I decided to knock up my wife, so probably not happening. Very very stupid of me. It would be the first game where I'd be somewhat accepted wearing an Auburn Jersey
Tell her you'll be responsible, and not drink and take the kid in the game. then get really drunk so she has to watch him/her. What could go wrong
My child's first game will not be to a heathen Big 10 stadium. I have wondered what age I can take him. He'll be like 20 months for next years Spring Game. Figured that might be a worthless game to take him to
A counterpoint though, everyone should have the life experience of being in the wrong lane in the Fort Pitt Tunnel, then have to make a split second decision at 70 miles per hour on the bridge to get to your lane.
Probably should practice for when we beat you and you're walking out of the stadium with your head down.
That's assuming that traffic is moving, and you're not trying to get across 4 lanes at a standstill. It's one or the other. There's no in between.
Good point. Either way though, standstill traffic or cross all lanes at 70, we can probably put the over/under on the number of times he gets flipped off from Greentree to Monroeville at 7.5.
Should be a fun atmosphere for those that get to go. Was really looking forward to wearing one of my jerseys around fellow jersey wearers. It'll be interesting to see how PSU rebounds from last year and if Harsin has been able to fix anything that Gus fucked up
Our two best running backs were out before the end of the first quarter in the first game against IU so we went from very deep to very thin in an instant which didn't help. Clifford was pretty terrible the first 5 games that we lost. He eventually got benched but won the job back and was mediocre against the easier back half of the schedule. A popular narrative is that we took Covid protocols "more seriously" than other teams and that contributed to our god awful start. I think there's probably some truth to that but we had IU beat if we didn't fuck up by scoring when we just needed to run out the clock. I think the team just lost focus after starting 0-2. Unless Yurcich is a miracle worker I doubt Clifford gets much better. He was merely serviceable in 2019.
I won’t turn down a few beers. Now I’ve got to explain to my friends how I am sharing pizza and beers with Penn State fans.
Sorry our fans are too stupid and will wear whatever they want. They can't follow directions for home games.