Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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    Yeah what he said. If you’re talking about before the 2024 elections then I’m in.
     
  2. The Banks

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    The Trump’s can not not be tacky

    Trump Jr. proposed to her with a $100,000 ring which he received as a gift from a jeweler in exchange for proposing to her in front of paparazzi outside of the jeweler's store in a New Jersey mall.
     
  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yepppppppp
     
  4. El Tiburon

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    Remember we’re just talking indicted here, not convicted. While I think both should happen, I’m only confident that he gets the indictment part.
     
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  5. Hank Scorpio

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    Yep, indicted before 2024 election.

    BTW, I really hope I lose this bet in the near future.
     
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  6. NYGator

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  7. El Tiburon

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    Consider the bet made. If I win, just donate the $50 to St. Jude’s.
     
  8. Drown ‘Em

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    It’s not a states’ rights issue though. Article IV, Section 2 of the US Constitution states, in pertinence,

    2. A person charged in any State with treason, felony, or other crime, who shall flee from justice, and be found in another State, shall on demand of the executive authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up to be removed to the State having jurisdiction of the crime.

    If Trump is indicted and DeSantis doesn’t enforce their state law requiring the governor to comply with New York’s request, New York would sue Florida in Federal Court. That’s where the “fun” begins. Could you imagine this SCOTUS having to decide to extradite Trump? No way they could rule for Florida or him without disregarding the plain text, no interpretation needed.
     
  9. Hank Scorpio

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  10. El Tiburon

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    I agree with you about what the actual law is. These guys don’t care. Insurrectionism is also illegal and that didn’t seem to matter.
     
  11. bro

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    Wait, I have a home country that isn’t America, where I’ve lived my whole life? Good to know

     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Republicans talking about Israel just shows off the worst of Evangelicals
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    incognito works
     
  14. BellottiBold

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    So known bottom 1% American Erik Prince recruited a former brit spy who worked with Project Veritas dickheads and others to try to "catch" Trump's enemies inside the government, FBI etc, even McMaster himself.
     
  15. DollarBillHokie

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    The GOP is truly the deep state
     
  16. JGator1

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    link to article

     
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  17. ned's head

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    This made me chuckle

     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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  19. VaxRule

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    Article basically points out that Erik Prince is the funding behind Project Veritas.
     
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  20. Emma

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    The finest Wisconsin has to offer

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  21. Emma

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    I, too, tend to have trouble remembering if the curvy part of "J" should go to the left or right.
     
  22. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but it's the kind of thing Republicans love, a safe space.
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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    Not sure what can be done about any of this. Just a firehose of outlandish lies being pumped out with the goal of installing fascism in America.
     
  24. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I thought I was the idiot for not understanding "toe and the ho"
     
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  25. BellottiBold

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    Right next to "crack head" no less :laugh:
     
  26. afb

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    white people make the best rhymes

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  27. BellottiBold

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  28. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    MAKE AMERICA AMERICA AGAIN
     
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  29. AptosDuck

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  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Very worrying if Republicans have bought in to their own bullshit that the "libs" lack "strength."
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    so much for the tolerant left
     
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  32. chuckmasterflex

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    I mean, Napoleon was the tolerant left of his day.
     
  33. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    :dealwithit:
     
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  34. bertwing

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    One of my paste eating right wing idiot acquaintances calls Kamala “Kamel Toe” and thinks he’s hilarious
     
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  35. Hank Scorpio

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    I don't understand how Magic the Gathering ties in to this... :huh:
     
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  36. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    MTG....
     
  37. Doc Louis

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    You should slap his out of shape ass for being such a moron.
     
  38. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    MTG are Marjorie Taylor greens initials and AOC referred to her that way in the tweet.
     
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  39. steamengine

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    Who is the crack head in this scenario?
     
  40. IV

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    So republicans are basically doing that cult thing where you create reality

    Cruz and fox saying that the libs have been undermining vaccines and not taking covid seriously, this shit is just so fucking insane
     
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  41. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Hunter
     
  42. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm dumb :facepalm:
     
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  43. NilesIrish

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    Big boy Ben tweeted something the other day about Biden causing vaccine hesitancy. They’ve decided to just completely leave reality.
     
  44. Drown ‘Em

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    It’s DARVO. Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim and Offender. It’s how some real abusers fuck with their victims psychologically to convince them and others that the victim isn’t the victim. The GOP has adopted this approach wholeheartedly since Trump. That’s why so many people have joined the cult. They’ve bought into the abuser’s DARVO.
     
    #375144 Drown ‘Em, May 14, 2021
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  45. herb.burdette

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    Let them preach vaccines. Only the dumbest of the dumb, their base, will believe that the Democrats/Biden handled a vaccine roll out or Covid response worse than Trump would have.

    It’s basically a story that already has been written and they aren’t changing it.
     
  46. Tobias

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    there is one thing that can be done about that show in particular but it is going to take a person who is not afraid of prison and/or the death penalty imo
     
  47. Beeds07

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    Honestly the only hope is that unvaccinated people die off painfully and we go on without them. Still wonder if Tucker is vaccinated (though I think we all know the answer).
     
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  48. Truman

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  49. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Every single person at Fox is vaccinated. Even if they say they aren’t, you know that they actually are and just pandering to the pond scum
     
  50. Tobias

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    willie nelson lyric*
     
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