue that.
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    Motherfuck Brian Kemp to hell.
     
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  43. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    What can the Georgia governor do about it?
     
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  44. JonathanCoachman

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    He has shown he is willing to burn Georgia down Sherman style if it keeps Stacey Abrams from being able to beat him in the next Gubernatorial election.
     
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  45. Drown ‘Em

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    Well, I’d imagine some of those children crossing have family in Georgia that they’re trying to identify so they can reunite with them. Perhaps, it would be possible to coordinate some kind of interstate effort to speed up the processing system. Just saying the issues aren’t confined to the border, so solutions don’t have to be either. Again, not defending Kemp, as he’s not doing what I’m describing, more so disagreeing with the idea that the governor of GA shouldn’t have an interest.
     
  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The Florida border? I’d rather have troops there keeping people out of the rest of America. Sorry