Tom Cotton has evidently missed a lot of security briefings, since China won’t be attacking us with soldiers. Fucking idiot.
Serious, galaxy brained capitalists on the right don’t really talk enough about corporate america cratering HARDWORKING AMERICAN jobs in an effort to support COMMUNIST CHINA.
If China wanted to harvest DNA from elite athletes, they could just send a bunch of spies to act as the laundry crew following the average NFL road team's stay at the team hotel. I mean, sure, that DNA might also be tainted with some syphilis and crystals of cocaine, but you'd still clone a hell of a athlete.
triathletes writing their number on their arms? that's a holocaust. handing kids numbered jerseys to wear at tryouts? that's a holocaust. major leagues all wearing 42 on Jackie Robinson Day? Oh you'd best believe that's a holocaust.
China is planning on making super soldiers from our curling team DNA and invading us through Canada. I mean, that's how I would do it.
That's a little too aggressive...seems to me the play is the capitalize on the curling DNA to infiltrate the Carnival shuffleboard cabal.
I'm sure this has been discussed... ...but luckily for her she can now focus and fall back on her music career
I would love to watch a game show where self anointed “Patriot” MAGA idiots have to answer very simple, basic, 5th grade level questions about our history.
With the whole genocide thing going on, there is no way we can participate in the Winter Olympics next year ( Beijing ), right?
Sorry, but you are incorporating the wrong border into Tom’s conspiracy. A conspiracy that involves China and Mexico would be a Tom Cotton wet dream.
Plus he knows half the country is fucking brain dead who gives a fuck who shot some traitorous bitch. She should have complied.
Can’t wait for all of the ‘Merica-loving anti-commies on my Facebook feed to share this relentlessly to own the libs.
The worst part of the tweet the article is written by a fucking law enforcement blog. We are so fucked.