Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. ZeroPointZero

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  2. 1

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    Just 1. I want a playoff!
     
  3. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  4. bertwing

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    That’s a wrap
     
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  5. Wendel Clark

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    Well that’s the end of this tournament
     
  6. southlick

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  7. bertwing

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    More like Louis Oopshuizen amirite
     
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    Poop.....eagle at the last might be needed
     
  9. Fran Tarkenton

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    they have to be an entire hole behind at least from the group ahead
     
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  10. ButchCassidy

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    That’s gonna do it, folks.
     
  11. Wendel Clark

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    Welp not over j guess
     
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  12. devine

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    He’s not done yet!
     
  13. CTownND

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    Man, between Louie hitting it into the water on the Zurich Open playoff hole to lose and hitting 17 into the penalty area here, that's two really bad unclutch tee shots in two months
     
  14. fattmante

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  15. southlick

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  16. devine

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    Just needs an eagle
     
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  17. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  18. HoosDaMan

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    Fuck. Had Oost +4000 at DK.
     
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  19. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Upon further review, I think it’s more Hughes than Louis
     
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  20. Upton^2

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    44 for Bryson holy shit
     
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  21. HoosDaMan

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    Rahm as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
     
  22. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    don henley would have made it
     
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  23. NP13

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    fucking Phil
     
  24. HoosDaMan

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    Phil teaching her how to maximize breastfeeding
     
  25. fattmante

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    :ded:
     
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  26. devine

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    Alright rahm relax buddy
     
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  27. OZ2

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    100% say this truthfully.

    I wore the old-school Bryson hat before he did. I also can be a bit awkward and have a personality where I have a lot of friends, but they kind of realize I’m OZ and we go from there.

    I’m also self-aware. People like me fucking LOATHE guys like him. He is the guy that decides to shit on everybody else when he has the chance and as a result the cocky dudes like Brooks become 100% more easy to cheer on.

    He doesn’t embrace who he is. The dude is a fake ass fuck and insecure as fuck. Him melting down is a win for anybody with a couple things not right in the head.
     
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  28. LookslikeUofI

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  29. ButchCassidy

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    The best chance for an eagle is to lay up and hope for a 100 yard hole out? Idk about that.
     
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  30. devine

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    He’s gonna birdie and that bogey putt on 17 will be huge
     
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  31. Ty Webb

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    Good for Rahm. Love this picture
     
  32. bertwing

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    It’s okay Truman wears those hats too
     
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  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    first birdie birdie us open finish since Watson in 82
     
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  34. HoosDaMan

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    Now you make it.
     
  35. HoosDaMan

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    Never been a fan of Rahm but that was a nice interview.
     
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  36. tjosu

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    What a great tweet

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  37. HoosDaMan

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    This is awkward
     
  38. OZ2

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    but I can cook a steak and don’t like fucking Missouri Truman as he rolls his eyes at this joke for the 20k time
     
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  39. stric006

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    Glad he won.
     
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  40. ZeroPointZero

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    pure class from Rahm there
     
  41. CUgator

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    Bryson going down in flames was a nice bonus.
     
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  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I need to see every shot of the Bryson meltdown.

    What a fucking gold tournament.
     
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  43. CUAngler

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    Don’t think there is anyone out there that’s going to hold the green from that lie.
     
  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I apologize. Was told that story by one of Patrick reeds college teammates at a member guest and didnt fact check it.

    I blame Patrick Reed.
     
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  45. The Fuck Lion

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    Phil about to ask for a little cream for his coffee

    Legend
     
  46. London Humphreys

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    Amy would approve after taking MJs dick out her mouth.

    I apologize if that was too aggressive for eho
     
  47. dome foam

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    Water doesn’t cut across the whole fairway, leaving an angle to draw that ball in.
     
  48. CUAngler

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    hows that ball going to get high enough and spin enough coming out of that rough?

    no way to hit a high cut (draw will come out lower) there to a front pin
     
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