Anderson is probably a wonderful lover and handsome, to boot. that’s an easy 3mil and if you’ve fucked one ass, you fucked any ass...I’d have no problem finishing.
I was listening to a podcast recently and they referenced a story about a man getting fucked to death by a horse. Apparently such tomfoolery was completely legal in the state of Washington until fairly recently. Anyway, at some point size becomes life threatening.
I don’t think Billie eilish has the same amount of strength that a horse does. Maybe I’m wrong who knows.
Yeah but now that we've made our millions we can't get someone to suck our dick for less than $1 million. Inflation sucks.
I'm getting pegged by Billie Eilish, fucking Anderson Cooper, and with my $13 million I'm going to fuck 13 TMB'ers who say they're willing to get fucked by GGCD for $1 million.
I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch Spoiler What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
The Anderson Cooper deal is the best, IMO. You get to bang a celebrity, get $3mm cash in the bank, and make at least $150k a year off interest for the rest of your life.
I wouldn’t pay $7 million to fuck Anderson Cooper, so I can’t say that I’d agree or that it’s a particularly close call.
I'd suck 10 dicks to retire right now. I'd suck one dick to put a kid through college. I'd suck one dick to pay off my house. I'd probably suck a dick to build a new 3 season. Hell, maybe even just to get the building permit. I'd suck a dick to see Nebraska win a B1G championship. I'd suck a dick to pay for a year of my mom's memory care. So if you're like Pelican Grove 's dumb AF friends and you'd only suck a dick if it guaranteed boundless paradise, get real. Sucking a human weiner can't be that bad.
with all the great bbq sauce popping up everywhere I could probably do it and not have a completely terrible time aside from the complete humiliation that would be brought upon me. But I would probably make the dumbasses that were laughing at me suck my cock for 10 000 bucks a pop. Wise business. edit- after further thoughts, I don’t think i would enjoy a man sucking my cock. Nothing wrong with it though
Hate to break it to you but the team's got a good decade plus head start on you and they're not any closer to winning a B1G championship
I would not be cool with any of it but for the money and with some solid bbq sauce it could probably be done...,I just threw up a little Not sure, anymore
i have to admit that I did not think this through. For a reason or another this dilemma never entered my mind before tonight.