Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. CF3234

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  2. Jack Parkman

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    woah no need for the name calling
     
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  3. brolift

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    You don’t get in trouble as a rich greedy white man how have y’all not figured that out by now
     
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    Well, now...
     
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  6. Fudd

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    When will it be my turn to roll up to court looking that fly
     
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    Shortly after that wire transfer hits your bank account for looking the other way so a billionaire can “commit suicide”
     
  8. Fudd

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    *allegedly
     
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  9. CoastalOrange

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    Fixed it for you.
     
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  12. Fudd

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    Your honor, I know I evaded the FBI for 3 years, that I have access to millions in untraceable funds and extensive foreign contacts that would be able to shield me from capture but please release me on bail
     
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    SHOCKED that Wexner is an Ohio State grad
     
  15. timo

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    half of the campus is named after him iirc
     
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    :smuggyurban:
     
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  18. BellottiBold

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    guess that's that then
     
  19. Fudd

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    heck yeah it is

    justice has been served and USA #1
     
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  20. Why?Pokes

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    120 mil out of a 570 mil estate?!?!?

    Why the hell wouldn’t they liquidate all of it?

    Where the hell are the investigative pieces uncovering the source of his funds and Wexner’s involvement?

    When the hell are they going to start indicting other co-conspirators?

    What the fuck is going on with this story? This is insane.
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    Relax. These things take time on the mainland.
     
  22. milquetoast

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    I thought this was in reference to Art Briles being cleared of knowing half his team was raping the campus coeds.
     
  23. Roy

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    This is America
     
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  25. IV

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    Tell me you’re guilty without telling me you’re guilty
     
  26. slogan119

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    Something a totally innocent person would do
     
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  27. blind dog

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    There are certain things diplomatic immunity should never cover for any reason
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    I think there's plenty of evidence that he's responsible and will likely be found liable, but this is a really dumb response. Innocent people aren't forbidden from using all defenses at their disposal in a civil suit against them.
     
  30. IV

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    I don’t disagree with you, but I probably would have saved this for later instead of using it out of the gate.
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    And your lawyer would have called you a dummy. You can waive the defense if you don't assert it within a reasonable time, and beyond that, there's no reason to be subjected to discovery if you didn't have to be.
     
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  32. IV

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    Well then I’m glad I retain your services, my comment was more on the bad optics than anything law related.
     
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  33. ~ taylor ~

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    Rather have bad optics than a rape conviction, I always say.

    But also don't rape.
     
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  35. Roy

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    Can you just let us shit on a god damned bitch ass pedo fuckwad or do you need to swing your big lawyer dick on top of this hill until everyone bows down before your supreme lawyer logic?
     
    #2885 Roy, Aug 16, 2021
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  36. Ty Webb

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    #rolltide
     
  37. slogan119

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    I realize that. But I’m also posting on a message board and not in court.
     
  38. wes tegg

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    Me too. It was still a dumb comment. A totally innocent person would claim immunity were it an available defense.
     
  39. slogan119

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    Under that logic, false confessions wouldn’t exist either, yet they occur.
     
  40. wes tegg

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    What? No. Not at all related. Did you read the article posted? His lawyers are asserting a defense in a civil suit. It would be malpractice if they didn’t, innocent or not.
     
    #2890 wes tegg, Aug 16, 2021
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  41. Roy

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    I wish wes tegg had been in Lethal Weapon 2 so Murtaugh could have shot him too
     
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  43. Redav

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    I would ask my lawyer to declare prima nocta
     
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  46. timo

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    no, they never do... they just launder the money
     
  47. Redav

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    Lol right
     
  48. BudKilmer

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    Thread title will never not make me laugh
     
  49. Redav

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    It makes no sense
     
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