Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bertwing

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    Then it was worth it
     
  2. Doc Louis

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    This is what happens when Hollywood blocks Deuce Bigalow 3 from being made
     
  3. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    This would probably be a bad time to claim autocorrect, wouldn't it?
     
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  4. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Correct. It's rotated 45 degrees and just the right-facing swastika. Some division insignias were upright right-facing though.

    Of note, what started all this...the Falun Gong logo has five left-facing swastikas and four yin-yangs.
     
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  5. SD_Irish

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    What a fat slob. How millions believe he somehow projects manliness and strength is beyond me. He’s trash.
     
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  6. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    Media Behaving Badly
     
  7. Mister Me Too

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  8. 2

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  9. Mister Me Too

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    Translation:

    1 in 6 republicans are embarrassed to admit that they are still republicans, but on Election Day they will have no problem voting for the republican candidates.
     
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  10. Josey Wales

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    I’m a bit distressed about messaging and listening to the needs and experiences of the POC who peeled off to Trump and other oatmeal brain gop in 2020. Hopefully the decent people out there who are no longer gop continue to vote 3rd party, dem, or not at all.
     
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  11. Henry Blake

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    Another dead even election w 'roided up R shenanigans will not be good in '24. By dead even, I mean number of votes that end up deciding things. Think it was ~40k in '20.
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ah yes. They are now mythical independents who the media will feverishly focus on, yet will 100% vote for right wing candidates
     
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  13. chuckmasterflex

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    Conservatism is weird stuff
     
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  14. NCHusker

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    Everything is a fucking cultural grievance. It must be exhausting
     
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  15. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    War on Mother's Day. Never forget.
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Prayers sent
     
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  18. Josey Wales

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    Everyone remember to wish happy Father’s Day to the father of bens children in June.
     
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  19. chuckmasterflex

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    Be pretty sweet to lock down a $130,000 a year gig where all you have to do is bitch about the traffic and the character of the neighborhood.
     
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  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  21. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  22. bro

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  23. HoosDaMan

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    The Right has captured the has been and never was 40s and up white comedian demo.
     
  24. AptosDuck

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    This poor kid just tries so hard
     
  25. CUAngler

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  26. bro

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  27. AIOLICOCK

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    I hate how unintentionally hilarious Trump is. If he didn't represent a grave existential threat to the welfare and safety of millions of people, I would really enjoy his antics.
     
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    He is hilarious, but its quite unfortunate people find a way to take him seriously.

    Edit: when i say hilarious, i'm referring to how dumb and unaware he is, not me thinking he realizes how funny the ridiculous stuff he says is.
     
  29. Name P. Redacted

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    Sissy Graydon Carter of failing Vanity Fair magazine and owner of bad food restaurants has a problem - his VF oscars party is no longer “hot”
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Joe Biden took the classy American tradition of horse racing and he ruined it
     
  31. steamengine

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    He will never be funnier than this.

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  32. BudKilmer

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    i feel the same way. “I will study this dumb deal!” Will never not elicit a chuckle from me until I realize how desperately he’d have enlisted the military to murder his enemies if he could
     
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  33. OZ2

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    While we got Ben, rich white woman, and Taylor-Greene bitching about perceived grievances one of the actual problems in this country continues to power on.



     
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  35. Beeds07

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    What in the ever loving fuck?
     
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  36. El Tiburon

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    Trump as Golden Midget Hulk with Hydrocephalus was not on my bingo card.
     
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  37. NilesIrish

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    I refuse to believe that Is not from Mad magazine.
     
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  38. Redav

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    Trumpism is unintentionally hilarious. Him almost dying of coronavirus was the funniest shit. "Am I going out like Stan Chera?" Dude gossiping to the last breath.
     
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  39. Truman

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  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. Mister Me Too

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  42. steamengine

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    The fact we made possibly our dumbest and least successful famous person the most powerful human on the planet because he made boat dealers feel more comfortable being racist in public will never sit terribly easy with me.

    But it’s still hilarious.
     
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  43. steamengine

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    So his post presidency life is just stalking the winter white house while strange looking whites and black dudes in cowboy hats stare at him and smile?

    Couldn’t be me.
     
  44. Redav

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    Yeah it's this weird balance of constant existential dread and hilarity
     
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  45. BudKilmer

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  46. ned's head

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    You know how I know you're a terrible parent?
     
  47. chuckmasterflex

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    I feel like if you ask a judge to do some mumbo jumbo and lay their ass on the line in order to overturning the presidential election, you should probably made example of.
     
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  48. JonathanCoachman

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    At Mother’s Day dinner I learned that my dad genuinely thinks that Caitlyn Jenner would win in a California Gubernatorial election. He doesn’t know anything about her other than winning a gold medal for the decathlon and she is a trans Republican that is against gay marriage. He must think California is an LGBTQ monolith that doesn’t care about their own rights or that a large enough portion of them will vote for her and the GOP voters would be cool with a trans governor. Ughhhhh