Would you suck a D for $1 million

They're not quite as resistant to the idea as we thought.

"I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this."

 

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I'd say 5-10 years in prison w/o conjugal visits

 

You could just decline the offer

 

As long as the person has good personal hygiene, I think my number may be pretty low.

25k. Maybe less. Dicks don't scare me and money is cool.

 

Getting your dick sucked ain’t gay, it’s like you losers have never been in prison..

 

Sincerely
Ray Donovan

 

I would do it with a smile to get the current shitty ownership out.

 

absolutely

 

War Grundle

 

no doubt

 

Thought we were gonna have a new millionaire on the board when this got bumped.

 

I don’t fully understand the proposition but absolutely, I would.

 

billie gets to fuck you with a strap for 10 mil

 

Ten million and I want to see the titties.

 

Yeah that’s a no brainer, just get me some lube.

 

Mix evidently have 41 millionaires on the board; hope server fees have been donated in perpetuity by these folks

 

Abso-FUCKING-lutely

 

Also she better have a bush, or be fitted professionally for a merkin.

 

How big are we talking? If she’s looking to cause permanent damage, Imma pass.

 

You can get a robot butthole for 10MM

Anything under the size of my wrist.

 

Yeah but now I’m right back where I started, but with a robot bhole.

 

It’s $10m bud. You can walk bow legged for awhile.

 

Only man on the planet with a robot butthole. That’s opening some doors. You’ll be fine financially.

 

fwiw i accidentally voted no but if we got paid 1 mil for each dick i’d quit my job and line up suck appts for a few weeks straight before retiring

 

at most your ass surgery would cost a couple hundred thousand

man up

 

You got me googling if I can get cadaver butthole replacement surgery.

 

As long as she cuddles with me afterwards

 

if you could schedule it in advance you could even prepare yourself so no ass surgery would be required

 

So good news bad news, no cadaver/robot butthole option, but prolapse repair in the Philippines is $200-$3,000. So gimme a Louisville Slugger all day Mrs. Eyelash.

 

I would like to be wined, dined, and 69'd prior but if she wants to meet in a back alley solely to do the deed that's fine too.

 

Will said dick sucking remedy any unresolved issues I may have with my neighbor?

 

So if it’s Billie Elish or your dad as long as you get the 10MM you’re in?

 

We’re doing it in Texas for the tax break.

 

Is that her with the blonde hair and hammers?

 

You’re gay if you don’t want this done to you.