HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

"its tomlin time!"

jfc chip give us some heads up before you say shit like that

 

Why the fuck is Tomlin throwing a meaningful inning

 

Nice start, Josh

 

This bullpen is such fucking trash

 

Tomlin out here hanging meatballs

 

Tomlin not being cut by now is such a joke. Paying him 1.5 million, or whatever we pay him, is also a joke.

 

!!!

 

What the fuck is Snit thinking

 

Jesus...

 

i mean wtf

 

Snit and Chip are the only two people on earth shocked by this development.

 

You’re giving way too much credit to Kranitz here

 

i wish typing :snit: would auto-populate the phrase “this team will never win anything with this fucking idiot as manager”

 

if i knew without a doubt i could kill snit and get away with it i honestly think i would

i loathe this stupid fuck

 

Damn imagine flo trying to catch that wild pitch

 

2024 presidential platform: i promise to ritually execute brian snitker on the pitcher’s mound of truist park

would win every state except dc, ny, florida and pennsylvania

 

this is so dope snit thank you for it bud

 

p a i n

 

Just pushing buttons to give us the experience for later on the season.

playing chess out there

 

You can’t teach those kind of pressure situations

 

fuck yes aj

eat shit and die snit you fuck

 

snit bailed out by robles

 

We’re going to make the wild card game and lose 11-2

 

i think every person itt except for jrmy and gin could play a better left than marcy

 

Time for a bae bomb

 

Disregard

 

Yay

 

Whew. Good win fellas.

 

Even with my fucked right arm I think I still could.

 

How did he ever win a gold glove

 

With like 10 assists!

 

Oh yeah he’s got definitely got me beat.

I combine impressively poor foot speed with not reading the ball well and having a fucking noodle arm that probably needs shoulder surgery.

 

At least you post well.

lol I couldn’t type it with a straight face.

 

Waiting on my comprehensive prospect update from Gin

 

That’s a fee based service now. He sends me his comprehensive list to my email every Thursday.

 

If I’m going to pay for such a thing I better get some Nick Cave lyrics at the end of the post too

 

I wish I could divulge some info, but I’m not gonna compromise my relationship and good standing with the baseball mind that is GB.

 

Glad Max seemed to finally have a good game last night

 

Thank goodness for Nick Burdi’s bad medicals.

 

bomb squad

 

Alright, let's get weird.

 

I cannot think of a better place for a Smyly game than a 4pm start on YouTube tv

 

Not a true bomb squad without ynoa

 

give me flow over ajax and mathis actually

 

not even the worst hitting backup catcher on the atlanta braves in 2021