Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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  2. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    I can NOT wait for the sternly worded letter from the desk of nancy pelosi
     
  3. dump

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    Number is still too high
     
  4. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    here it is

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just very cool & normal things
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    math is hard
     
  7. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Things innocent people do
     
  8. BellottiBold

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    Oh, yea - it raises questions
     
  9. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He won’t do shit, John

     
  10. TAS

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    Garland: "This behavior is awful"

    Dean: "That's not enough :angry:"

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    Garland: "This behavior is intolerable"

    Dean: "THANK YOU :usasmug:!
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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  13. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Aggie education
     
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  14. BellottiBold

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  15. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  16. dblplay1212

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    That didn't happen.
     
  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Pretty sure that's a parody of the state of the GOP.
     
  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The GOP isn't even being coy about it.

    "We're going to steal the midterm and every election coming unless you stop us unless you do this simple thing"

    Dems:

    "We need to find a way to work with them"
     
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  19. Name P. Redacted

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    I think she’s being serious but conservative humor is so bad it comes off as satire
     
  20. El Tiburon

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    Because she’s six!
     
  21. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    I found one of the Libs that isn’t ready for/can’t handle the improved conservative humor!!!
     
  22. BudKilmer

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    :laugh: and Raffensperger still voted Republican. A greater cuck in America does not exist outside of maybe Bob Mueller
     
  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    How rich are these people? That’s the only explanation
     
  24. Name P. Redacted

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    I am, as they say, getting nervous.
     
  25. Xander Crews

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    hahaha

    Today, a dusty-skied afternoon in May, he’s dressed in an oversized gray T-shirt, blue sweatpants, and the same San Francisco 49ers cap he sports in his youthful Twitter profile photo, which looks like it might have been snapped for his high school yearbook. (He swears that it was taken just before the pandemic.)
     
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  26. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  27. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    that was my favorite line by far. his avatar is stunning misrepresentation
     
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  28. Truman

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    The end killed me :roll:
     
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  29. NYGator

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    Holy fuck. He is just a basic frat kid.
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Do it you fucking pussies
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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  32. NCHusker

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    If they're "threatening" that means they aren't going to do it
     
  33. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    "Ten investigations were conducted into the 2012 Benghazi attack, six of these by Republican-controlled House committees. Problems were identified with security measures at the Benghazi facilities, due to poor decisions made by employees of the State Department's Bureau of Diplomatic Security, and specifically its director Eric Boswell, who resigned under pressure in December 2012.[1] Despite numerous allegations against Obama administration officials of scandal, cover-up and lying regarding the Benghazi attack and its aftermath, none of the ten investigations found any evidence to support those allegations."
     
  34. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Tell me you’re a Democrat without telling me you’re a Democrat
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

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    Eating a whole apple pie to stick it to the libs
     
  36. Beeds07

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    Going with the tried and true “If everything is racist how can anything be racist?”
     
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  37. Josey Wales

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    Can’t remain a normal country if we’re letting the Trump and barr duo get away with how they weaponized their powers against citizens and also abetted foreign adversaries.

    We should be having protests to release the whole mueller memo tbh. America is a joke.
     
  38. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    As long as the person in the WH doesn't care at all about tradition or consequences or obeying the law, anything goes.
     
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    My family wears sombreros and fake mustaches and eats applie pie on Christmas but the left is trying to cancel the culture of my family traditions!
     
  40. Truman

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    They have to do it, but it will also be a massive waste of time because they'll all grandstand. They'll ask stupid questions that allow Barr ect to weasel out of answering.
     
  41. Struggler

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    That bumper sticker would cause accidents.
     
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  42. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    "They're going to respect us again."

     
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  43. —

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    Curious Russia isn’t on the list!
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    Neither is Turkey, Best Korea or Saudi Arabia. Fake news imo
     
  45. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    I'm sure that chart will be spun as "Well of course they like Sleepy Joe, they're all ripping him off !!!"
     
  46. beerme

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    Meghan McCain’s husband just slid into my old college friends wife dms and asked if she wanted to make a pitch to be on the 7pm show.... what a creep. He’s never met her, just from looking at her tweets and photos. He said he now knows why I’ve been telling him to stop watching Fox News because it’s obviously terrible programming if they’re putting her on
     
  47. El Tiburon

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    Is she hot?
     
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  48. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, I guess I have no choice but to believe you