Jackass Forever - New Jackass Movie - February 4, 2022

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  1. DeToxRox

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    I do feel awful for his parents. They seem like legitimately awesome people.
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    I’m sure they’re coping just fine with the millions of dollars they have from Bam.
     
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  3. tylerdolphin

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    My brother's HS history teacher was Steve-Os sister and I'm almost sure he told me that Bam was the main person involved that she didn't care for personally.
     
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  4. DeToxRox

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    This is Bam’s shining moment.
     
  5. Illinihockey

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    they raised him, so apparently not
     
  6. DeToxRox

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    His brother Jess seems fine.
     
  7. Illinihockey

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    he wasn’t famous. Bam is an adult who like a lot of famous kid was enabled at every turn and never told no because he made other people money. Now he’s fucked up and the money has dried up
     
  8. DeToxRox

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    I mean you’re not wrong but Jess part of a fairly popular band that still travels around the world for shows.

    Bam is just an asshole.
     
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  9. Bo Pelinis

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    Real bad understanding of parenting and stuff here
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

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    RIP Dunn. :sad:
     
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  11. Chipper>Jeter

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    This one or the snake pit might be better
     
  12. Redav

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    Dunn was way better than bam as well. Rip
     
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  13. Fran Tarkenton

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    other than Bam's house and parents being the backdrop, he was the most boring of the CKY guys.
     
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  14. LetItSoak

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    Don't care about Bam and will 100% go see this movie like the mature adult that I am
     
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  15. BP

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    One of the best Jackass pranks ever. Just so simple
     
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  16. Corch

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    I don't like Bam at all but I empathize with him on this one. I assume the Cobra has its fangs or poison ducts removed or whatever but I would be fucking terrified.
     
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  17. Killy Me Please

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    My biggest issue with bam is that he used take everything personally when he was the target. He didn't have any problems piling on everyone else.
     
  18. Detlef Schrempf

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    Bam is probably my least favorite cast member so I will 100% see this
     
  19. NilesIrish

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    Went to throw these on over the weekend for background noise and I learned none of the first 3 are on streaming (that I could find). That surprised me.
     
  20. Detlef Schrempf

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    I think they’re all on Amazon prime
     
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  21. NilesIrish

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    They are for rental or purchase. I’m surprised they aren’t on someone’s “free” platform.

    They belong to MTV I believe so they’ll probably pop up on cbs all access or whatever Viacom uses to stream.
     
  22. Doc Louis

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    They had been up in the last few years at least. Along with the bad grandpa films.
     
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  23. NilesIrish

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    Bad Grandpa is still around. They probably pulled Jackass knowing people would have interest with the new ones coming out.

    Gotta drive those $4 rentals.
     
  24. Detlef Schrempf

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    I must’ve bought them all over the years because I watched jackass 3.5 this weekend
     
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  25. bro

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  27. Bruce Wayne

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    Oh my god
     
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  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Yikes all around.

    Should have left Jackass in the early 00s where it belongs.
     
  29. Redav

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    r u srs rite now:out:
     
  30. bro

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    Lol wut. That’s what you took from that?

    also, the movies released well after the early 00s were awesome
     
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  31. TC

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    Thought this movie would be about Boo MFer! LMAO.
     
  32. Boo MFer!

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    Lol guys being guys and cracking jokes. Nothing better.
     
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  33. Bo Pelinis

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  34. Boo MFer!

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    No premature graying shaming pls.
     
  35. Gonff

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    The article said he’d been dyeing his hair since the beginning
     
  36. Biship

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    Good read

    Too bad about bam not being able to get it together. That dude is going to Chris Farley himself. If he doesn’t Ryan Dunn himself first.

    forgot about wildboyz. That was good. I love pontius stuff.
     
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  37. bro

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  38. TC

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    Jesus. Didn't realize that "fight" with Butterbean screwed him up so bad

    " In fact, Knoxville told me, this particular aftereffect traces back to the filming of the first Jackass movie, in 2002, when he was knocked out by the nearly 400-pound boxer Butterbean. “I got vertigo after that, along with the concussion,” Knoxville said. “So when I'd drive around corners, I would just start to get the spins.” I asked if he stopped driving. “No, I just drove slower,” he told me. “They gave me some medication to correct it eventually.”
     
  39. TC

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    "He looked away, visibly emotional. Half a minute passed.

    “We want Bam to be happy and healthy and get the help he needs,” he said. “We tried to push that along. I think that's all I really want to say about it.”

    :ohdear:
     
  40. TC

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    "You're not just a shockingly pretty face," said Steve-O. "You are the craziest fucking stuntman ever to live."

    And with that Johnny Knoxville was completely fulfilled
     
  41. tylerdolphin

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    "Is Butterbean ok?" after waking up is an all-time line.
     
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  42. bro

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    That’s somebody’s tag line under their username. Forget who
     
  43. TC

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    Can I Spliff it iirc?
     
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  44. Mr Bulldops

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    [​IMG]
     
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  45. Bruce Wayne

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    And the bursitis quip when they did the air horns at a golf course. Shit makes me laugh every time
     
  46. Redav

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    When the guy got mad at blowing the air horn and then to retaliate turned to hit a ball right at them, when they blew the horn again as he hit the retaliatory shot... :ded:
     
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  48. Redav

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    Yeah Bam has a pretty serious substance abuse problem
     
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  50. bro

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    So sad. Hate it for his parents
     
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