Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
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  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  3. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Can't wait to wake up to our food supply chain hacked one morning by Russian 14 y.o.s. And we'll do nothing.
     
  4. Uncle Tupelo

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    He'll lose by 25+, unfortunately.
     
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  5. VaxRule

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    How about we busy ourselves with prosecuting the white supremacist potus that drove the insurrection and then worry about the foreigners that helped him do it?
     
  6. ned's head

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  7. Illinihockey

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    I'm not even sure what point he's trying to make
     
  8. ned's head

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    I assume it's that it's a hit on biden for being chummy or soft with putin, as if his lord and savior didn't publicly gargle his balls for four years
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    explain it to me like I’m HoosDaMan
     
  10. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  11. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I loved bringing up the Gym Jordan scandal and closing by calling him a traitor.
     
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  12. NYGator

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  13. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Can’t wait to hear why not only are chuds siding with Putin, but now also siding with a Bin Laden lmao
     
  14. RavenNole

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    Cuts unemployment for Floridians. Spends money helping other states. Really serving the people of Florida. Unfortunately the people of Florida won’t care.
     
  15. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    I love Texas and Arizona working to 'beef up' their border as if New Mexico doesn't exist.
     
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  16. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Jordan’s closest race since 2006 is 19 points. His district isn’t gerrymandered to protect him. It’s gerrymandered to take advantage of His base in farm country to dilute west of Cleveland.
     
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  17. bro

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. Uncle Tupelo

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    His district is hilarious. Mercer County, all the way to the edge of Cuyahoga County.
     
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  19. bro

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  20. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    This can be an absolutely endless meme with unlimited topics
     
  21. El Tiburon

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    Keep in mind that for Ted this is the true alpha position:

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  22. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I don’t know about you, but me and my buddies aren’t quite prepared to wage a 20 year war of attrition against the US military. Even though I really want to abolish the Senate, I don’t yet feel the juice is worth the squeeze.
     
  23. Josey Wales

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    I think it was a much longer and more absurd period of time before commander and chief made a visit to the serving “losers and suckers” abroad. Sometimes ya can’t squeeze a barracks visit in when you’re playing at at turnberry or whatever.
     
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  24. Josey Wales

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    He’s like a decent person who’s lived a life that would provide empathy. And I bet he’d wear a suit jacket.

    Not right for the district.
     
  25. Henry Blake

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    Harris shouldn't have even entertained Lester Holt's question. She should have told him that she's addressing the Guatemala side of the problem w her visit. She looks forward to visiting the border, but she can manage everything that's going on at the border on her laptop/phone.

    But the Ds don't operate that way.
     
  26. yaywaffles

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    setting aside the general stupidity of his broader point, the viet cong were almost entirely wiped out during Tet
     
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  27. herb.burdette

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    Cawthorn watched Platoon on Netflix though.
     
  28. Drown ‘Em

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    Not to mention that the Viet Cong were armed with Soviet and Chinese military weapons by ‘67 and not using “small arms”.
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

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  30. VaxRule

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    “Why It’s a Good Thing the bin Laden Family Supports Donald Trump”

    - the gateway pundit
     
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  31. El Tiburon

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    "Badass as heck?" Why, I just got an idea for my first ever chest tattoo!
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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    Ronald Reagan’s gay son being a democrat isn’t quite the same as Osama Bin Laden’s niece supporting American fascism but fucking go off
     
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  33. Josey Wales

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    You’ve gotta trade Simmons if you’re morey right?

    wrong thread but hey
     
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  34. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    lulz
     
  35. ~ taylor ~

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    What's FoxNews offering?
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    That is the whole fucking game. Outlandish lies spread faster than can be knocked down in the Fox News community.

    At least half of elected Republicans in congress believe those lies. The others want to use those lies to establish at the very least durable minority rule. And inflict pain on the majority.
     
  37. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    Yeah, he sucks. The dude just sucks ass.
     
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  38. AIOLICOCK

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    We should ban him.
     
  39. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  40. AIOLICOCK

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  41. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    no one better represents the trash that is his district than the shit sipper known as gym jordan. fuck him, and fuck all of them.
     
  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I hear Janet Hitler had the same problem
     
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  43. RavenNole

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    This is stunning. Fox News is normally so above board when it comes to their journalistic integrity.
     
  44. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  45. Prospector

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  46. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Nice! (in Russian accent)
     
  47. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Well Putin is exactly what they want in a leader, so not surprising.
     
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  48. ~ taylor ~

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    I would be interested to know where Republicans put Brian Kemp in relation to Putin.
     
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