the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. $P1

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  3. Kirk Fogg

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    Fake Virus: check
    Make up legal precedent about filming someone without consent: check
    Blame Uber driver for not providing masks: check
    Threaten Uber driver with a negative survey: check
    Call Uber Driver rude for “telling me me to get out in the middle of the road” (car hadn’t gone anywhere): check

     
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  4. mmm

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    We've seen this cycle many times;
    Karen, who thinks she is far more important that the real world thinks, takes ridiculous and obviously flawed position;
    her victim pulls out cell phone and starts recording;
    deep down, Karen knows she's beat but can't give in; so...
    out of pure desperation, Karen doubles down and seeks to salvage her predicament through progressively weaker "Hail Mary" arguments.​
     
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  5. Anison

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    …and lying to make herself the victim. “She’s leaving me in the middle of the road” “She was rude to me” “She won’t take me back where she picked me up”
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    I felt the same way until I read that they got kicked out for fucking with to women that kissed. Yelling shame was the least they could do to those assholes.
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

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    If you read the thread there usually is a recounting or something that explains the thread titles. There was something in that thread that shows what the women did to get kicked out.
     
  8. pearl

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  9. Beeds07

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  10. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  11. pearl

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  12. JGator1

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    Her being a Christian was the lock of the century
     
  13. kinghill

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    Don’t lump all Christians in with that
     
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  14. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    "You're more racist than me."

    Then what happened
     
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  15. spagett

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    Calling him out for shaking completely turned the tide

    Guy realized what a dumb pussy he was after that
     
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  16. Doc Louis

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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    Even if a person is completely racist or a political fanatic - I'll still never understand how so many people get into arguments at stores like a Walmart/Ross etc.

    Like what conflict possibly happens there?
     
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  18. bigred77

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    Um I don't think he was
     
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  19. TC

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    You fucking no-good bitch
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm dying to know what benign request set off the entitled racist rage monster.
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I don’t think it would have been mask related. There was another elderly lady in the background not wearing one and no one was talking to her.
     
  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah most stores (I'd assume definitely Missouri) have made their mask requirements optional if you're supposedly vaccinated. Probably just some evil racist PoS who wanted a refund on something that was clearly not refundable.
     
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  23. Mister Me Too

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    I’m going to speculate that it may have to do with a request to return something which stores are not doing during COVID, I could see that leading to a meltdown.
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

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    Yeah, I noticed that too. Maybe like Michale Harriot mentioned in his original thread, she asked an employee to go check for something in the back and they said something to the effect of "if it's not on the rack, we don't have it."???
     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    That's a good one. Maybe tried to return something after the however many days your allowed?
     
  26. Mister Me Too

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    Or someone said or did not say good morning to her, who knows, anything can set these people off.
     
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  27. Hank Scorpio

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    Are you ignoring what I said you fucking asshole?!?!?
     
  28. Bo Pelinis

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    Not all Christians are shit-piles but when someone goes off on a racist rant on video odds are there's some Christian stuff in their public persona. Too many people use it as some sort of front for a perfect life (Jesus Saves, wife, mother to Zayden, Trayden, and Paidlee, heart emoji prayer emoji)

    YA STUPID BITCH
     
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  29. Mister Me Too

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    I’m reporting you to TMB managers:

    Mix GoodForAnother I would like to make a complaint against Hank Scorpio
     
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  30. bigred77

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    As a Christian I completely agree

    And as a Christian, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
     
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  31. Bo Pelinis

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    God blesses and saves WHY DIDN’T YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT
     
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  32. Bo Pelinis

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    We’re all God’s children but you’re an especially fat stupid child and God wants to put you up for adoption!
     
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  33. Randy Dangus

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  34. GoodForAnother

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  35. Doc Louis

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  36. Doc Louis

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    Bless your heart.
     
  37. Mister Me Too

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  38. bigred77

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    Thanks
     
  39. HotMic

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  40. Mister Me Too

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  41. LetItSoak

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    At 1:25 it appears she found out
     
  42. Mix

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    Reporters having wayyyy too much fun with those puns.
     
  43. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Orthopedic surgeon? With those shaky hands?
     
  44. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    If you need a witness, I saw the whole thing. I'm also Christian just in case it helps our combined temper tantrum.
     
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  45. Mister Me Too

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    I hope that lady does not lose her job for defending herself and her co-workers, but unfortunately she probably did.

    “Grimacing with remorse”

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  46. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I gotta say, with all of these Karen videos, the victims are really missing a lot of opportunities to drop a Nunya Business joke.
     
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  47. Professor Moriarty

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    When you’re in the middle of bull shit like this, being funny is really far from the thought process.
     
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  48. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    And yet that would send people into even more of a tantrum.
     
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  49. Professor Moriarty

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    Being calm and polite while holding in your seething anger works well. I’m not witty enough to crack jokes.
     
  50. Daniel Ocean

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    you’re telling me being dehumanized doesn’t bring on the funny?