Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. slogan119

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    Tom Cotton has evidently missed a lot of security briefings, since China won’t be attacking us with soldiers.

    Fucking idiot.
     
  2. Josey Wales

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    Serious, galaxy brained capitalists on the right don’t really talk enough about corporate america cratering HARDWORKING AMERICAN jobs in an effort to support COMMUNIST CHINA.
     
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  3. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Is this the plot of the next mission impossible movie
     
  4. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Can big fox hire you if little fox fires you?
     
  5. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    But enough about all his positive attributes, would you look at that tie!!?
     
  6. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    ^^^ This moron didn’t watch Falcon & the Winter Soldier ^^^

    Super soldiers are coming for us.
     
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  7. herb.burdette

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    Tom Cotton continues to amaze me with his China fetish.
     
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  8. wes tegg

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    I may start a donor board thread on him.
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    If China wanted to harvest DNA from elite athletes, they could just send a bunch of spies to act as the laundry crew following the average NFL road team's stay at the team hotel. I mean, sure, that DNA might also be tainted with some syphilis and crystals of cocaine, but you'd still clone a hell of a athlete.
     
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  10. El Tiburon

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    Bi laws? Like, the laws can go both ways?
     
  11. ~ taylor ~

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    triathletes writing their number on their arms?

    that's a holocaust.

    handing kids numbered jerseys to wear at tryouts?

    that's a holocaust.

    major leagues all wearing 42 on Jackie Robinson Day?

    Oh you'd best believe that's a holocaust.
     
  12. TAS

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    "approximately ninety (60) hours"


    :dubioustrump:
     
  13. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Public means bought and paid for?
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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    did they move them from Japan?
     
  15. wes tegg

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    winter 2022
     
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  16. BudKilmer

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    I mean yeah we can’t keep our power grid up but in the meantime
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    lol winter? We talking about Winter Olympics not summer but Winter Olympics
     
  18. Doc Louis

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    How do you think they got Yao Ming? And, to a lesser extent, Jeremy Lin?
     
  19. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  20. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I'm not even mad, this is amazing stuff.
     
  21. jokewood

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    China is planning on making super soldiers from our curling team DNA and invading us through Canada. I mean, that's how I would do it.
     
  22. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    That's a little too aggressive...seems to me the play is the capitalize on the curling DNA to infiltrate the Carnival shuffleboard cabal.
     
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  23. GrizzliesDrew

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    A war is coming folks and it’s a war we will luge if we’re not prepared
     
  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I'm sure this has been discussed...

    ...but luckily for her she can now focus and fall back on her music career
     
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  25. slogan119

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    But have you seen how many diseases are on cruise ships?
     
  26. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  27. RavenNole

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    Trump won Florida by 1 million the democrats cheated his margin of victory!! What fucking idiots.
     
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  28. RavenNole

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    I would love to watch a game show where self anointed “Patriot” MAGA idiots have to answer very simple, basic, 5th grade level questions about our history.
     
  29. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    …or pass the citizenship test
     
  30. Mister Me Too

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    You know what they say, when a door closes, a new grift opens.



     
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  31. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  32. brahmanknight

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    With the whole genocide thing going on, there is no way we can participate in the Winter Olympics next year ( Beijing ), right?
     
  33. brahmanknight

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    Maybe we can get Ted Turner to do another Goodwill Games in its place?
     
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  34. Mister Me Too

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    Sorry, but you are incorporating the wrong border into Tom’s conspiracy. A conspiracy that involves China and Mexico would be a Tom Cotton wet dream.
     
  35. Prospector

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  36. Prospector

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  37. BlazingRebel

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  38. AIOLICOCK

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    Good question :twocents:
     
  39. ~ taylor ~

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    He's going on the offensive because the current US President isn't his stooge.
     
  40. BlazingRebel

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    Plus he knows half the country is fucking brain dead who gives a fuck who shot some traitorous bitch. She should have complied.
     
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  41. BlazingRebel

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    Why so we can give that person a medal for doing their job?
     
  42. wes tegg

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    Shut the fuck up, Ale.
     
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  43. El Tiburon

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    Can’t wait for all of the ‘Merica-loving anti-commies on my Facebook feed to share this relentlessly to own the libs.
     
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  44. Tobias

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    every ale post is contrarian bullshit with the two cents or shrugging smiley

    shut the fuck up
     
  45. BlazingRebel

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    The worst part of the tweet the article is written by a fucking law enforcement blog. We are so fucked.
     
  46. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Trump is gonna be quite sad
     
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  47. Drown ‘Em

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    Not sure if he has a chance or not, but this seems like it would play well to Ohioans, IMO.
     
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