Would you suck a D for $1 million

Anderson is probably a wonderful lover and handsome, to boot.

that’s an easy 3mil and if you’ve fucked one ass, you fucked any ass...I’d have no problem finishing.

 

You could just pretend Anderson is Ellen or something idk

 

Kinda of like the guy that posted here who did gay porn because "he had no choice"

 

I was listening to a podcast recently and they referenced a story about a man getting fucked to death by a horse. Apparently such tomfoolery was completely legal in the state of Washington until fairly recently. Anyway, at some point size becomes life threatening.

 

I'm letting Billie peg me for $10 and a bag of doritos tbh

 

I don’t think Billie eilish has the same amount of strength that a horse does. Maybe I’m wrong who knows.

 

I hadn't considered this. Fair point. Horses are very powerful animals.

 

These words are posted with confidence of a man who knows of what he speaks.

 

Thought shalt not blaspheme

 

I believe you’re referencing the infamous Mr. Hands.

 

I’m appropriately excited.

 

Yes, that's the horse fucker.

 

Yeah but now that we've made our millions we can't get someone to suck our dick for less than $1 million. Inflation sucks.

 

Thank you, Dennis Reynolds

 

Is the pegging from behind or missionary?

 

Pegging is just taking it up the butt from a strap on.

 

I’m looking Billie in the eyes as she pegs me in the change my diaper position.

 

You can do anal sex in different positions brother

 

I don’t know what’s going on but this sounds incredibly disturbing

 

No shit. My post was trying to state it doesn’t matter what position you’re in.

 

I'm getting pegged by Billie Eilish, fucking Anderson Cooper, and with my $13 million I'm going to fuck 13 TMB'ers who say they're willing to get fucked by GGCD for $1 million.

 

I sit in silence in candlelit environments
Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch

Spoiler

What the fuck? Hold on, wait
"I'm Diddy's side bitch?"
Oh, I'm still east side, bitch

 

To be clear, you’re choosing the option to finish in his ass?

 

I wouldn’t pay $7 million to fuck Anderson Cooper, so I can’t say that I’d agree or that it’s a particularly close call.

 

More work and less pay

 

Jokes on you, would have done it for a lot less

 

Get a load of these guys who've never had their di-di changed.

 

Like what? 100 lbs of candy corn

 

Circumcise or not?

 

10 million I’d let bet Billie Eilish, Billy Corgan and Bad Ass Billy Gunn ruin me

 

I'd suck 10 dicks to retire right now.

I'd suck one dick to put a kid through college.

I'd suck one dick to pay off my house.

I'd probably suck a dick to build a new 3 season. Hell, maybe even just to get the building permit.

I'd suck a dick to see Nebraska win a B1G championship.

I'd suck a dick to pay for a year of my mom's memory care.

So if you're like Pelican Grove 's dumb AF friends and you'd only suck a dick if it guaranteed boundless paradise, get real. Sucking a human weiner can't be that bad.

 

Where do you live? There are some wealthy guys with some really weird kinks.

 

with all the great bbq sauce popping up everywhere I could probably do it and not have a completely terrible time aside from the complete humiliation that would be brought upon me. But I would probably make the dumbasses that were laughing at me suck my cock for 10 000 bucks a pop. Wise business.

edit- after further thoughts, I don’t think i would enjoy a man sucking my cock. Nothing wrong with it though

 

Hate to break it to you but the team's got a good decade plus head start on you and they're not any closer to winning a B1G championship

 

I would not be cool with any of it

but for the money and with some solid bbq sauce it could probably be done...,I just threw up a little

Not sure, anymore

 

i have to admit that I did not think this through. For a reason or another this dilemma never entered my mind before tonight.