Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Iron Mickey

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    Tyndynn. It's a beaut.

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  2. Bo Pelinis

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    Bearhrynn Jr.
     
  3. 20/20/20/20

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  4. NP13

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    who told y'all that would be a good idea?
     
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  5. Eathan Edwards

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    A gf of mine just named her child Syvn - pronounced seven.
     
  6. Iron Mickey

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    congrats on your escape
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Doing SE light googling and found this one

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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That's amazing, taking a bit from Seinfeld and white-trashing it up.
     
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  9. Detlef Schrempf

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    This post leaves a lot to dissect.
     
  10. Eathan Edwards

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    A girl - that is a friend.
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    Yeah, but now he has to name his own son Soda.
     
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  12. El Tiburon

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    And congrats to Baron on the impending birth of McKarsten.
     
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    *McKarstyn
     
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  15. racer

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    It’s not a really a chosen name, but I saw someone with the last name Hando just now, and that seems unfortunate.
     
  16. Pasta88

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    I would imagine every conversation around the kid’s name starts with “like the country?”
     
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  17. racer

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    Lynn, but angry
     
  18. racer

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    I’m looking at a list that includes Kyndal, Alexley, and Adem. It’s a list of terminations for a company.
     
  19. TC

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    Guessing he doesn't vote Republican
     
  20. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Just went to the store and my cashier's name was Majesticstar
     
  21. wes tegg

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    After the casino?! :roll:
     
  22. COVIDiskilingme79

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    I tried getting a pic of her name tag but someone was behind me so I couldn't be discreet.

    I feel like it lost me a lot of likes
     
  23. Tex

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    [​IMG]
     
  24. beist

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  25. TC

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    Is Boston Maverick Weis a name or a dog breed?
     
  26. racer

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    It’s a new variety of potato
     
  27. beist

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    its just a convenient excuse to put BMW on your luggage.
     
  28. Pasta88

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    Should have gone with Boston Celtic Weis or Dallas Maverick Weis. Now everyone is just confused
     
  29. El Tiburon

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    Boston Front-Butt Weis would have been perfect.
     
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  30. racer

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    Saw Queen Elizabeth as a legal first name today.
     
  31. TC

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    Into it.
     
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  32. blind dog

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    From my sons yearbook

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  33. Daddy Rabbit

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    It's cute they did a piece on your son and daughter.
     
  34. blind dog

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  35. OZ2

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    My hometown had a ton, including 2 of my best friends, & my SIL who have the last name of Kumm (hilarious when it would get announced by new people trying to be nice and say coo-mmmhh??? , ‘nope, it’s cum!’ My buddy would proclaim with a shit-eating grin on his mouth. He fully embraced it)

    One of the parents named their son Will :facepalm:
     
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  36. El Tiburon

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    I hope your SIL marries a dude with the last name of Guzzler one day.
     
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  37. Thoros of Beer

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    This thread is proof of the abdication of the American father.
     
  38. TC

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    will kumm.jpg

    Checks out
     
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  39. NP13

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    No Kingdom Kumm?
     
  40. Detlef Schrempf

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    Went to a high school graduation party for family last night, and one of the parents coaches soccer for 10 year old boys and this was the names list of that team...

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  41. racer

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    Lol someone with the ultimate troll putting Paul next to Reuben.
     
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  42. Tex

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  43. Butthead

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    Jaxson is perfect
     
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I want a Reuben sandwich now
     
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  45. Homo Erectus

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    Funny, I want to Kumm now
     
  46. Homo Erectus

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    Needed name 3 kids.. Young, Dumb & Full Of
     
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  47. Jack Bauer

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    My wife is from Cumming, GA. We’ve known each other for like 15 years and I still laugh every single time the city is mentioned.
     
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  48. Jack Bauer

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    Anyway, met an adult named Chastity the other night. That name always makes me jagsfan.gif
     
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  49. Homo Erectus

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  50. racer

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    It’s not a name, but an order.
     
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