You did claim to not fart in front of your wife which I find weirder than shitting yourself in front of. Do u tho
Same. We were on like our 4th date, on our way back to her place and she laughed so hard, she let one loose. The look on her face was priceless. I've been cutting loose ever since.
Close call this morning: Was taking a piss and started to let out a fart. Had to quickly pinch the dick, drop the pants, and sit down. No damage to underwear.
No, I just let it sneak out of the small lifted portion of the covers until she hits me and goes, “you asshole!”
My diet of strictly only chili cheese dogs makes my farts especially potent and I Dutch oven not only my gf but also my two dogs as well. However my dogs also return the favor so it’s fair game with them
I’m more concerned that Mrs Boom has never heard him fart in 16 years and she doesn’t find that the least bit alarming. Or has he been seeing as gastroenterologist all this time at her request as cover? “They can’t figure out what’s wrong with me.”
You know your farts are bad when your dogs are sleeping under the covers, you let out an SBD fart, and they wake up and run out the room.
It helps that I was working from home in pajama pants. If I had pants and a belt at a urinal it could've been disastrous.
I shit my pants while doing an internship at Congaree NP in 2010 trapping feral hogs. I was by myself that day and used my boxers to wipe my ass. I then buried the boxers, and I've always wondered if anyone found them, they rotted or or some sick animal ate them. Who knows?
When I was about 13 I was staying at my aunt and uncles house one summer for a week, on the last day I woke up in the morning and something felt really weird. I stuck my hands down the back of my shorts and realized that I had shit myself. Since it was the last day, everyone was up and about showering, packing their bags and what not for the trip back. I didn’t know what to do since I couldn’t get away with disposing my shitty underwear anywhere so I crumpled up my underwear and stuffed them into the corner of my suitcase. We had a 4 hour drive home back to Nebraska and the whole way everyone was complaining about the awful smell and nobody could figure out what it was but I knew. As soon as we got home I unpacked my shitty underwear and snuck out the back door to toss them in alley dumpster.
Just full on pooped my pants 4 doors down from my house. Held it in for about 1.5 miles, but the only options left were to shit in my neighbors yard or let loose in my pants. Out of neighborly respect, I chose my pants.
I had a wipeable fart in the hotel parking lot today before driving home. Had to go back inside and use the lobby bathroom. 4 hour drive home so I was pretty nervous. Thankfully made it home. Blessed
I've posted several times itt, but this is exactly why I go running on this park/trail that has two bathrooms at either end. I can probably make it about a mile if I know a shit is coming, haven't had any incidents in a few years now.
I just went to pee before going to bed Fart felt wet, luckily I clinched it off before it caught my underwear, but still had to do the instant pull down, check, turn and sit to blow unexpected liquid which subsequently left me much more awake and now sitting here channel surfing for no reason other than I am suddenly more awake than I was 10 minutes ago
Fate would dictate that I almost shit my pants waiting for my wife to leave the house this morning. I always see her off to her car in case she needs help loading things but she just dicked around to an exponential degree today and I almost paid for it.
A number of times I'll be fucking around in my garage and think "oh I need to fart... oh no I have to go inside." There's never anything in my pants but it's really annoying having those stealth ones you don't see coming and you have to do the last second emergency but clinch and go inside
I see now that telling my internet friends that I almost pooped in my pants is a like magnet. I’m going to fill my pants to the brim to finally get over the 2:1 ratio.