Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Going after another member is severely frowned upon in Ponte Vedra. They are all gentleman. Brooks will never see a cent of PIP.

    Especially because Brooks has always said he doesn't gaf about PGA events. He is persona non grata in PIP world.
     
  2. undrtow

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    Probably
     
  3. poor paul

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    1000%
     
  4. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Gotta buy a travel case for my clubs. Any suggestions?
     
  5. Jigga

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    Brooks hates Bryson but Bryson thinks they’re just playing
     
  6. poor paul

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    y'all crazy for this conspiracy theory. they were both already getting PIP $$.

    Bryson is freaking playing in "The Match" and is the most polarizing figure in golf. Brooks is extremely online and set up a match with freaking Portnoy that will get approximately one gagillion views online.

    Brooks just hates Bryson and Bryson lacks any and all self-awareness.
     
  7. CUAngler

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    The fried egg guys mentioned today they strongly believe brooks was fined for the steroid tweet he fired at Bryson last summer
     
  8. undrtow

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    I don't doubt it. I also doubt Brooks gives any fucks about that fine
     
  9. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Brooks isn't getting a dime
     
  10. undrtow

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    I disagree
     
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  11. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    I have a Samsonite hard shell, it was somewhat expensive but I like it for the extra protection. I always put my golf shoes and some other random items (I’ve put hiking boots in it before with my clubs) and never have a problem staying under the 50 pound limit for airlines. When I pack my clubs I put a couple towels weaved the the heads for some padding and then hold it all in place with the rain hood that came with my bag
     
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  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Same tbh
     
  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Would be a bold strategy to screw him out of money when you have the super league begging guys to take guaranteed millions.
     
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  14. undrtow

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    If Adam Scott is in position to collect, there's no chance Brooks isn't imo
     
  15. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Brooks is a recurring guest on the number one sports podcast. That bump shouldn’t be underestimated.
     
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  16. mb711

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    Have had a club glove for over 10 years, has been great
     
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  17. Tommy Callahan

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    I travel 2 maybe 3 times a year with clubs so demand isn’t crazy. Got a model off Amazon similar to club glove that was probably only 130. Make sure you get the little umbrella looking thing though

    CaddyDaddy Constrictor Padded Golf Travel Bag Cover with North Pole Club Protector - Heavy Duty, Wheeled Golf Travel Bag, Lightweight
     
  18. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I've had this one for years. No complaints
     
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  19. Joystick Izzy

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    Nm
     
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  20. Joystick Izzy

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    Fuck! I clearly missed an entire page on this thread. Whoops!
     
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  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Watching a random MLB game right now and they are talking Brooks/Bryson
     
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  22. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    And the tour ain’t gonna touch it
     
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  23. fish

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    Imagine a healthy, motivated Brooks? Could be an all-timer. But he plays it off like he doesn't care, doesn't practice... just relies on his raw talent. But here's the rub. Brooks hasn't closed in a major since he rinsed his shot on 12 at Augusta in '19. He's got scar tissue in places other than his knee. He'll likely win another major but at 31 with knee issues he better commit to the game and quit playing the lackadaisical anti-hero.

    Bryson wants it all and he isn't afraid to let you know it. Who's living the more authentic life? Tough to say but it's clear this rivalry is fun to follow.
     
  24. roggins

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    Thank you Jim Nance.
     
  25. fish

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    It's spelled Nantz, thank you very much.
     
  26. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    I was referring to the former Boston Patriots fullback. Thank you very much.


    Really I messed up the spelling.
     
  27. Bert Handsome

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    He hasn't really accomplished anything on the

    Brooks always wants to look like the tough guy. He tried to big time the field at Harding Park and just ate shit. He was a stone cold killer when he had it from Erin Hills through Bethpage, but since then he's been irrelevant.

    The idea that Ponte Vedra, who has nothing to do with the US Open and PGA Champ, a tour that actively tries to whitewash outside accomplishments, is going to give him a dime in PIP when he really contributes nothing to their tour is laughable. They would love nothing more than for Brooks to be the ringleader on over to PGL and for that league to fail.

    They are going to rely on keeping Rory, JT, Speith, who they definitely have, and let the PGL try to make a go with Brooks, a 50+ Phil, Poulter and Paul Casey and try their luck.
     
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  28. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Congrats on the backyard
     
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  29. RalfBully

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    Who are the 10 golfers that are going to get PIP over him? Also, irrelevant? So he stopped winning every other major and has fallen back to top 5s?
     
  30. ohbluefan

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    Team Not Bryson Not Brooks. Both of them seem like giant douche bags.
     
  31. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He won the WM this year. Think this is a pretty wild take but I don't know.

    Also, I'm not sure you can have a system for paying guys and then not follow it for someone you don't like. Seems like it would be a big scandal.
     
  32. Dukes

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    You’re delusional if you think Brooks isn’t getting PIP money
     
  33. teel

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    :gross:
     
  34. dome foam

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    Yikes
     
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  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I like Rory, but the last time he was relevant at a major was trying to make the cut at his home course.
     
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  36. dome foam

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    Brooks is No 7 in the World, won the Waste Management 2 MONTHS AGO...had surgery...finished 2nd in the PGA...and is irrelevant. Yeah I don’t think our guy watches golf and not really sure what he’s doing ITT.
     
  37. IrishLAX2

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  38. dome foam

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    @brysondechambeau
     
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  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  41. scarlet_tacos

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    why does he get a choice?
     
  42. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    All players get to tell the tour, USGA, etc. if there are any players they would prefer not to play with. Doesn't guarantee anything but in general they try to honor that.
     
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  43. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    How may I be of service?
     
  44. Thoros of Beer

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    Team PGL, definitely not Team Super League.
     
  45. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I think it's starting to come out that the pump fake that the PGL isn't associated with the Saudis by Shipnuck is bullshit
     
  46. Big Meech

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    [​IMG]
     
  47. Thoros of Beer

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    I think the Super League is a red herring, a worst case scenario that makes the PGL shine by comparison
     
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  48. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    tigr2ndbase let’s hear a full rundown of Streamsong. What’d you think about walking one/riding one?